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Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, page one hundred. Oh, stars. Oh. Oh. I, hold on. I need to compose myself. I suppose I, oh, gosh. Wow. I cannot, there just aren't any words. I have to start by saying I, I, I would like to thank the Academy, and my family, for always being supportive and there for me. And I would like to thank the Colorado state legislature for decriminalizing pot even though I don't smoke pot, it just seems relevant somehow. And to all the little people, yes, you're just, you made this all possible. And I would like to bring up Sacheen Littlefeather for a rousing speech about how all our problems are trivial compared to the oppression of the Native Americans and the First Nations. What? We can't do that? Well can we at least get Michael Moore in here to say something that will cause him to get chased off the stage by music? No? Well fine you can keep your awards and your first posts and your Landmarks, I'm just going to go to sleep. Thank you! Thank you all! I'm so blessed to be here!
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Hijacked by annoying nonsense. The *rest* of the thread was full of stark observations and realistic conjecture.
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quote:Originally posted by DustinDopps: Hijacked by annoying nonsense. The *rest* of the thread was full of stark observations and realistic conjecture.
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Not that I know of. But if that is something Vinny values in a woman, I'm sure something can be arranged.
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quote:Originally posted by Samprimary: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, page one hundred. Oh, stars. Oh. Oh. I, hold on. I need to compose myself. I suppose I, oh, gosh. Wow. I cannot, there just aren't any words. I have to start by saying I, I, I would like to thank the Academy, and my family, for always being supportive and there for me. And I would like to thank the Colorado state legislature for decriminalizing pot even though I don't smoke pot, it just seems relevant somehow. And to all the little people, yes, you're just, you made this all possible. And I would like to bring up Sacheen Littlefeather for a rousing speech about how all our problems are trivial compared to the oppression of the Native Americans and the First Nations. What? We can't do that? Well can we at least get Michael Moore in here to say something that will cause him to get chased off the stage by music? No? Well fine you can keep your awards and your first posts and your Landmarks, I'm just going to go to sleep. Thank you! Thank you all! I'm so blessed to be here!
Don't forget to add this to your resume
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My resume says that I posted "FIRST!" on an internet forum. And, indeed, I was the first commenter on that particular page. It makes me look awesome.
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My new resume is printed in Comic Sans. Would that negatively influence my chances of getting a job?
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I also fold my resume into an intricate origami piece before sending it. It's almost impossible to open it without tearing the paper, but I think it really impresses people.
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I forgot to mention that I staple shut one of the folds just to make it extra amusing for the poor HR drone. I'm sure it makes their day better.
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Thing is, you could still come out with brand new stapling technology in this day and age. It's far from a defunct thing, the way the Selectric might be. My stapler still occupies a proud place on my desk.
BTW, for some reason I thought this thread would have 5000+ posts. Had to think about it.
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I was just as unconcerned about the new year in 2000 as I was in 2001. To me it is just another example of frivolous partying; celebrating that the earth wasn't hit by an asteroid for another 365,25 days by polluting the air with an incredible amount of fireworks.
*resumes seat in rocker on porch and mumbles to himself "Darn kids..."
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quote:Originally posted by Mr. Y: To me it is just another example of frivolous partying; celebrating that the earth wasn't hit by an asteroid for another 365,25 days by polluting the air with an incredible amount of fireworks.
That sounds like a great day
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