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I take offense that you call me a pig as if you were insulting me. I know of some very respectful pigs, thankyouverymuch !
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As a pig, I find your statement insulting. Bah! Phrases like "some of my best friends are pigs" just shows inner bigotry! Why must they have YOUR approval to be considered respectful?!?!
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I dont understand how one could even consider making a name such as "Morbo," where 2/5 of the characters are vowels. The alphabet, which has 26 characters total, only has 5 vowels. Therefore only less than 1/5 should be a vowel, and distinct ones at that. Morbo has over double this expected ratio.
It's names like yours that make me want to get more invovled in vowel rights movements. I hope you're happy. Posts: 2756 | Registered: Jul 2002
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I'm amusingly offended that you don't know that vowels have a higher probability of use in any given word than consonants, so a 5/26 ratio is never obtained, on average. . . besides, your name has a 1/2 ratio. Are you going to boycott your own name?
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Did you not understand Boons post? Of course its entertaining to him! And how do you expect us to answer you when you ask so many questions?!
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I'm very offended that you phoned in such a lame post, kai...unless you actually have dial-up, in which case you have my sympathy.
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Sympathy for dial-up? What's wrong with it, I'd like to know? I am a firm supporter/user, thanks very much, and to refer to it in such a manner is quite offending.
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Why in God's name do you put a toilet at the end of your name? I take offence as a Hatracker for being even remotely associated with toilet-pretentious individual!
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What is wrong with toilets? I do some of my best thinking there and find it offensive that you have a problem with the throne.
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How dare you compare a toilet with a throne. A true throne is a highly respected symbol of a monarch's authority, while a toilet is a crap bowl.
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I am offended that anyone is still a monarchist toady in this day and age. Monarchs and their thrones have rightly been relegated to the dung heap of history, so I applaud Dr. Evil's crapper nomenclature. Viva la revolucion!
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Good job. Reminding me of Monarch Butterflys, and how SO MANY of them are killed, just for their furry pelts. Now I have to go off in a corner and cry *runs away*.
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I'm offended at the lot of you. I go off for a couple of weeks, and you let this thread die? Must I bear the burden of huffy curmudgeondom for us all? Posts: 6316 | Registered: Jun 2003
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I cannot believe you Morbo. First you go off for a couple of weeks and act like it's our fault. Then you use my own personal Graemlin. The is mine. If you look real hard there's a copyright in their, and it's all mine. It goes with the name you see.
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What??? How can you even say that! I thought that was one of the best arrangements of graemlins I've ever seen. Furthermore, the compulsion to arrange graemlins is a legitimate condition acknowledged by the medical community at large, and there are several experimental drugs being made *right now* to treat it.
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Im offended that you take offense so mildly. You should be screaming, yelling, throwing objects, etc. Instead you delve into the world of academia!
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I'm offended that you forgot an apostrophy, and spelled "Im", where the contraction should have been marked!
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Jonathan, it's offensive to myself, this thread, and the taking offense game that you took offense to the post 2 before your own instead of the one right before your own.
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Do you really need to sign your name at the end of each post. Does the bold "Enigmatic" on the left of your post not suffice to let the reader know who it is posting? ARE YOU EVER HAPPY??!!
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Way to take offense in the most predictable way possible; that's so typically mainstream. I just knew some unimaginative soulless corporate drone would go for the signature thing.
--Enigmatic (the last bit gives me the giggles, though)
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Why do you have to go critizing someone's imaginaton?!?!? And what's wrong with being a coporate drone? Somebody's gotta get the work done around here! What a punk! You should be drawn and quartered!
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Periods, asterisks, commas, quotations, and a question mark? Why don't you keep the punctuation simple for us here who don't want to consult a book of grammar when reading your posts?!
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I take offense with your implication that people who are red in the face are also ill-dispositioned. My lovely little boy, who has the sweetest disposition in the world, is red-faced because he spent too much time in the sun without reapplying his sunscreen. Are you saying that he is foul-tempered and prone to angry outbursts?
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I take offense at your indication that being foul-tempered and prone to angry outbursts is a *negative* trait. Look at Ernest Hemingway, Richard Nixon, and George Carlin. All great men with foul mouths.
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I'm offended at your passive-aggressive refusal to communicate your feelings for two and a half months! What, are we supposed to just walk on eggshells around you? It's just YOU YOU YOU! Well, I can't take it anymore!!!!
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quote:Originally posted by ketchupqueen: I'm offended that you blame your inability to post on others. Take responsibility for your actions!
And while you're at it, take responsibility for your being offended!
And I'm offended that you cut into my being offended at Bob! How dare you! Now I'm offended at you, too!
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