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knightswhosayni!
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Jenny, you can have half, I had the same idea.

Ni!


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*wonders whether rabbits are kosher*
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I just had a steak. I'll pass on rabbit leftovers.
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ElvenWench
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Wouldn't it depend on how the rabbit was prepared, JaneX?

We've got kosher salt in the kitchen I know - I use it for making soothing bath salts for the hobbits to use when they soak in the tub. I'm pretty sure we can accomodate you, if not, we'll by gosh darn get what you need! We can't have a wench that is unable to eat in the tavern!


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*jumps up and down* I know this one!
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Meat - For an animal to be Kosher, it must have split hooves and chew its cud. (Examples: cow, goat, lamb.) Non-Kosher animals include pig, horse, camel and rabbit. Kosher fowl include chicken, turkey, goose, and certain duck. Animals and fowl must be slaughtered by a specialist, called a shochet, and then soaked and salted in accordance with Jewish law. All carnivorous (meat-eating) animals and fowl, and the blood of all animals and fowl, and any derivatives or products thereof, are not Kosher.

We studied kosher animals in high school honors English. Don't ask me WHY we studied this.


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T_Smith
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When someone says its kosher, it just makes me want to eat it more. And the cool thing is, I can! Yay! *goes off and eats some bacon*
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ElvenWench
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No rabbit stew for JaneX.

*brightens up*

There's plenty of beef down in the freezer in the cellar! Why don't we make a nice sirloin roast, and we can serve that in addition to rabbit stew? With carrots, and potatoes from Jenny's Garden - it will be perfect!


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i'd suggest a merlot with beef...

Satyagraha


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Tammy
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Is the stew still fresh?

I'm starving...

*warms some up for breakfast*


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::Staggers down the stairs, burdened with an armload of booty (not that kind, Wigg!)::

Well, the Balrog has taken his leave. I shot the moon on a keeper and he got a little salty.

Man, though, it's amazing what people drop into his ravine! He certainly pays well for all the trouble he causes.

::sets the pile of swords, arrows, jewels, and countless other goodies on the nearest table::

You guys split this up however you want-I'll just keep my winnings from the hearts game and this lovely gift he made especially for me.

::brings out a small bottle, inside of which is a flower made of tiny flames::

Isn't it lovely? He really can be sweet.

And now, I'm going to wash off all this soot. I'm a mess!


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Tammy
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*eyes ladydays treasure*

Runs and grabs a diamond the size of a walnut...woo hoo.


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knightswhosayni!
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::eyes a bow tipped with gold::
Can I have this? Can this be mine?

Ni!


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*walks down the stairs from taking a shower *
Boy do I feel good after that shower, I also got a lot of sleep in my hideaway room. Well I’m back for a while until my free sprit calls and I have to slip away for a few days.

I found the stew when I got in and had some before I slept…. It was wonderful.

Every one checkout the kitchen, I brought back a tub of fresh blackberries and have made a huge cobbler for everyone. It should be ready about now.

What’s this about a trampoline downstairs??

*Walks downstairs to see just what the guys have been up to *


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Fael, we haven't ascertained your bachelor-state-of mind yet, so unfortunately I can't admit you to the WBP as yet. If you can convince me, the chief of security, that you possess the bachelor spirit and coolness like us Wizard Bachelors, then you're free to come in. But don't count on me being very forgiving. I'm very grouchy that I missed Kama playing pool in a miniskirt (not to mention having some company down here at all, aHEM), so I'm very grouchy.

But I have a plan to remedy all of that...muwahaha


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ok..I got Arwen's Evenstar and a sword..hehe..mine..ooh..where's his whip?
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Uh, Ladyday.. you might want to see Elrond for some Elvish medicine. It looks as if the Balrog singed off your brows and lashes.

Lord Elrond helped me with the hair on my toes after he (the Balrog) accidentally stepped very close to my foot. He'll fix you right up.

Elves are handy to have around.


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ladyday
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Oh jeez...I was hoping nobody would notice...

::adjusts wig::

Well, I'll have to set out at once. Let's see...I can return Arwen's Evenstar to her, I can't imagine how she lost it ::raises forehead skin in Maethoriell's direction::. And perhaps I can bring back some elves! Does anyone need anything delivered to Rivendale? Want me to pick up anything along the way?

Who will accompany me on this peri...er, pleasent journey?


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Kama
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well, Mr Wizard, I could play some more pool if you'd like
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Er, I'll go. I've been studying up on medicinal herbs, and would love a chance to peruse the library at Rivendell.

*Goes off to pack*


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Fael
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Wait Olivet and Ladyday!!!

Can I go too. I need to check out that silver bowl they have.

I just love to travel and I'm still packed from my last trip.

So I'm ready. Let's go!!


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Tammy
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*throws bag over shoulder*

Can I come?

I don't think I could run this place single handedly.


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I'm up for a journey..and I'm good with a sword.
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Wow, what a team!

Alright, I'm ready, hat and all! Anyone care to get us started on a traveling song?


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*Starts huming a tune*
Boy this sounds like a quest

Okay let's go!!!

*continues huming*


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Well it's good that Rivendell is just a short little jaunt or you guys would really be leaving me and Jenny in a lurch!

Oh, bring back Glorfindel. Glory is always good to have around he's a decent cook and he sings a nice tune.

Elladan and Elrohir may be in their father's house, if so ask them if they want to come back with Glory. They really can't do much in the tavern, but they're nice to look at.

Elrond has some good wine in his cellar, see if you can grab some while he isn't looking.


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::puffs out cheeks::

I've got just the place to store that wine!

::grabs an extra hanky just in case Olivet, in typical hobbit fashion, forgot hers::

Let's roll out!

[This message has been edited by ladyday (edited October 09, 2002).]


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*falls out of bed*
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Human! Don't tell me you're not ready to go! Quit clowning around and get to stepping!

Edit-ah, the letter n

[This message has been edited by ladyday (edited October 09, 2002).]


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I would like to just stay here and practice my arrow shooting. I hear there will be games up ahead, and must prepare myself.
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T_Smith
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6-6-6-6-6-6-6, 31-46-7-48-35.


I dare someone to guess what I said, based upon LOTR.


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I'm ready, I was just making a joke.
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::sets up hay-bale target outside. Strokes new elven bow.::

Up for a shooting match, T?

Ni!


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*sigh* Sam will kill us if we try anything.
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Sounds like fun, NI.

*grabs silver tipped bow and pulls out elven made arrows*


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*charges up and cleaves the target in two*

Did I win?


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T_Smith
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Cheater. This is a game of archery not blast the targets to smithereens.
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I didn't BLAST. I chopped.
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knightswhosayni!
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ok, now we have two targets. One for me, one for T.

::shoots an arrow, bullseyes target::

your turn.

Ni!


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Wow, a bullseye.

*Pulls back really hard. Arrow goes through target and into a roaming rabbit*

Thats a bulleye and a rabbitneck. I believe I win.


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:: semi-randomly shoots arrow that flys through the hole T's arrow made and keeps going and splits T's arrow in half, embedding itself into the rabbit ::

no i believe I won.

Satyagraha


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::whacks bro::
You aren't even playing!

Ok, T. you win.

Ni!


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*Jenny brings out cobbler and ale for the archery contestants.*

Yes! another rabbit skin!

*Skins rabbit, takes the meat for a meat pie, and starts working on the fur for her cape*


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This wench needs an ale....


may I?


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mmm....cobbler...Now, if I only had a hobbit to share this with. Where is Samwise, anyway?

Ni!


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Peach cobbler??
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6-6-6-6-6-6-6, 31-46-7-48-35.

Has no one guessed yet? I'll give you a hint. Check the appendix in Return of the King.


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I refuse to let this go to page 3.
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I'm stumped, and can't put my fingers on my copy right now - loaned it to my mother. So, do tell, T.


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Mmmmmmm, Lembas.
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Can I come with you to Rivendell? Or did you leave already?

~Jane~


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