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The ivy-covered Abbey looked green, and reflected in Peter's eyes as he gazed upon it, as he tried to catch a glimpse of his imprisoned love.
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Abby was the kind of person who would desperately ressurect every fluff thread she knew, just so she could do her first landmark post.
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Flish slithered onto the rocky shore of Lake Envy, pressed his fins on his gills to keep them shut, and expelled the acid waste from his system (censor: disgusting bio-oratological noises)
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Bob spit orange juice all over his balanced breakfast when he saw Annie walking down the street wearing nothing but toast.
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The only way Nathan realized he could feel a little better, is if he made today the "Official Flip of a Deserving Person day" complete with parades and cards.
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Rewarding Nathan for being such a help, the guy on the other side of the phone told him that "it was a really good idea to invest in Dollar Tree stores" and that "he really wanted to do this. Trust me."
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With a serious look on his face, Nathan threw Emperor Palpatine down a shaft and casually walked away.
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Having totaled his car, Nathan realized he just threw his ride home down the shaft and jumped after Emp in desperation.
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Having seen a bunch of opertunities to say something that would more than likely be put in the Out of Context thread, Nathan figured it was best to just leave things the way they were.
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Emperor Palpatine completed his journey to the Dark Side when he decided to work for McDonalds.
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This thread is just too good, I can't let it go. It provides WAY too much amusement!
Some people kept their heart on their sleeve, except Evie, who, for some reason had a very hard time spelling sleve.
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Evie decided not to keep harts on her sleeve any more, when they became covered with those tiny round poos...
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Dan had the hands of a master violinist, the brains of a Nobel Lauriette, and the shoulders of an NFL Linebacker, all safely packed in alcohol and buried in his back yard.
She was built like a porn starlette--by a group of doctors in Beverely Hills.
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As his life flashed before his eyes, Dan's last thoughts were "I can't wait to see how this ends."
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Nathan's ambition throughout high school was to go to a formal dance in the orange Dumb and Dumber tux.
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Bob was the kind of host who would run out of food and drink, but always had an ample supply of bathrobes on hand.
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Of all the colors in the spectrum, Nathan loathed purple the most, mainly because it just seemed so damn stuck up.
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Annie's secret ambition in life was to stick a pig.. just to see how badly it would actually bleed.
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The whole bleed/squeal quandry led Annie to reevaluate her secret goals; after moping she decided to buy a herd of pigs and get to the bottom of it.
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He had the face like the bottom of a herd of pigs, and a smell that makes us envious of the bottom of a herd of pigs.
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