God suspects some of those "pray for..." Memes are part of an elaborate denial of service attack attempting to flood Heavan's prayer banks in advance of a major recruitment drive by Satan.
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God has excellent Spam software for his incoming Prayer reception banks.
No, God will not change his plans for the entire universe because you asked him nicely to let the Cubs win this game.
God doesn't appreciate "alternate realities". He says, "Go with the name you can trust, Actual Reality, but by craftsmen who built to last."
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God is starting to worry that some silly silicon valley start-up company is going to ruin his entire supply chain by beating death
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God did, however, design the sink trap as a special punishment for people who can't use the word "literally" correctly.
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God invented 1950s science fiction movies to answer the question "what could possibly go wrong?"
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