Prince Imrahil is the brother in law of Denethor (technically), ruler of Dol Amroth by the sea, leader of the two thousand knights who marched in at the muster of Gondor on her hour of need!
He also ruled Minias Tirith after Denethor died and Faramir was still sick until Aragorn took his crown officially.
Prince Imrahil of Dol Amroth, leader of the Swan Knights!!!
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Faramir 23 Pippin 23 Gandalf 21 Eomer 21 Sam 21 Aragorn 19 Rosie Cotton 19 King Theoden 17 Cirdan 17 Balrog 17 Frodo 17 Eowyn 15 Legolas 15 Boromir 15 Gimli 15 Elrond 15 Shadowfax 15 Galadriel 15 Merry 15 Prince Imrahil 13 Treebeard 13 Bilbo 11 Gollum 11 Smeagol 11 Arwen 11 Nazgul 11 Tom Bombadil 9 Mouth of Sauron 9 Sauron 7 Witch King 7
Witch King ++ Way too cool to die early. Faramir -- Power currupts. Prince Imrahil -- Not cool enough to make the movie.
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And why the heck are all the evil characters down in the botton? What, being evil means you aren't the best? Pssh.
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mouth of Sauron should be at 3. He was at 5 after SenojRetep's post, and unicornwhisperer was the only one to pick him after that.
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Gandalf 23 Faramir 21 Pippin 21 Eomer 21 Sam 21 Aragorn 19 Rosie Cotton 19 Balrog 19 King Theoden 17 Cirdan 17 Frodo 17 Eowyn 17 Legolas 15 Boromir 15 Gimli 15 Shadowfax 15 Galadriel 15 Merry 15 Treebeard 13 Elrond 13 Bilbo 11 Gollum 11 Arwen 11 Prince Imrahil 11 Smeagol 9 Nazgul 9 Tom Bombadil 9 Sauron 9 Witch King 7 Mouth of Sauron 5
-- Elrond - because I still think of him as Agent Smith -- Prince Imrahil - because like they said, he just wasn't cool enough to be in the movie. ++ Gandalf - I love it when people pronounce the "L" in his name. It just makes him sound so much cooler
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Gandalf 23 Faramir 21 Pippin 21 Eomer 21 Sam 21 Balrog 21 Aragorn 19 Rosie Cotton 17 King Theoden 17 Cirdan 17 Eowyn 17 Frodo 15 Legolas 15 Boromir 15 Gimli 15 Shadowfax 15 Galadriel 15 Merry 15 Treebeard 13 Elrond 13 Bilbo 11 Gollum 11 Arwen 11 Prince Imrahil 11 Smeagol 9 Nazgul 9 Tom Bombadil 9 Sauron 9 Witch King 7 Mouth of Sauron 3
-- Rosie Cotton (what importance does she play?) -- Frodo (A big wimp. Better in the books, but Sam deserves a better master) ++ Balrog (for providing some of the best enterntainment in both movie and books. Heartwrenching that he 'kills' Gandalf and freakin awesome looking)
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Gandalf 23 Faramir 21 Pippin 21 Eomer 21 Sam 21 Balrog 21 Aragorn 19 Rosie Cotton 17 King Theoden 17 Cirdan 17 Eowyn 17 Frodo 15 Legolas 15 Boromir 15 Gimli 15 Shadowfax 15 Galadriel 15 Merry 15 Treebeard 13 Elrond 13 Prince Imrahil 13 Bilbo 11 Arwen 11 Smeagol 9 Nazgul 9 Gollum 9 Tom Bombadil 7 Sauron 9 Witch King 7 Mouth of Sauron 3
-- Tom Bombadil ++ Prince Imrahil (Incredibly cool, whose LINES WERE RAPED AND PILLAGED AND GIVEN TO OTHER CHARACTERS) -- Gollum
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Gandalf 23 Faramir 21 Pippin 21 Eomer 21 Sam 21 Aragorn 21 Balrog 19 Rosie Cotton 17 King Theoden 17 Cirdan 17 Eowyn 17 Frodo 15 Legolas 15 Boromir 15 Gimli 15 Shadowfax 15 Galadriel 15 Merry 15 Treebeard 13 Elrond 13 Prince Imrahil 11 Bilbo 11 Arwen 11 Smeagol 9 Nazgul 9 Gollum 9 Sauron 9 Tom Bombadil 7 Witch King 7 Mouth of Sauron 3
++ Aragorn (For his tireless use of kingsfoil to personally heal all those injured by the Nazgul) -- Prince Imrahil (Who was a shadow of Eomer, who was a shadow of Faramir, who was a shadow of Aragorn) -- Balrog (Corrupted by Morgoth and Sauron into a big ball of terror and fear)
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Gandalf 21 Pippin 21 Sam 21 Aragorn 21 Balrog 19 Faramir 19 Eowyn 19 Eomer 19 Cirdan 17 King Theoden 17 Frodo 15 Legolas 15 Boromir 15 Gimli 15 Rosie Cotton 15 Shadowfax 15 Galadriel 15 Merry 15 Treebeard 13 Elrond 13 Prince Imrahil 11 Bilbo 11 Arwen 9 Smeagol 9 Nazgul 9 Gollum 9 Sauron 9 Tom Bombadil 7 Witch King 7 Mouth of Sauron 5
-- Arwen - no matter how beautiful Arwen is supposed to be, Liv Tyler just can't act. ++ Eowyn - because I think she and Faramir are a perfect match. -- Eomer - not as cool as his sister
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Gandalf 21 Aragorn 21 Balrog 21 Sam 19 Pippin 19 Faramir 19 Eowyn 19 Eomer 19 Cirdan 17 King Theoden 17 Elrond 15 Frodo 15 Legolas 15 Boromir 15 Gimli 15 Rosie Cotton 15 Galadriel 15 Merry 15 Shadowfax 13 Treebeard 13 Prince Imrahil 11 Bilbo 11 Arwen 9 Smeagol 9 Nazgul 9 Gollum 9 Sauron 9 Witch King 7 Tom Bombadil 5 Mouth of Sauron 5
Sam -- (just too clingy) Shadowfax -- (Horselord?) Elrond ++ (one bad mother- shut your mouth- but i'm talkin' bout Elrond, then I can dig it.)
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EDIT: This is actually unicornwhisperer... oops!
Gandalf 23 Aragorn 21 Balrog 21 Sam 19 Pippin 19 Faramir 19 Eowyn 19 Eomer 19 Cirdan 17 King Theoden 17 Elrond 15 Frodo 15 Legolas 15 Boromir 15 Gimli 15 Rosie Cotton 15 Galadriel 15 Merry 15 Shadowfax 13 Treebeard 13 Prince Imrahil 11 Bilbo 11 Arwen 9 Smeagol 9 Nazgul 9 Gollum 9 Sauron 9 Witch King 5 Tom Bombadil 3 Mouth of Sauron 0
Tom Bombadil-- the reason I couldn't really follow the book Witch King-- isn't he dead yet? Gandalf ++ even though he should have used more of his awesome powers.
I'm sorry but Mouth of Sauron was dead a while ago someone didn't take mine into account.. he was down to 1 people! And then someone killed him.
So I guess if no one objects I will do his death.
Mouth of Sauron: After being beheaded by Aragorn, his head was still alive. However Aragorn decided to send (the mouth of sauron's) head to the witch from "Return of Oz". His head, among her collection, became her most prized of heads.
You should recheck the thread. I just did and MoS was at 9 pts coming into the third page. After unicornwhisperer's post he was down to 3 just like ricree101 said. He never got to 1 and he certainly wasn't killed. I therefore reinstate MoS at his previous total (although the death was cool in a Bran (Mabinogian) sort of way).
<edit: "didn't take mine into account"? Wasn't this your first post to this thread? Or did you post under a different screen name?>
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(Yes I accidently posted under Marlo) Oops! for some odd reason I guess I thought mouth of Sauron was at 3 when I took off 2 points. *shrug* or I just can't subtract .
Sorry about that guys. Thanks for correcting me.
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Gandalf 23 Aragorn 21 Balrog 21 Eomer 21 Faramir 21 Sam 19 Pippin 19 Eowyn 19 Cirdan 17 King Theoden 17 Elrond 15 Frodo 15 Legolas 15 Gimli 15 Rosie Cotton 15 Galadriel 15 Merry 15 Shadowfax 13 Boromir 13 Treebeard 13 Prince Imrahil 11 Bilbo 11 Smeagol 9 Nazgul 9 Sauron 9 Gollum 7 Arwen 7 Witch King 5 Mouth of Sauron 3 Tom Bombadil 3
--Mouth of Sauron: Pointless in the extreem --Arwen: How did the elf wench get back up to 9? ++Faramir: ... but I do not love the the bright sword for it's sharpness, nor the arrow for it's swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend: The city of the Men of Numernor; and I would have her loved for her memory, her ancientry, her beauty and her present wisdom. Not feared, save as men may fear the dignity of a man, old and wise. (IMHO the best line in the book)
Denethor: Denethor rode in his carriage, Boromir next to him, Faramir behind him. He waved to the crowds as he passed, and indeed there was a crowd. Without warning three arrows went right the Steward. Many screamed, few looked for where it came from. Days afterward, people found the shooter who shot from high up a castle wall, but did not release his name. Many people insist that an arrow came from a grassy knoll, but that can not be confirmed. Saruman: His love of machines finally caught up with him: was pushed into a prototype steam powered forrest clearer by Grima. Treebeard later used his body as fertilizer to help trees grow again in Isengard. Wormtongue: Eowyn gets sick of Wormtongue stalking her all the time and ties his tongue to a tree, where he eventually dies of dehydration. Isildur was skipping along the forrest mindlessly tossing bread crumbs as he went. Everyone did always say that Isildur was a bit nutty. Along the way, he saw a house made out of gingerbread candy and immediately started eating. He and and ate and ate until Shelob popped out and ate him whole. Shelob died 3 days later of food poisoning and intense allergic reaction. She was allergic to nuts.
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Gandalf 23 Aragorn 21 Balrog 21 Eomer 21 Sam 19 Pippin 19 Faramir 19 Eowyn 19 King Theoden 17 Cirdan 15 Elrond 15 Frodo 15 Legolas 15 Gimli 15 Rosie Cotton 15 Galadriel 15 Merry 15 Shadowfax 13 Boromir 13 Treebeard 13 Prince Imrahil 13 Bilbo 11 Smeagol 9 Nazgul 9 Sauron 9 Gollum 7 Arwen 7 Witch King 5 Mouth of Sauron 3 Tom Bombadil 1
Tom Bombadil -- (Yawn.) Prince Imrahil ++ (One of the characters I missed the most that were cut from the movie, besides Faramir and Theoden.) Cirdan -- (He's barely even mentioned.)
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Faramir 23 Gandalf 21 Aragorn 21 Balrog 21 Eomer 21 Sam 19 Pippin 19 Eowyn 19 King Theoden 17 Cirdan 15 Elrond 15 Frodo 15 Legolas 17 Gimli 15 Rosie Cotton 15 Galadriel 15 Merry 15 Shadowfax 13 Boromir 13 Treebeard 13 Prince Imrahil 13 Bilbo 11 Smeagol 9 Nazgul 11 Sauron 7 Gollum 7 Arwen 9 Witch King 5 Mouth of Sauron 3 Tom Bombadil 1
Legolas ++ He's just my favorite. Nazgul ++ They are just the most badass villans ever, that's why. Arwen ++ My favorite LotR lady.
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Faramir 23 Gandalf 21 Aragorn 21 Balrog 21 Eomer 21 Sam 19 Pippin 19 Eowyn 19 King Theoden 17 Legolas 17 Cirdan 15 Elrond 15 Frodo 15 Gimli 15 Galadriel 15 Merry 15 Shadowfax 13 Rosie Cotton 13 Boromir 13 Treebeard 13 Prince Imrahil 13 Bilbo 11 Smeagol 11 Nazgul 11 Sauron 7 Gollum 7 Arwen 7 Witch King 5 Mouth of Sauron 3 Tom Bombadil 1
++ Smeagol - I think he's really a good guy at heart -- Arwen - Liv Tyler can't act. How many times must I say this? -- Rosie Cotton - Doesn't do a whole lot for me
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++ Mouth of Sauron (Very interesting in books) - Tom Bombadil (Silly singing person based on a doll) - Arwen (Oh how I loathe her)
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Faramir 23 Gandalf 21 Aragorn 21 Balrog 21 Eomer 21 Sam 19 Pippin 19 Eowyn 19 King Theoden 19 Legolas 17 Cirdan 15 Elrond 15 Frodo 15 Gimli 15 Galadriel 15 Merry 15 Shadowfax 13 Rosie Cotton 13 Boromir 11 Treebeard 13 Prince Imrahil 13 Bilbo 9 Smeagol 11 Nazgul 11 Sauron 7 Gollum 7 Arwen 5 Witch King 5 Mouth of Sauron 5 Tom Bombadil (dead)
--Boromir (Got what he had coming) --Bilbo (good in his book, but unnecessary in the movie) ++ Theoden (king of kings) I'll go ahead and do Bombadil's death since Ryan neglected to.
Tom Bombadil was skipping through the woods one day when he tripped over a nasty root cluster and fell into a nest of ravenous squirrels. They never found his head.
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--Arwen: Continuing my vendeta against her. (Die Elf wench, die) ++Gimli: Wish there was more of him. Always been parial to dwarves --Elrond: Too stiff, always seemed to have a thing against Men.
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Cirdan ++ (The only elf to willingly give up a ring of power to someone who needed it more (Gandalf)) Mouth of Sauron-- (I agree with unicornwhisperer) Theoden-- (For letting a guy named "wormtongue" past the front gate)
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Technically both Celebrimbor and Gil-Galad both gave away rings of power. Celebrimbor made them and gave them to Gil-Galad, who passed them out to Galadriel, Elrond and Cirdan.
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Arwen ++ Sauron - (wasn't even a character in the Lord of the Rings, just the personification of evil) Prince Imrahil - (Most unmemorable character in the books. I've read the books many times and he's the only character people have mentioned who I can't even remember.)
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++ Eomer (King among men) ++ Prince Imrahil (one of the few men left with Numenorean/Elf blood running through his veins) -- Gollum (annoying wretch)
Edited to include Rabbit's votes. Even though I inherently distrust anyone who votes down Imrahil for being unmemorable and votes UP Arwen. That's a travesty and a crime against literary nature.
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I'm doing three --'s because of Alt's three ++'s up there. Let's be balanced here.
Cirdan -- (Why is he still there?) Arwen -- (Hah.) Mouth of Sauron -- (Let's get it over with.)
The Mouth of Sauron put the Foot of Sauron into himself. Inevitably, the Mouth of Sauron died of humiliation.
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quote:Originally posted by Lyrhawn: Technically both Celebrimbor and Gil-Galad both gave away rings of power. Celebrimbor made them and gave them to Gil-Galad, who passed them out to Galadriel, Elrond and Cirdan.
Good point. Did Gil-Galad ever make use of one of the rings? If not, I'll amend my statement to "the only elf to wear a ring of power and willingly..." Posts: 2926 | Registered: Sep 2005
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Gandalf++ (The only one of the 7 Istari to fulfill his mission (and probably most of theirs, as well)) Boromir-- (Faithless fellowship breaker, deathbed conversion notwithstanding) Arwen-- (Where's Glorfindel. Oh, Liv Tyler needs something to do. We'll just give his part to her. What, she's not mentioned in TTT? Well, let's throw something in there, to give her face time. I know, that stuff from the Appendix. And we'll make up a dream sequence. Brilliant).
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Quick correction: It was 5 Istari (1 White (Saruman), 1 Grey (Gandalf), 1 Brown (Radagast) and 2 Blue (not named) now on to the voting:
Faramir 23 Eomer 23 Gandalf 23 Aragorn 23 Balrog 21 Sam 19 Pippin 19 Eowyn 19 King Theoden 17 Legolas 17 Gimli 17 Cirdan 15 Frodo 15 Galadriel 15 Merry 15 Elrond 13 Prince Imrahil 13 Rosie Cotton 13 Treebeard 13 Shadowfax 11 Smeagol 11 Nazgul 11 Bilbo 9 Boromir 9 Gollum 5 Witch King Sauron 3 Arwen 1 ----------------------------------- ++Aragorn: Probably to most important human in the series --Arwen: I almost didn't vote cause I want to kill her. Make her death good. --Shadowfax: Come on... he's a horse. (An extreemly fast horse, but only a horse)
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Denethor: Denethor rode in his carriage, Boromir next to him, Faramir behind him. He waved to the crowds as he passed, and indeed there was a crowd. Without warning three arrows went right the Steward. Many screamed, few looked for where it came from. Days afterward, people found the shooter who shot from high up a castle wall, but did not release his name. Many people insist that an arrow came from a grassy knoll, but that can not be confirmed. Saruman: His love of machines finally caught up with him: was pushed into a prototype steam powered forrest clearer by Grima. Treebeard later used his body as fertilizer to help trees grow again in Isengard. Wormtongue: Eowyn gets sick of Wormtongue stalking her all the time and ties his tongue to a tree, where he eventually dies of dehydration. Isildur was skipping along the forrest mindlessly tossing bread crumbs as he went. Everyone did always say that Isildur was a bit nutty. Along the way, he saw a house made out of gingerbread candy and immediately started eating. He and and ate and ate until Shelob popped out and ate him whole. Shelob died 3 days later of food poisoning and intense allergic reaction. She was allergic to nuts. Tom Bombadil was skipping through the woods one day when he tripped over a nasty root cluster and fell into a nest of ravenous squirrels. They never found his head. The Mouth of Sauron put the Foot of Sauron into himself. Inevitably, the Mouth of Sauron died of humiliation.
I liked the bold -- makes it clearer for me. I hope nobody minds.
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--Arwen (for being less attractive than Legolas) ++Rosie Cotton --Legolas (for being more attractive than me)
Denethor: Denethor rode in his carriage, Boromir next to him, Faramir behind him. He waved to the crowds as he passed, and indeed there was a crowd. Without warning three arrows went right the Steward. Many screamed, few looked for where it came from. Days afterward, people found the shooter who shot from high up a castle wall, but did not release his name. Many people insist that an arrow came from a grassy knoll, but that can not be confirmed. Saruman: His love of machines finally caught up with him: was pushed into a prototype steam powered forrest clearer by Grima. Treebeard later used his body as fertilizer to help trees grow again in Isengard. Wormtongue: Eowyn gets sick of Wormtongue stalking her all the time and ties his tongue to a tree, where he eventually dies of dehydration. Isildur was skipping along the forrest mindlessly tossing bread crumbs as he went. Everyone did always say that Isildur was a bit nutty. Along the way, he saw a house made out of gingerbread candy and immediately started eating. He ate and ate and ate until Shelob popped out and ate him whole. Shelob died 3 days later of food poisoning and intense allergic reaction. She was allergic to nuts. Tom Bombadil was skipping through the woods one day when he tripped over a nasty root cluster and fell into a nest of ravenous squirrels. They never found his head. The Mouth of Sauron put the Foot of Sauron into himself. Inevitably, the Mouth of Sauron died of humiliation. Arwen died of grief and shame when Aragorn dumped her at the altar and married Glorfindel instead. That was her reward for choosing mortality . . .
-- Cirdan (Pretty cool, but a relative nonentity) -- Rosie Cotton (same as above, except for the 'pretty cool' part ... *runs for cover*) ++ Prince Imrahil (A cool enough minor character with cool enough lines and a cool enough name to get my votes)
Denethor: Denethor rode in his carriage, Boromir next to him, Faramir behind him. He waved to the crowds as he passed, and indeed there was a crowd. Without warning three arrows went right the Steward. Many screamed, few looked for where it came from. Days afterward, people found the shooter who shot from high up a castle wall, but did not release his name. Many people insist that an arrow came from a grassy knoll, but that can not be confirmed. Saruman: His love of machines finally caught up with him: was pushed into a prototype steam powered forrest clearer by Grima. Treebeard later used his body as fertilizer to help trees grow again in Isengard. Wormtongue: Eowyn gets sick of Wormtongue stalking her all the time and ties his tongue to a tree, where he eventually dies of dehydration. Isildur was skipping along the forrest mindlessly tossing bread crumbs as he went. Everyone did always say that Isildur was a bit nutty. Along the way, he saw a house made out of gingerbread candy and immediately started eating. He ate and ate and ate until Shelob popped out and ate him whole. Shelob died 3 days later of food poisoning and intense allergic reaction. She was allergic to nuts. Tom Bombadil was skipping through the woods one day when he tripped over a nasty root cluster and fell into a nest of ravenous squirrels. They never found his head. The Mouth of Sauron put the Foot of Sauron into himself. Inevitably, the Mouth of Sauron died of humiliation. Arwen died of grief and shame when Aragorn dumped her at the altar and married Glorfindel instead. That was her reward for choosing mortality . . .
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I don't remember if Gil-Galad ever used the rings or not, I'm pretty sure he passed them out right away and never used them, but I can't be sure. I'd have to go back and double check the Silmarillion.
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Sauron ++ (Woah, how did he get so low? Can't eliminate the main threat so near to the beginning.) Faramir -- (Too high) Aragorn -- (Ditto.)
Denethor: Denethor rode in his carriage, Boromir next to him, Faramir behind him. He waved to the crowds as he passed, and indeed there was a crowd. Without warning three arrows went right the Steward. Many screamed, few looked for where it came from. Days afterward, people found the shooter who shot from high up a castle wall, but did not release his name. Many people insist that an arrow came from a grassy knoll, but that can not be confirmed. Saruman: His love of machines finally caught up with him: was pushed into a prototype steam powered forrest clearer by Grima. Treebeard later used his body as fertilizer to help trees grow again in Isengard. Wormtongue: Eowyn gets sick of Wormtongue stalking her all the time and ties his tongue to a tree, where he eventually dies of dehydration. Isildur was skipping along the forrest mindlessly tossing bread crumbs as he went. Everyone did always say that Isildur was a bit nutty. Along the way, he saw a house made out of gingerbread candy and immediately started eating. He ate and ate and ate until Shelob popped out and ate him whole. Shelob died 3 days later of food poisoning and intense allergic reaction. She was allergic to nuts. Tom Bombadil was skipping through the woods one day when he tripped over a nasty root cluster and fell into a nest of ravenous squirrels. They never found his head. The Mouth of Sauron put the Foot of Sauron into himself. Inevitably, the Mouth of Sauron died of humiliation. Arwen died of grief and shame when Aragorn dumped her at the altar and married Glorfindel instead. That was her reward for choosing mortality . .
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Bilbo ++ (I like Bilbo, why are you being mean to Bilbo?) Eomer -- (Too dull to have top ranking) Rosie Cotton -- (No comment.)
Denethor: Denethor rode in his carriage, Boromir next to him, Faramir behind him. He waved to the crowds as he passed, and indeed there was a crowd. Without warning three arrows went right the Steward. Many screamed, few looked for where it came from. Days afterward, people found the shooter who shot from high up a castle wall, but did not release his name. Many people insist that an arrow came from a grassy knoll, but that can not be confirmed. Saruman Saruman: His love of machines finally caught up with him: was pushed into a prototype steam powered forrest clearer by Grima. Treebeard later used his body as fertilizer to help trees grow again in Isengard. Wormtongue Wormtongue: Eowyn gets sick of Wormtongue stalking her all the time and ties his tongue to a tree, where he eventually dies of dehydration. Isildur Isildur was skipping along the forrest mindlessly tossing bread crumbs as he went. Everyone did always say that Isildur was a bit nutty. Along the way, he saw a house made out of gingerbread candy and immediately started eating. He ate and ate and ate until Shelob popped out and ate him whole. Shelob Shelob died 3 days later of food poisoning and intense allergic reaction. She was allergic to nuts. Tom Bombadil Tom Bombadil was skipping through the woods one day when he tripped over a nasty root cluster and fell into a nest of ravenous squirrels. They never found his head. The Mouth of Sauron The Mouth of Sauron put the Foot of Sauron into himself. Inevitably, the Mouth of Sauron died of humiliation. Arwen Arwen died of grief and shame when Aragorn dumped her at the altar and married Glorfindel instead. That was her reward for choosing mortality . .
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