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I beg your pardon?! Ending your sentence with punctuation is something of dignity, correct usage, and not making yourself seem like a fool. BESIDES, punctuation is an aid for the other to decipher what you mean. I read Gemarra and punctuation is a necessity!
So why can't you accept that?! If you don't want people to understand, DON'T WRITE! Lack of punctuation is a form of encrypting your posts, which is NOT the purpose of this forum. GO ON! LEAVE IT!
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I'm offended that you took my offense as a simple fact, rather than the multidimensional cry for compassion and understanding that it was.
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Here we are, tossing about the word lunatic as if it were 1956. Can't you be a little more sensitive?
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And here you are assuming that Annie has a nose. What if she didn't? Would you NOT be offended, thereby discriminating against the noseless population?
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I can't believe so you would be so vain as to believe that someone would actually take offense at something so ridiculous. I'm offended.
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Pouting is a perfectly reasonable way to express one's disappointment! It's better that screaming and throwing things. I am offended..
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I am offended that you voice your opinion that pouting is better than screaming as a fact. When in actuality, many people prefer to scream.
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I am offended that a screamer is defending me against a pouter. I feel like I wandered into a "Survivor" episode...
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That last little exchange made me laugh out loud. I didn't WANT to laugh out loud. I'm offended.
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I find it offensive that you use "out of hand," so casually. You should use the phrase sparingly rather than wasting the emotion. Its like a good a good pizza, you don't waste pizza. You eat it slowly releshing the crisp flavor.
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I'm offended that you assume that pizza should be relished. I personally find the idea of pickles on pizza to be revolting!
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What is wrong with pickles? I'm offended that you have a problem with the fruit of the Lord. Have you ever tried a pickel, hmm? Or are you just assuming that pickles aren't the most wonderful thing in the unknown and known universes?
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1. you assume I haven't tried pickes, because of course i have and 2. I don't LIKE pickles. I like them in tuna salad and egg salad and on Turkey and Ham sandwiches, just not on PIZZA!
I don't like dill pickles but do like sweet pickles and bread and butter pickles.
You accusation was arrogant and a mischaracterization of me! *pthblblblblt!*
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I'm offended that you accuse me of being arrogant. I am, indeed, a very caring person. Very similar, in my own way, to the Kool-Aid man.
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And the next thing you'll probably be suggesting that pickles would be an excellent flavor for kool-ade!
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I'm offended! You spelt Kool-Aid wrong. And yes, actually I was going to suggest that. Do you have a problem with it?
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And once again you have spelt Kool-Aid wrong. I'm also offended that you think that I have to know you really well to correct your spelling. If that is true, than I have wasted my whole life being unusually cruel. I'm a grammar Nazi, cripes!
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I am EXTREMELY offended that you made me laugh so hard that the coffee i was drinking shot out my nose! It almost hit my keyboard! You are indeed VERY cruel.
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Who in their right mind drinks coffee? Everyone knows that tea is the way to go - The British do it.
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Tea and coffee are nothing but mugs full of SIN! I'm offended that you even mentioned these substances on a forum where I might see!
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I am offended by BOTH comdemnations of coffee! Coffee is one of my best preventative measures against asthma attacks. It has taken me a long time to be able to tolerate the disgusting taste of coffee, and your criticizms are like a slap in the face, AND dsmissive of my efforts!
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For the love of random strings of characters! Who mispells "dismissive" and includes "phblblblblt" in the same post!
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I'm deeply hurt that you would criticize someone's noble and selfless attempt to transcribe some of the previously unwritable sounds produced by human mouths.
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What, Uncle Orson plays "Love at Home" on the piano and we're all supposed to be friends? Criticism is a normal, healthy part of human interaction, and as a writer you should understand that. Shame on you, sir, for trying to supress the discussion of controversial material.
(This is so fun.)
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How dare you tell him what he can and can't suppress on his own forum! He gave us this forum out of the goodness of his heart, and here you come along and try to tell him how to run it? I'm disgusted!
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Absurd! Anyone daring to enter this mudslinging thread is liable to be offended, even if it be Mr. Card. I'm dissapointed that you make exceptions, verily.
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I'm appalled you use "forsooth" in reference to Biblical language, when it is *obviously* Shakespearean.
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Asterisks are a perfectly acceptable way to show emphasis! What kind of elitist snob are you to insist that everyone use that hoity-toity UBB code just because *you* do?
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