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You covered most of them, the only other thing I can think of is our jumping to violence anytime someone blinks wrong.
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Whats this? Our people suffer no such thing as hunger! How can this be when our treasury holds over a googaplex of Pokadilly dollars?? Who is responsible for such a thing?
*Organizes a free food convention for all citizens where they get to take home a huge box FILLED with all kinds of food. Enough for a whole month*
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I don't drive...You probably hid the keys to my old apartment, those are no good anymore. I don't need a car anyway, if you guys have given me the title of Goddess, which mind you, I never requested, I guess the least I could do is be able to travel at lightspeed by foot.
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quote:Originally posted by Common Man: The people are hungry. Please, have mercy...
*Swarms of flies buzz about. The air is redolent with filth.*
Are you kidding? Pokadoodle has rich never ending fields filled with fruit and the grasslands and woods filled with animals that are strong and willing to give their lives so that we might live. The people of Pokadoodle are well fed but not fat, and we all have nice tans due to the fact that the sun never sets on our land.
So stop complaining.
And whats wrong with me using my blacksmith biceps to frighten away all who would harm Pokadoodle? I do what needs to be done and nothing more. I only act because we have no other system to protect the kingdom of Pokadoodle.
And I have sworn my life to guarding her Holiness and her kingdom. *places hand over heart*
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