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Why on earth would you have a problem with that? You're a bump-hater, aren't you? My gosh, you offend me.
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And why does it have to be "on earth", I ask you? What's wrong with the other planets? Are you some kind of terracentric racist?
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What's the matter with you? I have Earth pride, you got a problem with that? Don't you have any love for your planet? I'm highly offended, sir!
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You really have to be a little-thinker, to be proud of the Earth... Any reasonable being is proud of his entire galaxy!
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Oh galaxy, scmalaxy! It's not enought that you don't love the Earth, but you want us to praise something that's mostly empty space and dust! Now that's truly offensive.
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HOW DARE YOU spell schmalaxy without the HAITCH??? I am totally offended by your treatment of our beautiful language. You, sir, are a disgrace to the keyboard!
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HAITCH? And triple question marks? Wow, where do I start? I haven't been so offended since earlier on this page.
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From Terry Pratchett's Monstruous regiment : "It may be empty space and dust, but it's our empty space and dust, and you have to be proud of it!"
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*is offended that someone dares critic her English, especially since she's sure her French is better than anyone's here (except Choobak)*
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*is offended that Anna speaks French. What's wrong with English? What, you think you're better than me?!
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<coughcritiquecough> I'm just incensed that you would equate Anna's being better than you to the mere fact that she speaks French. I'm sure there are plenty of other reasons we could discuss if you'd only allow us. Smartypants.
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I am so offended by that typo. Don't my fingers know what I want of them? Stupid fingers, stop offending me! I'm also offended by the fact that it's 5:22 am and I'm still awake.
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Well, what's wrong with French? If Joan of Arc hadn't beaten the English you would all speak French, because the King wouldn't have chosen to speak the countrymen language...
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What about the contributions of the Germans? Are you speaking a Romance language? No, you're speaking a Germanic one. Do the Germans get any respect? Nooooo...
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So what's wrong with romance? Are we expected to all be cloistered monks? Sheesh! Turning a remark about language into a potshot at lovers.
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That was said as though cloistered monks had no notion of romance whatsoever! Very offensive, such generalization.
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You gots a problem w/ generalizations now? Well I generally have a problem w/ ppl who can't handle a good generalizations.
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You have got to be sh***ing me, SW. That post made NO MENTION whatsoever about how awesome elephants are. They have cool tusks, big floppy ears, awesome trunks, and large round bellies... none of which were mentioned in your post even ONE TIME. I expect you to be more respectful in your future posts. ARE. WE. CLEAR????
When it comes to horrible people, you sir are beyond the pale.
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Me? Me? I am very pale, I'll have you kno! The sheer unmitigated gall! To bring up my pigmentation when clearly it has NOTHING to do w/ elephants!
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