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Chris Bridges
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Michael Jackson: The Lost Prison Tapes

In the culmination of the most star-studded, avidly watched trial of the century this month, musical phenomenon and alleged pedophile Michael Jackson was completely acquitted of all counts. I hope you won't think less of me when I say I'm disappointed.

Don't get me wrong, it's not because I think he was guilty of child molestation, giving alcohol to a minor, the deliberate release of "HIStory," and the other equally heinous charges. I have absolutely no clue if he did any of it - I'm pretty sure I wasn't there, unless someone got me really drunk -- and so I have to assume the jury found sufficient reason to doubt the accusations. Fair enough.

Nor is it because this verdict was a surprising, almost unprecedented refutation of the most hallowed law of American jurisprudence, "Dude's a freakjob with a monkey, right? Of course he's guilty!" (Cited by Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, 2002, United States v. That Guy Over There).

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Elizabeth
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"Gangsta Pop."

Oh my, oh my.
I have such an imagenow, Chris, and I am not thanking you for it!

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Farmgirl
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you wrote those lyrics?? Oh my, that's hilarious!

FG

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Chris Bridges
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I can't claim "Gangsta Pop" as my own, although I did think of it before I knew it had been used already. I found references to that term online, but not in any official or widespread way. Still, if Michael took it up...
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Your article has the most interesting Google Ads . . .
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Elizabeth
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Peace Corps?
Paid to Take Surveys?
Volunteer with Biosphere?

OK, I want those related to Michael Jackson asap.

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Corwin
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Oh man, that was one excellent column! I could almost hear him singing! [ROFL]
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This is so surreal. I am watching the episode of The Simpsons where the man pretending to be Michael Jackson is in the nuthouse with Homer.

That was great!

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Chris--great article and love the lyrics! When is your album coming out?
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Hee Hee.
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