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I need a Dew. I had a SoBe thingamajig last night, foregoing the Dew for reasons that are now unclear to me, and have been regretting it ever since.
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Nope, I wrote that poem because I have not had that Dew-Tiful serum for many, many, months. I am a XC/Track Runner, so I am not allowed to have it.
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I categoriacally deny any dew related side effects. However in regards to the allegations that Dew has altrered my mind I have only this to say.
I was crazy in the first place.
I hope that puts your mind at ease and allows you to consume the Dew without worrying about such things as insanity, LSC, male pattern baldness, toe fungus, or even worse, the much dreaded Lacaseriousitous.
This has been a public service announcement.
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The Surgeon General of the Nation Of RunningBearopolus has deemed said beverage Mountain Dew to be a positive and healthful factor in the prevention of cancer, ebola, E.coli, E.Bola, Ecola, H5N1 Rhino Virus, Aging, and Concernicilli. The ingestion of said beverage is a positive and youthfulizing factor in the maintennance of the human body.
note: In all other sovereign nations other than RunningBearopolus this may not be true and should not be taken as fact.
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my dudes, my wisdom teeth came out yesterday and I cannot drink my dew. please do keep me in your thoughts during this dewless period in my life.
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Wisdom teeth are always fun.(sarc. /off) On the bright side you won't have all your back teeth impacted against each other later in life
Hopefully your experience is as painless as mine was.
My wisom teeth were the mutant wisdom teeth of death having 7 roots each. The surgeon said there was no way I would get through it under general so they put me all the way out. Lots of painkillers made for a painless recovery.
Share the experience with us as I drink a dew to your quick recovery. Posts: 686 | Registered: Sep 2001
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Another month, so it again time to carry out my dew-ty of posting in this all-good thread... I know I should be dew-ing good, but I have to admit that losing an hour of potential dew-drinking time this past weekend bums me out. At least we get it back in October!
Stay good folks. may April showers be abundant with dew.
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I find it depressingly sad how many resturants do not serve the Dew. I myself prefer water at most resturants, but my friends, the Dew obsessed Ukrainian/Rhode Islander twins, are always in the doldrums because of it. They have taken to carrying a few liters around in the car, just in case, ya know?
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It is depressing to me that most restaurants in my area serve Coke rather than Pepsi products. Coke does not have anything that meets the standard of Dew.
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The Mist is, I must say, not up to Dew standard. Caffeine-free. Anyhow, the Mist name is a pathetic rip-off of the true electric nectar. And it doesn't come in a cherry flavor, either.
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The Dew, especially the exceptionally good Baja Blast, is good, yes. Unfortunately, I prefer Sunkist Orange. One of the few Orange sodas with Caffiene, Sunkist is better than (dare I say it?) even the great Doctor Who!
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BURN THE WITCH! BURN HER! IF She wieghs as much as a duck she's made of wood and therfore A WITCH!
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If Jimbo's going to go on trial, he needn't worry. He can just bend the bars, go through the walls, and run into the forest, caught up in the greensong. The greensong, however, does require something green. Dew anyone? I've never heard of orangesong. Too bad.
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