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Well, I'm off to the mall, I need to ship something. I'll wear my lolita dress and parasol, people stare at me when I do...But I like it anyway.
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After a bit of thought, I'll pay for the wedding if I'm choosen as your King. Oh, and add to it the fact that AoD will gain a strong, just, and worthy mate.
So why don't you just skip to picking me, after all no one else has even tried to be your consort or your worthy companion.
*thinking to himself* "Not that she won't choose me anyway after tonight's meeting in her quarters"
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Do not fear holy one, it is only because I sent them away so that we may be alone. *mischievous grin*
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I'll have to do it some other time then, because I got to run at the moment. The real life needs me ASAP!
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I will dare! For I have a question of uttmost importance (oh, great Zarak!)
Uhm... can I be the hotdog-seller?
In my spare time, I can also act as your special security force and exterminate all your enemies Traitors, beware!
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oolung, you are charged with providing the necessary provisions to those in need of hot dog goodness. You may be my body guard as well, it's a great combination I must say. Your only requierment as memeber of the "Zanarkical Secret Service" is to wear a suit and sun glasses, the ear phone thingy with the wire ('cause it's cool) and you must do a body guard pose when I snap my fingers.
The Zanark has spoken.
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Right you are! I hear and obey you, mistress. <puts on a suit and sun glasses>
I'll just have to stack all the hotdogs into my pockets while doing the body guard pose. Hmmm, I could also devise some sort of clever weapon hidden in hotdogs, that would be handy...
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I have returned from the East with news that Tante is planning another rebelion, but fear not holy one, I will guard your divine form with my life.
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"In view of the last high-level summit that took place in the Palace, Ive consulted the stars for a roughly nine-months forecast. The auspices are favourable! Great joy will come upon Pokadoodle, soon enough." -end of communicate-
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Hmmmmm, this is something that should be further examined. Perhaps you could take on thiss task so that when the Zanark returns she could know of this events meaning. I am sure she would reward you for your loyal servitude.
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quote:Originally posted by suminonA: Sumitpo communicate (pending M&MC clearance):
"In view of the last high-level summit that took place in the Palace, Ive consulted the stars for a roughly nine-months forecast. The auspices are favourable! Great joy will come upon Pokadoodle, soon enough." -end of communicate-
A.
To be distributed to the masses: Forcast favorable. Joy.
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ANNOUNCEMENT: Pokadoodle Press is now hiring. All positions are open, including editors, reporters, columnists, fact checkers, copywriters, photographers, administrative assistants, sales, and paperboys.
[This message was approved by head of M&MC.]
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<returns from overseeing the latest additions to the enormous stone castle, designed by yours truly>
We've completed the new Hogwarts section, including the great hall with the sky-image ceiling. It is ready for your enjoyment, oh Zanark.
Next we're working more on the swimming glob in the low-g playground area, (parts of the glob keep breaking free and drenching the paintball jungle) and certain of the 4-d secret passageways connecting distant parts of the keep (just to make it faster to get around). If you have any architectural requests, let me know. We'll try to work them in.
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Yay! Paintball!! We must appoint a headmaster to the new Hogwarts as well. You are offered the aforementioned position, Tatiana. Will you accept?
The Zanark has spoken.
P.S. Advent, my dear consort, I was unavailable when you AIMed me as my classroom required my prescence.
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quote:Originally posted by Advent 115: Hmmmmm, this is something that should be further examined. Perhaps you could take on thiss task so that when the Zanark returns she could know of this events meaning.
Yes, it is quite a serious matter, and this puzzle cannot be solved without the participation of our beloved Zanark. And I insist on the Official Calendar issue. Why? Simple: as you have all noticed, the Pokadoodle civilisation is already so great that the Sun never sets on it. (Remember the ancient British Empire? ) Other than explaining the complaints we receive continuously from the rest of the smallest civilisations on the other side of the world, this also leaves us without a working definition of eternity / eons / centuries / decades / years / months / seasons / weeks / days / hours / minutes / second / milisecons / microseconds / nanoseconds / picoseconds / femtoseconds / etc This way, for all I know, it might have passed an eternity already since the birth of Pokadoodle civilisation! Although I doubt it.
I dont want to be (too) blunt, but I cannot accept the position of Official Keeper of the Calendar, my ignorance on the workings of the time-space continuum of the Pokadoodle makes it impossible for me. Plus, I reckon it would be a full time ( ) job, and I already am too optimist for that.
The official Sumitpo.
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Does that mean that we all have awsome tans? If so then woooho!
Perhaps the reason we have no sense of time is because time does not affect our grand kingdom. After all, the Divine Zanarch is an Immortal Godess.
I bow myself before the divine one.
p.s. I don't want to be time keeper. Being a royal consort/blacksmith/leader of poulation control is already enough for me.
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hi. i am new to hatrack. i am a long time reader, and thought this would be a good time to start. this looks like a pretty funny post, so i though i might join. anyways, here is what i want to do.
could i be the HOSEM?
The head of space exploration and militarization.
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Welcome Mogol to the kingdom where the sun never sets. Which is why we all have such great tans. I am sure the divine one will gladly welcome you as well.
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The divine Zanarch both created this kingdom and rules it with her divine wisdom and beauty. Worship her, for she is perfection. Posts: 1941 | Registered: Dec 2005
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I speak only the truth. Her divine form must be worshiped for she is all that is wise, just, and beautiful in this place. And the divine one answers when she chooses to. And whenever that is it is good enough for her loyal servants.
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Sorry I took so long to reply, I was out in the world working hard on hard work. Space Mogol, your application is accepted. BTW Advent, don't bow to my statue, it is just an image of myself, not me. Stand up. Arise my consort, and instead pay homage to me, your Zanark.
The Zanark has spoken.
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I proclaim myself Head of the State Church and chief spiritual advisor to Our Jewel, She Who Shall Be Adored, She Who Shall Never Die. I prostate (er, prostrate) myself in thy service, willing (though humble) to shoulder the burdens of the kingdom if ever She (and the dolts, er, minions beneath her) shall leave our presence.
I begin my shadowy backhanded plots to usurp, er, I begin my upfront loyal counsel to bring faith to the faithless and guidance to She Who Needs No Guidance. I vow never to dabble in treaties with those who might want to, shall we say, redirect Our Jewel's power structure to something less, shall we say, centralized in Her favor.
Call me Father Silvania of the First Church of Pokadoodle. Services begin prompty at ten o'clock, and please make sure to wear purple. Chickens are not allowed, though goats are welcome.
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.....I do not trust this estavares my Zanarch. And how dare he attempt to userp your power. I suggest that a council of choosen wise men and women would be advisable, but at any time you can overthrough there decisions at any time you so choose. Thus establishing a small amount of order while your divine presence is absent from our lives here in Pokadoodle.
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