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Bob spent most of his money in a futile search for Weapons of Mass Destruction in his neighbor's yard.
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There were many ways for CT to try to make friends, but unfortunately, she choose the rather unsettling strategy of hitting strangers over the head.
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Bob had "death" written all over him, but his mother said it was nothing a good bath and years of intensive psychotherapy wouldn't get rid of.
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CT was even better at being bad than she was at avoiding housework: thus, the use of a dusty chandelier for high entertainment.
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Abby was the type of person who would run herself into the ground doing completely silly and pathetic things, then get up in the morning and do it all over again.
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Dan believed he deserved This nickel everytime he made Bob laugh, though by his count he'd still be poor.
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Reuben kept his keys clipped to his cat's collar, so when he wanted them all he had to do was open a can of tuna.
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Liz wore his heart on her sleeve, after all, he wouldn't be needing it anymore, not buried in the backyard with all the others who ever insulted her fashion choices.
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He was a heartless dolt, mainly due to Liz's sharp knife and a disagreement over the the proper use of smileys. Posts: 11895 | Registered: Apr 2002
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Abby's heart was invisible in the sense that neither she or anyone else had ever seen it, but everyone assumed it must be there...
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Marek had made no assumptions what-so-ever about Abby's heart, it's probably...Darn! nevermind
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Nathan came to the conclusion that the only reason AOL had any business is because people are just flat out stupid.
Nathan knew for a fact, that unless you threaten to scrape someones eyes out with a spork, they more than likely won't want AOL.
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Flish could purse his fat-flishy lips together in the most obnoxious and silly ways, driving his sideshow to the forefront of the clown parade.
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Nathan wrote, and writing was what he did, and writing was what he did well...., or so he liked to tell himself.
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Fred was fed bread, led to bed, and then Ed shot Fred in the head till he bled red and said, "Ed!"
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Sally's bread always landed butter side up, so that when she stepped on it, it would stick to her bare feet.
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Dinsdale Piranha was born on June 23, 1907, and his brother was born two weeks later, and again a week after that.
Book went to the bar and came back two drinks louder.
Book had the reflexes of a cat, only with less bladder control.
Book was so overwhelmingly brilliant that he eventually figured out being smart wasn't worth the effort.
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Sam would proudly walk around singing "Isn't it Awefully Nice to have a Penis" just to view the reactions of the girls.
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Over the years, Bob had amassed a large collection of the letter "i" cut from the pages of glossy magazines.
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