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(edited to add quote because new page, that's why)

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Originally posted by GaalDornick:
I wish time would go faster when I'm bored at work.

It does. And not just at work, but rather whenever you might feel bored. And you don't get compensation for fast-forwarding. So your life will be all spent shortly.

I wish I were able to cure diseases (as in heal, not treat).

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Granted! You can now heal others by touch...unfortunately, the magic healing drains your youth, and you are quickly approaching your own death.

I wish I only had to eat or drink once a week.

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Granted. Have fun being a camel.

I wish Alan Rickman was still alive.

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Granted, the first zombie to spark off the apocalypse is Professor Snape.

I wish I was a Jedi

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Granted

I wish my socks were dry.

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Granted. Your socks are dry. They are also at home in the laundry drier with your shoes while your bare feet must cross the hot blacktop to get to your car.

I wish my sinuses were fine.

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Granted. A meteor hits near you, the radiation turns your skin to stone, rendering you a living statue, but also miraculously clearing your sinuses.

I wish i had a bionic spine.

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Wish granted...you own a biotic spine...unfortunatly it's still implanted in the hooker you just killed.

I wish I had a nuclear space shuttle.

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Granted. You have a nuclear space shuttle. It is the most advanced and efficient craft in existence, able to cross galaxies in mere hours. Fashioned by aliens who use a form of synthetic telekinesis, the controls are a single orb into which you project hopelessly complex commands, no human will ever be able to fly it.

I wish season 3 of Rick and Morty was on Hulu

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who ever granted this, thanks
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