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RunningBear
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May this thread live on in eternity!

what do you all think of hippies, by the way?

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Hippies are connected to the...thigh bones, thigh bones connected to the...knee bones, knee bones connected to the...um...lower leg bones...

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Ana b'hib 'l Dew i'ktir
Whether it's there or here
For the Dew I drive an Hour
Because Dew, it give me power.

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Did you just say "I love the Dew muchly"?
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Flaming Toad on a Stick
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I was parodying "The lahme song". That is indeed what it says (ana b'hib 'l lahme i'ktir).

Dude [Cool] FToad

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OF COURSE!

we must form a continous poem, praising the dew.

It is green,
it is fine,
the dew I worship,
and make it mine,

add on!

[Hat] The Bear That Runs

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The Dew is King!
The Dew is sweet.
The guy who made dew,
I must meet!

Dude.

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For the Dew we must rejoice
For the nectar we must shout
"It feels so good going in
And even better going out!"

Tee-hee

Dude [Cool] FToad

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Gah. Not exactly a poem of beauty now, is it?

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I guess it's up to you to make it beautiful again.

Dude [Cool] FToad

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Dew so cold and sweet
Goes very well with pizza
Or anything else

The Dew Haiku!

Dude [Cool] FToad

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floral arrangements surround the green,
this visual clue conveys what my tongue has seen,
the green hills of delicious caffeine,
ah yes, words may not hold a flame to what you've seen,
but visions can't compare to the places my tongue has been.

A Limerick, to the Dew!

- The Bear That Runs.

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Technically not a limerick. But anything with Dew is good.

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A poor man with nothing to lose
owned nothing but a pair of shoes.
He traded each shoe
For a gallon of dew
My, what a clever ruse!

Dude [Cool] FToad

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A flea and a fly in a Dew
were stuck, so what could they do?
"Let us flee!" said the fly
"No! Fly!" said the flea
but they decided to drink all the Dew.

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*winces*
Apparently being a Dew-drinker does not make one a first-class limerick writer. Or maybe I'm just anal about poetry. Whatever.

There was a young girl from Peru
Who did naught but sup the sweet Dew
Instead of a man
She loved every can
The things the green nectar can do!

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DUDES The War Chief is back and happy to see that thread of dew has lived on pass the 1000th mark! Many Happy Returns Unto You DUDES and DUDDETES!
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The heat is here, so break out the dew I say! Let all the colors of the Dew flow freely into our parched throats!

dude [Cool] Bokonon

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The explosives rang across the sky,
twixt the stars and my own eye,
green and bright they burned and flew,
and I partook of the mountain dew.

[ July 08, 2006, 03:32 PM: Message edited by: RunningBear ]

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whoa.

...this thread is over 5 years old!

--j_k

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Long Live The Dew!
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May it live on in eternity, as the fifth element: earth, water, fire, air, dew,
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I'm feeling happy. But also like I wish I could get a lot more sleep today.
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I don't like mountain dew. Iced tea is much better.
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you are wrong.
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he is sooooo wrong
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Dude-- iced tea is for those that can't handle the Dew. It's spiced water.

dude [Cool] c rash

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tea is for wangstas,

dew is for gangstas....


I cant stop laughing.


[ROFL]

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Forgive me for being a heretic...

But I have never partaken of the mentioned dew-full bliss.

I tend to stay away from caffienated drinkage, so I have never had the privelege to imbibe the honeyed incarnation of eternal happiness.

Please explain to him of three digits the joy of the dew.

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Life is cool.

Dew is cool.

Dew is life.

dude [Cool] c rash

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Hand, thou canst not see, if thou had truly seen, then thou would have fain stated that the great and venerated Dew is less than any sugary leaf water. Your moniker is indeed ill taken.
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*cough
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*COUGH!
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*crickets chirping*
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quote:
Originally posted by RunningBear:
tea is for wangstas,

dew is for gangstas....


I cant stop laughing.


[ROFL]

Dude, I have never been more proud of anything anyone has ever said in this thread. Bear that runs, you amaze the peek.

Dude [Cool] peekaboo

Yeah!

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I am most honored, Thank You.


-The Bear That Runs

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*chokes on Dew*

Wrong pipe...

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But you would never blame the dew for the choking, rather, the fact that you did not have dew recently caused this involuntary caffeine deficient reaction.

of course.

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Of course. My own fault.
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It always is. [Wink]

dude [Cool] c rash

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Cream soda rocks.
[Razz]

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The cream in cream soda is nothing compared to the electric nectar.

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Tell her!
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Masal khair dudes!

I just got back from Lebanon. Man, all the problems in the Middle East could be averted, if only everyone there drank Dew. The 53% alcohol Arak is pretty good too though.

Dude [Cool] FToad

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I cannot drink alcohol. The Dew is all I have.

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It is the august month of, errrr, August! THe temps are skyrocketing, but the Dew os oh-so-cold. Seek relief with the neon nectar!

dude [Cool] Bokonon

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The heat has left my town. I attribute this to the wide-spread drinking of Dew. May it continue!

dude [Cool] c rash

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Pools are all good.

Dude [Cool] FToad

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Lakes are good too.

dude [Cool] c rash

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liquid is all good... as long as its cold.

-The Bear That Runs... and sweats...

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