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Don't turn out the lights, keep your children indoors, and keep your pistol at the ready, Abby's a-coming!!!
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Fallow flicked the wipers on, and the defrosters, too. A small fickle shudder ran up his right calf. The passing scenery in a fog, he latched onto the wheel and swung a hard..."
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Aww, leave fallow alone. I figured he was doing surreal portraits or something. Anyway, some of his are really interesting. (some suck, of course, but then they can't ALL be good).
Except... It's all good.
Bob was a Rorschach test folded into an origami boat left to sail wherever the ripples and tiny breezes took it. Mostly.
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Since she ended up mothering everyone around her, Abby started dating people with Oedipus complexes.
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Bob was amazed that he was the only one to come prepared with hiking boots and a walking stick to the class on "how to scale a fish."
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Bob had a military bearing -- part #45/299-122B -- it was a gift from the corporal in charge of the supply depot.
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Fallow's penchant for crayon coloring was always at odds with his myopia when it came to gold stars.
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Fallow swam to shore. Finding a competent morse-code operator lazing about in lit.-reflux, he began sending "S.O.L" messages in random directions, patting out the beat on Ryuko's heinie.
unfortunately, none of the messages got through. ..Whether it was the fault of Fallow's spelling or the translators' machinery remains but a guess to this day.
He entered the bar like the curse of a shadow, gliding along in the dark as if the light itself feared to touch him.
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Rivka wondered if Ryuko meant "filial" -- or if there was a secret she (he?? ) had been keeping.
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Cecily was the type of person to blame the bank robbery on misunderstood revelations from God.
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It was a measure of the expanse of Abby's heart how very happy other people's happiness made her.
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Fallow ran about and about with tape trailing behind seeking to measure the bounds of a heart.
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Rich's idea of the "Big Ol' Slurpee Machine of Whoop-Ass" wasn't a financial winner, but it sure did make the late shift at the 7-11 more interesting.
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The stranger came into town half dead, and his other half wasn't so much living as trying in vain to appear so.
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He entered the room with a mission. That mission was to find clean socks. Find them, or die trying.
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Melanie's plan fell to pieces when it was revealed that she'd never actually owned a palm pilot. Just a tin of mints and an unyielding desire to jab at it.
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Helsinore's snores couldn't wake the dead, but hubby's rustling's frightened even the Dread Pirate Roberts.
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This breaking character tosses a monkey-wrench into the flow of the thread. It's like vomiting up an asphalt speed-bump in lieu of spitting out your bubble gum.
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:Locke turned the key and came to the sudden realization that he'd forgotten to change the locks.
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fallow: It was a joke. I remember being very angry at you once, but that's about it. Now I think you're AOK.
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Matt was like a refrigerator magnet. He lacked the ability to hold a piece of construction paper and there was a picture of a real estate agent on his forehead.
Matt collected posters with pictures of kittens doing cute things and inspirational blurbs at the bottom. Or maybe it was baseball cards.
Matt was a sucker for romantic comedies. Or at least he would have been if prop masters in Hollywood weren’t such sticklers for what they called “real props”.
Matt missed his fifteen minutes of fame waiting in the wrong line at the post office.
Matt felt that the cure for any ailment was a big old helping of Grandma’s chicken soup. Then he died.
(edited to apologize for that last one coming out darker and more morbid than I meant it to)
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Fallow's fondness for flashing lights in the dark depths manifested in an annoying desire to flick the lightswitch on and off, on and off, on and off, on and off, on and off, on and off...
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Well, if you have any questions, my name is Rob....Actually, even if you don't, my name is still Rob...(said to customers who say "I'm just looking...}
Rob is so pale he makes Casper the Ghost look like he has a tan...
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Jeffrey is one of those things that go bump in the daytime.
Jeffrey never cried "wolf," he just pointed as he ran in the other direction.
If Jeffrey was ever a step ahead of anybody it's because everyone else had stopped at the edge of the precipice.
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Dan felt like the whole world was gunning for him, when in truth, it was only about 3% of the population.
As Dan laid down to sleep he never stopped to wonder if the voting booth was the most comfortable place to lay.
Dan was an undecided voter, either a Republicat or a Democan, or if he was feeling really out there, a Aqua-Marine liberal.
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As a fair weather friend, Bob found it was a lot easier living someplace cold and damp.
Bob knew enough to come in out of the rain, it's just that everyone else knew enough to keep their doors and windows locked.
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Dan was happy to get the most calls for his performance on that natiowide quasi-reality show, until he discovered it was America's Most Wanted, not American Idol.
Then he was even happier.
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