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Action well taken, Space Mogol. As for that Verminspew, I'll take care of him. *grumble*I've only just revived everyone and people are messing it all up again....
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*pops knuckles* So does that mean that you yet live? If so then I would be glad to rectify that problem for you.
If you ever attempt to cause trouble in the kingdom of Pokadoodle I will personally see to your demise. And Mogol, if he does cause trouble to the kingdom I shall take care of him myself.
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Divine one, I request that Estavares be exiled from your blessed kingdom from this point forward. And should he ever return he shall be beheaded for his actions against Pokadoodle.
I bow myself to your judgement in this matter. Posts: 1941 | Registered: Dec 2005
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Your request will be denied. Estevares shall not be exiled, he shall be turned into a statue that can see and hear what is happening around him, but he will be stiff as stone. He will be placed in a park where children will run and play around, but when he tries to move, he will not be able to. You will yearn for the day when the seal upon you is broken, but that day will never come unless I choose it so. No one but I can break the seal. The Zanark has spoken.
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Sire, do to this war, technology has seen a boost, and spirits are high and happy. Now would be an excellent time to invest in Space exploration and Militarazation. Currently, we have all of the means, technology, and equipment to send several colonies to Mars, we only need the money.
We request $1.2 Trillion dollars for this term to send the colony, terraform, and other.
The space telescope has been used well, and test scores have increased 3 fold. Overall everythingness, is high.
We have discovered a planet in the Alpha Centauri system, that matches Earth, and probably hold intelligent extra terrestrial life.
We request $5.7 Trillion dollars to send a team there to check it out.
An aditional $200 Billion is requested to build several test military space fighters.
In total, SEM department requests $7.1 Trillion.
All will go well.
What do you say, my Zanark?
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I, Kagedoz, request from you our great leader to become Head librarian to read all books and be friendly to everyone also i shall shout quiet every 10 minutes
i also request to be head mathmatician to do all Math findings in which i suddenly stop what i'm doing an write something down on a peice of paper in horrible unreadable handwriting
i also request to be the pessimist to argue every point with Sumitpo to say the worse side of everything
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What news do you bring Clod? Speak! Don't leave us in suspense!
Kagedoz, thy request is approved. Advent, do not worry about funding, as I stated before, the treasury holds over a googolplex dollars. Therefore, Space Mogol, I approve your request, as long as I get Pokamonthly reports on this as well.
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Uhh.. i'm sorry for the floor it took so long to approve me that i wrote som calculations on your holy floor
i hope this is ok with your greatness
I will now go read all the books in the great library of Pokadoodle (starts walking out suddenly shout QUIET scaring half the people there)
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I bow before her holiness for she created all of Pokadoodle and rules with grace and kindness. You may address her as our grand Zanarch. Posts: 1941 | Registered: Dec 2005
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I would like a hundred trillion dollars for research into human cloning, which benefit war and testing purposes. My great Zanark. These soldiers would be brain dead and only know how to fight and listen to there commanders. This would thus eliminate any human casualties.
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You request is absolutely denied Grim. You will instead be given 2 billion to fund cyborg research so we make mechanical soldiers instead. That is truly how human casualties will be eliminated. The Zanark has spoken.
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Thank you for pointing out my flaw in that plan; I shall do my best to fulfill your request, your humble servant. Posts: 96 | Registered: Feb 2006
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I have one question. Will these cyborgs be stonger then humans? Because in a revolt, I don't know how we would fare.
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Good, then you should get started. I am sure that her holiness will be most pleased to see that you are working so hard on improving the lives of everyone in Pokadoodle.
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I am most pleased indeed. One thing I will let you know is that I don't want mistakes. I mean it, I shall not see my people suffer because of negligence from anyone's part. Understood?
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Great Zanark, thank you for allowing Kagedoz to take the job of the most pessimist of us all Im sure Kagedoz will bring high quality service to this great Queendom! Using pessimism to improve others life is a special ability that only a few ever have. Kagedoz will be triumphant at it!
The Sumitpo.
*bows and retires for another Pokadoodleperiod*
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Kagedoz, you really miss the subtle power that you have. Its not the fact that you think you wont bring high quality service to this Queendom that is important, but the confidence that you have in that particular belief! That confidence is one of the great services that youre bringing forth. You are setting a worthy example!
quote:Hmmm, so how is being Pokadoodles happiest individual going for you?
Actually, I'm the most optimistic person in Pokadoolde, by vocation. Happiness and Optimism are not interchangeable. BTW, Id think that our beloved Zanark is the happiest of us all.
quote:How can you be unhappy in Pokadoodle Kagedoz? I mean this place is perfect.
The sun never sets.
The waters are pure and full of fish.
Our land is ruled by a Divine Goddess who rules with justice and kindness.
And we who live in Pokadoodle are rewarded with long happy lives.
So how can you be so angry?
Refuse to listen to the LIES of the FALSE QUEEN and her nespotic minions! She will destroy anyone who is different, who offers new ideas, who believes differently! She allows underlings to spend GAZILLIONS in unholy warmongering!
Viva La Revolution! Defend the PEOPLE's RIGHTS! Down with the brainwashing, the machinations of UNDERLINGS who RULE alongside the FALSE QUEEN!
P.S. Buy 1, get 1 free at Pokadoodle's Pottery Barn!
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