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Reticulum
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And yes, I will not post your drinks, but I will serve them if anyone wants them.
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Ret, you just boosted our bar to 30 pages.
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Thank you Ret

*Goes to Fire*

Ahh what a nice day

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Yes! I hold your record!

16 minuets.

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Eh, go ahead, make your bar. We still won.
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Whatever.
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Victory is in the eye of the beholder. In my eyes, I have won.
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Jeesh
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In my eyes, you're a little over obbsessed with your bar. Do you possibly have any life at all?
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Hmm, I see you have gone to insulting me with blatant lies. I do, yes.
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Yes, and remember to visit the Hatrack Riverside Resort! [Smile]
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Funny, I don't think your resort has any posts yet.

And you still come back for more...

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Would you like to visit? I can always bump it. And I haven't seen any customers HERE for 4 pages. [Wink]
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At least we've HAD customers.
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Don't worry, I will tommarrow
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Reticulum
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Or maybe I will NOW. ha HA!
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Eh, go ahead.
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*Tapes notice to the wall*

Notice:

This is sad.
Advent left

Scroll down on the page.

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Jeesh
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Borgie? Can I have a Descolada Delight?
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*yawn*

Bar is open everyone.

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Hey guys, while Advent is gone, I'm going to take over as bartender, with Borgie to serve alcoholic drinks. SO, if you have any requests for the menu, email them to me, and I'll see what I can do about posting a menu myself so I can update it.
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Tinros, we should put some non-themed drinks on the menu. Don't want another war.
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*turns Tinros back to normal*
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Can I get you something?

*Tapes NOTICE to wall*

NOTICE:

Advent, if you're reading this you'd better get back here or you are going to owe me so much for
this.
Scroll down to read it.

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Here is our current Menu, food and select items are available on request.

Here is our current drink selection
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Ender themed drink selection:

Descoloda Delight- It is a drink so out of this world that it feels like it is molding its flavor to your very cells. It’s a unique drink in the fact that it has no standard taste; it actually molds itself to your taste buds.

::Be warned, repeated consumption of this intoxicant may cause significant physical changes::

Dr. Device- Want to forget what happened today? Take one Dr. Device and you'll feel so good that you won't even care what happened. Just one you’ll be lucky if you remember what your name is, let alone any unpleasant events.

::Warning, can cause temporary memory loss::


Regretful Savior- It starts out sweet and slowly begins to become more and more sour with every sip you take until you are almost crying from the tart taste.

::Can become addicting::

Flaming Formic- Starts out with a citrus and slightly spicy taste, and then slowly builds up to a hot burning sensation, followed by a low level sour flavor, and ended by a wave of sweetness. Be warned that its effects are quite strong.

Achilles Betrayal- This drink starts out seeming to be exactly what you want then suddenly without warning it leaves you with a sour aftertaste that lasts for hours.

::Warning, may leave the coppery taste of blood on your tongue::
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Non-alcoholic selection:

Recolada Reminiscence- A non-alcoholic version of the Descolada Delight. The drink is sadly not as adaptable to your taste buds as the Descolada Delight, but it still has a unique taste all its own.

Iced Bonzo- Iced tea. Also remember to ask for the Raspberry or Peach Iced Bonzo.

FlashSuit Freezer- An assorted smoothie. Various flavors available on request.

1) Dragon: orange and tangerine mixture
2) Phoenix: raspberry, strawberry, and banana mixture
3) Salamander: cherry, strawberry, and red delicious apple blended into a red smoothie of incredible flavor.
4) Scorpion: a sour mix of grapefruit, lemon, and lime. No sugar is added in order to keep that special "sting"
5) Badger: white grape/red grape mixture with shredded coconut
6) Leopard: orange/mango/peach dotted with whole red grapes.
7) Tide: Blueberries, blue raspberries, and red grapes swirled into a wave-like smoothie.
8) Flame: A blend of mango and peach, with just a hint of chili powder to make a spicy smoothie.

__________________________
Caffeine Selection:

Bugger Blend- a coffee made from dark roasted beans. Its flavor starts lively, then dies out about halfway through the drink, only to come back strongly when you only have a few mouthfuls left.

Children of the Mocha- a simple mocha. The coffee flavor isn't as strong-it has more chocolate than a normal mocha. Good for those just starting in the wonderful world of drinking coffee.

Carn's Cappy- a cappuccino with a minty aftertaste, eliminating the need for after-coffee mints. Honor itself is incorporated into the drink.

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Non-themed drinks:

Ammersmat-A fruity drink that tastes like heaven and Earth mixed into one sweet drink. Sometimes taste may vary, and change to accomadate tastebuds.

[ March 06, 2006, 08:54 PM: Message edited by: Tinros ]

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[The Wave] [Party] [The Wave] [Party]
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We'll just have to start each page with an "Updated menu is on page 30" notice.
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LOL, maybe. Should we compete with Ret's bar? I mean, the guy has a go-cart...
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Well then, I see you have added my drink to your menu. You can keep it, and use it freely, as I plan to do with your your drinks.


Ammersmat- A fruity drink that tastes like heaven and Earth mixed into one sweet drink. Sometimes taste may vary, and change to accomadate tastebuds.

Yes, my go carts are awesome. Tinros, Jeesh, for letting me use your drinks you have free and unlimited access to them.

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Thank you for not being immature Ret.

quote:
Originally posted by Reticulum:
And yes, I will not post your drinks, but I will serve them if anyone wants them.

But I hope you will not post our drinks.
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I just did. Sorry.
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I'd hate to have to call you a liar. You said our drinks were not going to be posted. And Tinros asked you nicely not to use her drinks. But you did anyway.
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I forgot. But I will keep them up. There is no difference bewteen serving them and posting them.
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There is a difference. Posting them, you claim thm. Serving them, is serving them. McDonalds doesn't own Pepsi.
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They post coke signs but they don't own it do they? Besides it makes no difference, it won't impact anyone.
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Go back to your bar.
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Well where is your argument? You know that I'm right. [Wink]
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They post Coke signs with the permission of Coca-Cola. YOU don't have my permission.
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Hello there, Giants. What's going on?
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I'm getting really sick, so Borgie will be serving all drinks until I'm better. Enjoy your time here.
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*follows a trail of lingerie through the woods and stumbles upon a dilapidated old shack on the banks of a dried-up creek*

*hears the now-unmistakable whine of a FAX machine from somewhere in the shack*

*pokes his head through the wall and notes that the interior of the shack appears to be a single room, which appears to be a bar*

*sees several unfamiliar characters frantically taping FAXes to the walls as quickly as they come out of the machine*

*notices a door that is slightly ajar on the far side of the room*

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This maddness stops now!! [Mad]
*slams walking staff into ground, bright light*

*changes Tinros back into a woman, gives Borgie his original voice back*

Tinros, Jeesh, and Borgie I thank you for your loyalty to my creation in my absence. [Cool]

Reticulum I would like to politely ask that you never return (post) to my Resort ever again.

Tinros, Borgie forward all of the emails you recieved while I was absent. [Cool]

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/Employee Notice/

And to my staff (aka Tinros, Borgie, and Jeesh) I want each of you to post an appology for your immature actions on both this thread and Reticulums resort (i.e. post an appology on this thread and his)

I want this done in both an effort to have our more stable customers return, to convience Reticulum to come to his sences and return our drink selection to our private use, and to make ammends to all of Hatrack for this kind of childish behaviour. I want no argument over this, I want it done.

~signed Advent (owner and manager of the Giants Shadow Resort)

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wow. its turning into like a bar war. well advent 115 im on your side. i like the atmosphere in here. and u were the original. woot! Lets go burn down there go cart track!
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your should get sponsership. like get Papa Moose to officially declare the Giants Shadow Resort his favorite place to be or something. Maybe even Mr. Card himself....
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No. I will have no more violence between our two establishments. I don't want his business wiped out, I would only like to have my drinks returned to my Resorts private use. I only want this because I sepent a good deal of time creating them, as did both my customers who designed several of them, and my staff who created a great deal of these drinks from their own hard work.
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ok your right. but what about the sponsorship idea? I think it has merit. And could i get a shot of Jack while your at it Mr. Bartender?
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I would be lucky to even get some of the original Hatrackers to sponser my creation. Let alone Mr. Card himself or Papa Moose.

But thank you for choosing to side with my establishment Penguin. Can I get you anything to drink?

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Sure. Here you go.

*passes drink*

Please enjoy yourself. Oh, and do remember to try our ski slopes in the morning or our snowmobiles.

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Thanks. And since when is there skiing and do your really advise skiing after drinking? Sounds dangerous to me. What else do we have at this place that I dont know about?
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This is certainly an.... interesting place.

Umm, can I get a Flashsuit Freezer? I don't care what flavor.

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