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Bob_Scopatz
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Lol.

God suspects some of those "pray for..." Memes are part of an elaborate denial of service attack attempting to flood Heavan's prayer banks in advance of a major recruitment drive by Satan.

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God has excellent Spam software for his incoming Prayer reception banks.

No, God will not change his plans for the entire universe because you asked him nicely to let the Cubs win this game.

God doesn't appreciate "alternate realities". He says, "Go with the name you can trust, Actual Reality, but by craftsmen who built to last."

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God is starting to worry that some silly silicon valley start-up company is going to ruin his entire supply chain by beating death
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God loves to call up Buddha at three in the morning and ask him if his refrigerator is running.

God reads and agrees to all service agreements.

God's phone never asks him if me meant to say "ducking".

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God once stood out in the rain in a tuutuu for six hours on a one dollar bet.
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God invests with the long term in mind.
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God loves the joke "pull my finger"...Holy Ghost is not amused.
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God surfs Cyber Mondays, but avoids crowded Black Fridays.
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God beeps your nose when you aren't looking.
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God always has a hard candy in his pocket for you, don't mind the lint!
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God is not afraid of cleaning the sink trap.
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God did, however, design the sink trap as a special punishment for people who can't use the word "literally" correctly.
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God invented 1950s science fiction movies to answer the question "what could possibly go wrong?"
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God isn't a fan of High Fructose Corn Syrup, but he does like to say High Fructose Corn Syrup. It just roles off the tongue.

God doesn't understand while the greatest sport ever created-tetherball--was never an Olympic Sport.

God doesn't make little green apples--but he does supervise their creation.

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