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...sir! stands up out of his wheelchair I have a plan. Heh. pauses, realizing that he is standing Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!
Dr. Strangelove
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kaniggets. Thppppt!
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough whopper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberries.
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Oh I wasnt saying guess where...just that I love it! I probably should have titled the movie it was from.
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Kingdom of Heaven: Godfrey of Ibelin - "I once fought two days with an arrow through my testicle."
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"Whereever you go, there you are." - The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th DimensionPosts: 2003 | Registered: Jul 2008
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"Strange women laying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government." Monty Python and the Holy Grail...mid '70s?
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quote:Brian Johnson: Bender, did you know without trigonometry there would be no engineering?
John Bender: Without lamps there'd be no light.
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quote: Bender: Claire, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It's pretty tasty.
Claire: No thank you.
Bender: How does he ride a bike?
Bender: Oh Claire, would you ever consider dating a guy who looked like this?
Claire: Can't you just leave me alone?
Bender: I mean even if he had a nice personality and a cool car... although you'd probably have to ride in the backseat because his nuts would ride shotgun.
The Breakfast Club
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Bender: Claire, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It's pretty tasty.
Claire: No thank you. Bender: How does he ride a bike?
Bender: Oh Claire, would you ever consider dating a guy who looked like this?
Claire: Can't you just leave me alone?
Bender: I mean even if he had a nice personality and a cool car... although you'd probably have to ride in the backseat because his nuts would ride shotgun.
I've actually seen a picture of that in real life. Pretty freaky... It was for sale at an antiquarian/colelctable book fair in NYC. One of those things you jsut can't stop staring at.
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"There's a man out there I haven't seen in fifteen years who's trying to kill me. You show me a son that'd be happy to help."
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I just mentioned the movie quote. It was memorable...if less than appropriate.
How about a different movie quote:
quote: I can tell you the license numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you the waitress is left-handed. I can tell you the guy sitting at the bar weighs two-hundred-fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab of the gray truck outside, and I know that--at this altitude--I can run flat out for a half a mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am?
-Jason Bourne (The Bourne Identity)
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quote: Gordie Boggs: Buenos nachos!
Sasha: I didn't know you spoke Spanish.
Gordie Boggs: Yeah, I took it in high school... a bunch of times.
Sasha: Are you fluent?
Gordie Boggs: No, I feel fine.
- Gordie and Sasha Ready to Rumble
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Ray: Gozer the Gozerian? Good evening. As a duly-designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
Peter: That oughtta do it. Thanks very much, Ray.
Gozer: Are you a god?
Raymond: [hesitant] Uh...no.
Gozer: Then... di-i-i-i-e! [Gozer begins shocking the Ghostbusters with lighting.]
Winston Zeddmore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you're supposed to say "Yes!" # Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Wesley: Then why are you smiling?
Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know.
Westley: And, what is that?
Inigo Montoya: I am not left handed. # Prince Regent: Percy. Fashionably late, as usual.
Sir Percy: Sink me, your highness, it was this damned cravat. Simply refused to tie. I ask you. Sticking out like a pincushion.
Prince Regent: I might have known it would be something serious.
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"Let me get this right, you think your boss spends his nights beating hardened criminals to a pulp and your plan is to blackmail this person?"
"The Sphinx:When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you can head off your enemies attacks with balance. Mr. Furious:Okay, but why am I wearing watermelons on my feet. The Sphinx:I don't remember telling you to do that."
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"Your really cute but I don't understand a word you are saying." Had to pull that one on my niece once.
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I haven’t had any sleep, but I’m going to see how I do without cheating (after all, this is my forte):
Robert – “Frankly Scarlet, I don’t give a damn!” Genevive42 – “Kaahhn!” Unwritten – “Dogs and Cats living together! Mass hysteria.” – “Inconceivable!” – You got me – is it “A Robinhood who can speak with a real British accent”? Pyre Dynasty - Ice Age – not sure which one - “Do you want to know how I got these scars?” - Kung-fu Panda? - ????????????????????? - “I’m so frightened I could squeal like a little girl.”
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Caboose: O'Malley taught me how to be mean! I just have to (grunting) concentrate, on, bad, things, like milk! No, wait, red... Red Bull! Sarge: Son, I think you may have lost it. O'Malley is not inside your head anymore! He infected the Doc! Cabbose: No, I can feel him! I just need to get angry and say, mean, things, like Your, brain, is, a mountain, of hatred! Sarge: I never thought I'd reach the moment in my life when I actually miss Grif...But here it is. Caboose: Now, I, am, thinking, about... kittens! Guh, kit-tens, cov-ered in spikes! That makes, me, angry! [Caboose lets out a primal scream as he leaps down among Battle Creek players] Caboose: Yearh! [He lands] Caboose: My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies! Red Zealot: It's the beast! The anti-flag, come to live among us and rule us for seven years! The end is nigh! [gets killed by "Evil Caboose"] Dyhurg! Blue Soldier: [killed] Yikes! Red Soldier: [killed] Yowzaa! Red, Blue, Red Soldiers: [they are standing in a row, Caboose mows them dow with sniper rifle] Ow! Wee! Wow! Caboose: I will eat your unhappiness! Caboose: Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts.
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@philocinemas: Not bad! Not bad at all. I'm a little disappointed that you, of all people, didn't get my Sir Percival Blakeny, Baronet reference. It's the Scarlett Pimpernel.
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Blackadder: They do say, Mrs M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork into your head. # George: Now I've got my lovely fire I'm happy as a Frenchman who's invented a pair of self-removing trousers. # Blackadder: We're about as similar as two completely dissimilar things in a pod. # Red Baron: How lucky you English are to find the toilet so amusing. For us, it is a mundane and functional item. For you it is the basis of an entire culture.
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And may I humbly add, your honor, that we have learned our lesson and we'll never do it again. Posts: 8809 | Registered: Aug 2005
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Dark Warrior, it's one of my favorite movie quotes because it applies so well to one of my own pet peeves (which I also refer to as COOL HAND LUKE moments).
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John: You should have gone west to America. You would have been a senior citizen of Boston. But you took a wrong turn, and what happened? You're a lonely old man from Liverpool.
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KDW i also love that movie, infact i just watched it 3 weeks ago. when i was on extra duty i always called the NCO IC, Boss. he never got it.
anyway...
Saigon... ****; I'm still only in Saigon... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle.
Charlie don't surf!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like Victory
Apocalypse Now
I will never forget this day. The day I came to Hue City and fought one million N.V.A. gooks. I love the little Commie bastards, man, I really do. These enemy grunts are as hard as slant-eyed drill instructors. These are great days we're living, bros!'We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns. These people we wasted here today ... are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting.
Full Metal Jacket
RFW2nd
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What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons. Posts: 8809 | Registered: Aug 2005
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Philo, Mine's from The Wizard of Oz, as the Wicked Witch is melting. I turned my kids onto it about a month ago, and it's been playing nonstop ever since. At this point, I'm willing to see them all "melt".
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Based on the findings of the report, my conclusion was that this idea was not a practical deterrent for reasons which at this moment must be all too obvious.
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Simpson's Citizen Kang...Not really a movie, but in honor of Halloween...and all...Not that Citizen Kang was a Treehouse of Horror episode...but, well you know. It's friday, Wheeeee!
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Of course I got Cyrano! But I prefer the play to the movie. I saw the play years ago with Stacey Keach as Cyrano. Unfortunately, it was almost ruined by casting Stephanie Powers as Roxanne. Yech!
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"If only we had something to bash it with." "Here use this hammer I just found on the ground." Three Ninjas at Mighty Mountain (or something like that.)
"It would take a great feat of strength to get us out of here." "That's it, we use the great strength of feet!"
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