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And to nip any rumors in the bud, Geoff and his lady are NOT expecting.

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I've since determined that it is true of all Jatraqueros

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Johnny, I obviously use my shortened form to let newbies (especially annoying ones like YOU) know it's acceptable to address me as such. Otherwise, I'd get Boko, Bokon, Onon, or even Bo.

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I'm pissed, Bob the bored lawyer and dagonee the sad, have fluff-a-fied my thread

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...with the exception of Slash, who is exactly the same in person, and Lalo, who has yet to meet anyone.

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I think the Slash thing is probably genetic, 'cuz Ralphie is exactly the same in person, too. Or maybe they're just really open and honest in real life, and the rest of us put on happy, polite faces to deceive everyone.

Lalo doesn't really exist, I bet. From a different branch of the software center that brought us K.A.M.A., he's programmed to be the very model of a modern urban gigolo.

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Lalo, I was going to deny that I ever disliked an Eddie. But then I remembered that you're pestering me to tell you something I have very good reasons not to tell you. Egad, you're annoying. But at least you don't brag to everyone on the board about dating my sister.

[tries to weigh Eddies on a scale; gets flustered]

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Just stepping in to make sure that Geoff doesn't claim me as an offended party and to point out to him that he's the first person on this board to have ever posted anything about me dating his sister. And nearly a year after the fact, at that.

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Frisco, I seem to remember that when you got offended at me earlier, your instant response was to throw up your relationship to my sister in defense, though to what specific purpose, I can't imagine. It did strike me as strange to see you using her as something akin to a status symbol to boost your credibility in an argument. But, talking to other people, I get the impression that you've used her that way more than once. I think it's annoying and disrespectful. Sorry to have embarrassed you by calling you on it. If you avoid it in the future, this will be the last time you have to hear about it.

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Geoff, you could type until you were blue in the fingertips and you'd still have a long way to go towards embarassing me. You're getting terribly bent out of shape because of a single time I mentioned that I was your sister's friend.

And while the accusation of using our friendship as a status symbol (or, even sillier, to boost my credibility) was initially met with an eye roll, my second reaction was to chuckle at the fact that the allegation came from someone not exactly shy about having people know who he is.

You're totally tilting at windmills, kiddo.

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[Michael Palin voice] Frisco, you're a silly person, and I'm not going to argue with you.

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Someone emailed me the post that stated I had made a specific death threat against Lalo. While I am not there to defend myself I would like to state clearly and unequivocably that I never threatened Lalo with death.

What did happen is that in a moment when he was full of himself, he challenged me. I told him to tell me when and where. He continued back away and finally dropped off and cancelled. I would challenge Lalo to produce the post in which I gave a death threat. I maintain he is lying and while one can say that I am not the nicest person to deal with, I have never lied nor have I acted dishonorably. Lalo, by stating a falsehood regarding someone who cannot defend himself, shows himself to be less than honorable.

I would never threaten anyone with death, either explicitly or implicitly. The moderators would have acted immediately and banned me. I was not banned. That alone is sufficient to show his falsehood. I was banned at a later date for a different issue. It is dishonorable to threaten to waste a life that on its face is of no consequence anyway.

In truth he backed out of a challenge to fight, which I believe he initiated. Now he hopes to blow up and make larger that which never happened creating some deep dark threat upon himself and inflating a relatively weak person.

Just to keep the record straight.

Baldar

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Your a coward, a punk, and probably some skinny little piece of crap
hiding
behind a screen. Your also a liar and can't stand by your own words.
I
will be reminding you of that everytime I see you in any of the forums.
I
am an hour away, I would meet you anytime, anywhere, around all kinds
of
people. Your some small measely slime bucket who doesn't know
anything.
Your mother should be punished for not aborting a snot like you. Enjoy
your
cowardice because I will always know what you really are. Run away and
hide
worm.

You see, you make the mistake of thinking I am angry and the heat of
passion
will go away. I have always done and will do exactly what I say, its
something you may not be familiar with, its called will. I don't need
to go
to Oregon, I can come to LA anytime. Your just too scared to take me
up on
it, regardless of where and how. You had better hope you never run
into me,
because until you apologize, this is not over, and if I ever see you in
person, the impromptu lesson you need will begin.

>From: Eduardo
>To: Jeff
>Subject: Re:
>Date: Sat, 21 Sep 2002 22:18:12 -0700 (PDT)
>
>
>The more of you I read, the more I'd like to hit you. But not this
way.
>Not with you lusting for my blood, and not because you're trying to
justify
>your bigotry by attacking anyone who points it out.
>I'm going to be in Oregon come December. Ty, aka Slash the Berserker,
has
>arranged a fight up there. I'd like you to be there, if only because
even
>you -- whom another Ornery regular dubbed "terminally unreasonable" --
>should have cooled down by then, and we can **** each other up like
>gentlemen. That, and if we do it in a ring, you won't pull some legal
suit
>out of your hat.
>Fighting now is a lose-lose situation. If I win, what do I have? A
>broken, middle-aged man who'd probably hate me for the rest of his
>miserable life. If I should lose, is it any better?
>Come to Oregon in winter. I'll save a spot on my dance card.
>
>
> Jeff wrote:First off, no where did I say those things you said
you
>moron.
>
>Second, unlike you, I do have a car, and arrested for assault doesn't
mean
>shit to me. It just means you were stupid enough to be caught and
couldn't
>finish the job. I am not that way. Give me an address and a time and I
>will be there, next weekend.
>
>
> >From: Eduardo
> >To: Jeff
> >Subject: Re: Date: Sat, 21 Sep 2002 11:10:46 -0700 (PDT)
> >
> >
> >Heh. Well, nobody can say I haven't given you more chances than you
> >deserve. But if you think I'll let you insult me doubly for my
calling
>you
> >a bigot -- which you are -- you're ****ed.
> >I stand by my statement. You are a bigot, and until you take back
your
> >blanket statements that say all homosexuals are immoral, depraved,
> >lust-crazed sluts who do nothing but have unprotected orgies and
still
> >whine for a cure to AIDS, I will not revoke my claim. If you think
you
>can
> >disprove your bigotry by taking me on, well, I'm going to enjoy
****ing
>you
> >up.
> >I've been arrested for assault before, so I'd rather not do this in
a
> >public place. Any recommendations? My car's in the shop, so it's got
to
> >be accessible by bus.
> >-Eduardo
> >
> >
> > Jeff wrote:Look you little moron. Aside from the fact that
you are
> >lacking more
> >knowledge than you can possibly know, aside from the fact that you
don't
> >know what your talking about and have little or no experience with
the
>real
> >world. You definately have no manners. You think you can call people
> >things and there are no consequences to such an action, there are
times
> >when
> >you have to back up your words Eddie, this is one of them, and if
costs
>you
> >a few teeth, thats part of growing up.
> >
> >I am not going to regale you with my physical prowess, or what I do
or do
> >not know how to do in a physical confrontation, needless to say I am
> >confident of my abilities. Usually the strong are not as offensive
as you
> >are, usually it is the weak.
> >
> >I will give you one more chance to apologize in public on the post
for
> >calling me a bigot. If you do not, you can send me an email, tell me
>where
> >you wish to meet and I will gladly give you a lesson in manners that
is
> >long
> >in coming.
> >
> >I really don't have the time to intellectually teach an idiot the
> >difference
> >between disease, race and sexual orientation and how context is lost
when
> >you mix the three. You will note however that better writers than
you (ie
> >Tom and Everard) have not taken this tact because they know it is
false
> >logic in this context. You need manners boy.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > >From: Eduardo
> > >To: jeff
> > >Date: Sat, 21 Sep 2002 09:40:40 -0700 (PDT)
> > >
> > >
> > >Jeff, if you're this desperate to fight me, I'll do it -- but I'm
> >honestly
> > >not anxious about it. I really don't want to hurt you. Or, if I've
> > >grossly misjudged you, to be hurt myself -- I currently have all
my
> >teeth,
> > >and I'd like to keep it that way. I'm still not quite sure why you
want
> >to
> > >fight -- are you saying you're NOT a bigot about homosexuals? I've
> > >requested you to do this many times, but, once more, go back and
>replace
> > >the word "homosexual" with "nigger" in your posts, and see if you
can
> >still
> > >call them unbiased.
> > >
> > >That said, the ball's in your court.
> > >
> > >-Eddie

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I think the Slash thing is probably genetic, 'cuz Ralphie is exactly the same in person, too.

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Don't try to prove me wrong, Geoff. You're a silly person, and I'm not going to argue with you.

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Don't worry, Lalo. I can't think of anything more pointless than an argument with you

However, I'll give you this much. It's apparent to me that Frisco sees my family as a source of cheap jokes and an opportunity to drop names, with very little consideration for anyone's feelings beyond his own desire to look clever. My opinion of him is based on more than what you've seen on the board, though I've chosen, out of fairness, not to drag anything else into the discussion. If you disagree with my opinion, that's just fine. I think I'm allowed to choose whom I like and dislike, for my own reasons, without justifying it to you in quotes and citations.

I only discussed my frustration with Frisco because you brought it up on a board devoted to grinching. Otherwise, I am far happier simply to pretend he doesn't exist. But when he steps out of line, insulting my family, or staking some claim by his short-lived friendship with my sister, I think I do have a right to say something.

The incredibly odd thing, Lalo, is that you think you're in a position to criticize anybody on this score. It must be nice to be able to depend on the fact that other people possess a sense of shame that you do not. But today, I don't feel like bowing to your criticism. I second Slash's motion that this thread be locked or deleted, if my mother so chooses. It's good to vent feelings like this from time to time, but I think it's better to make them disappear just as quickly

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My opinion of him is based on more than what you've seen on the board, though I've chosen, out of fairness, not to drag anything else into the discussion.

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