*Tune to Eight Days A Week - Beatles* V1 Oooo I want my precious, guess you know its true. Ive been trying from the beginning, to get it away from you. Hate me, despise me, hate me, despise me I dont care what you do to me, as long as I get it back.
V2 Love it with a passion, I want to put it on Once its on my finger, you will think I'm gone Hate me, despise me, hate me, despise me I dont care what you do to me, as long as I get it back.
Chorus Want to put it on, and di-i-isappear Want to put it on, and get the heck out of here
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Alright... in a few hours we're going to have the first annual LOTR wenches wet t-shirt contest down in the bachelor pad. First prize is a role in a 'special edition' of Fellowship of the ring.
Wigg the Wizard will be taking the signups.
And to all the wizards or other bachelors
We have a lot more fun in the cellar, without the general anal-retentiveness of the wenches who are upstairs. Down here we have PS2, Gamecubes and the old fashioned standups. Tonight we have half-racks of ribs for all those who hang out for a while.
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Did I hear somebody say ribs? Did I hear somebody say wet T-shirt contest? You don't by chance keep a keg of ale down there too?
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Stupid `Fins, I tell ya Sarumuan. Boycott Kansas City!
Zgator, c'mon down. Every man loves our studly Wizard Bachelor Pad. We've got every kind of manly alcohol available, plus video games, sports, and occassional strippers!
Too bad chances of getting an actual Hatrack Wench to participate in our upcoming contest are very slim...Passion over here will be getting a temporary name change, though, never fear. Bwahaha
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<falls into Barcolounger he created out of thin air>
<belches loudly>
Aaaaahhhh. This is how life should be. Have one of the wenches send me down a pint of ale. Once I lubricate the brain, I'll come up with a good wizard name.
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Candy, get our man a tankard of our finest ale, woman!
*aside to zgator* The Wenches upstairs are a little stuck up, sorry. They refuse to serve the homeboys down here in the Wizard Bachelor Pad. OUR wenches, on the other hand, are much more agreeable.
::downs a mug of ale, flipping between ESPN Classic and the Man Show::
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Hey Wigg, turn it back to the Man Show, I think they're gonna have Wenches jumping on trampolines pretty quick.
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Thank ye, wenches, for cleaning up this place fine. I do hear that the Fellowship is returning soon, for succour from their labors.
This time, I want no dwarves neglected, you hear? They're rough on the outside, but you'll remember that they pay in gems...
Honorary Wenches, you be nice, 'cause I hear Eowyn will be coming in with the Riders of Rohan. No "Wormtongues" around here! Help her get over that silly infatuation with Aragorn, since he'll be busy getting bubble baths.
Oh, yes, and there will be Ents to entertain as well. Oi! We are going to be busy!
*Goes out to dig treats for the Ents from the garden*
We did our best to prepare the tavern for the fellowship's arrival, but I for one am relieved that you, the original tavernmistress, is here to oversee things.
I think we may have to consider cutting off the basement - things might calm down if we refuse to send down any more alcohol.
Anyway, Saruman started out as Saruman the White, then became Saruman of many colors when he turned evil. I forget why...some evil reason, probably. Though I suppose it's possible he just decided white didn't suit him.
Jenny, do you think it would be okay if I made a little place for my pet tortoise in the Garden? She's very friendly and well behaved. She also tunnels, so she may be of some use to the tavern. And perhaps she could represent us in the Middle Earth Fair Turtle Races-she's quite fast!
When I was a maiden wench, my name was "Orangeblossom Bulge of Great Smials".
When I married I became, " Orangeblossom Moss of Lake-by-Downs".
Alas...In comtemplating upon marriate to my current love, I find my name would become " Orangeblossom Goodbody of Brockenborings".
My good sister Daisy Loamsdown and my mother Lobelia Bulge of Great Smials have been so kind while I come to serve at this great tavern. They've taken it upon them selves to watch my daughter Daisy Moss of Lake-by-Downs and my son Meriadoc Moss of Lake-by-Downs. While my son Popo Moss of Lake-by-Downs is off with his father Mungo Moss of Lake-by-Downs.
*kisses to all*
Orange Blossom
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Ladyday, what a charming tortoise! I have no doubt the estimable Jenny Gardener will indeed find her the perfect spot.
Now, if I am needed, I shall be up in my room, sipping a nice chilled glass of wine, and reading a book. I've had a trying day and I think I shall relax a bit.
quote:*grabs sky* Listen to just one thing...look all you want, but hands off, okay? This is a place to relax and talk about LotR, NOT to pick up chicks. There's a seperate thread for that.
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Tammy, I'll try to save you a choice room, for when you get back. I think we have plenty of extras even after ladyday and Mae and the other who missed the first room assignments get one.
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Hey, I was talking with Slash about how the TT trailer was so cool that it needed a new word for "cool" specific to Tolkien. He said "Bilbotastic" and "Frodolicious" and I offered "Pippinicular". He countered with "Gimlirific", but noe of them seemed quite right. Too specific. Any ideas? Posts: 9293 | Registered: Aug 2000
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If I end my marrying my boyfriend, I will be Esmerelda Loamsdown.
I"ll miss you dreadfully.
