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Despite being a fairly intelligent person, Abby had a low IQ, that is, a low Initiative Quotient.
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Zombies, vampires, and werewolves didn't scare Abby nearly as much as the prospect of having to run to get away from them...
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Derrell is happy for all the Hatrackers who are finding love, but sad that he doesn't have a girlfriend. Posts: 4569 | Registered: Dec 2003
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Knowing Bob was like eating your favorite aunt's rum cake -- at first it's really not very good, but you keep going out of politeness, and finally after awhile you just don't care anymore.
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Bob's nickname around the company was "Cholesterol" because his main function seemed to be gumming up the works.
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Bob had vintage clock repair in his blood, which is probably why he died a horrible death from internal bleeding.
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There were those days Abby wished she could sleep through, and then there were those days Abby could have sworn she did sleep through, if not for all the stuff that somehow got done.
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For Abby, the people of the world stayed comfortable blanks until she started caring about them, at which point everything became a hundred times more complicated.
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Once Abby latched onto you, it was hard for her to let you go; she thought it was the claws, but it could have been the velcro on her palms...
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Dan would like to participate in this thread, but is only witty enough to post a regular sentence in third-person.
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Imogen had a really funny one-line description of herself she thought of last night, but she can't remember it now.
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Bob had a really funny one-line description of imogen that he decided he'd better not post because imogen might turn out to be a weapons expert.
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Dan loved using the "royal We" not to mention the Royal Wee-wee room.
Dan was one of those people... well, that pretty well describes him to a T.
Dan didn't try to figure his Scopatzian Humor Quotient, but was happy to be considered exponentially funnier than the dweeb from "Full House".
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Bob could make his pupils dilate to different sizes, but it required a sharp blow to the head with a blunt object.
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Imogen kind of wishes she had met Tony online, just so she could be part of cool Hatrack couple clique.
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Lara had long since outgrown expecting magical things to happen if she posted on the web site of her favorite fantasy author. But it didn't stop her from coming back just to make sure.
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Eunice? What did she write? She didn't write anything. She edited eulogies, printed in the right-hand column.
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Abby cherished that special joy that comes from getting back in touch with a friend you believed long gone.
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Bob was feeling all mushy inside, so he scheduled an x-ray.
Some women "catch" a man with sweet talk, feminine wiles and a fair amount of whining -- Dana caught hers with intelligence, humor, and a well-planned program of sleep deprivation.
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Annie realized in horror that the best years of her life were costing her 10 grand a semester.
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Bob was the human equivalent of a McDonald's styrofoam container -- he'd outlived his original purpose but he was still considered useful for crafts projects and sorting spare parts.
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Bob liked to maintain a circus-like atmosphere at work, but mainly so that he could wear his big squeeky shoes and rubber nose.
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Dan strove in vain to be the kind of person that other people would never strive to be unless illegal substances or sleep deprivation were involved.
If good looks could kill she could have made a living reviving the dead.
If there was one thing that never tempted him, it was adultery, for he didn't like blind women, and only they would see him as appealing.
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Bob treated his body like a temple -- a big old scary Druid temple with human sacrifices at every full moon.
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