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*helps her fellow wench clean up dropped dainties*
*looks at Nazgul sternly*
I'll have that Morgul blade, if you please. No wandering around with a blade like that, I've seen what happens when you guys get drunk. We can't have you stabbing someone and turning them into a wraith just because you're snockered.
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Sorry, no blood served here! You'll have to go to that dive in the Misty Mountains where the orcs hang out.
Ooooo, Nazgul! They always give me the shivers. It's the way my plants wilt and the turtle plods away from them. And they can't hold their liquor. Wenches, make sure to (surreptitiously) put buckets under their barstools.
And we will have none of that screeching here, guys.
Fine, if you're going to be that way, you can go to the Wizard's basement and join them for beer and pizza and whatever it is they do on that trampoline!
*shoves creepy cloaked guys down the Wizard's Stair*
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OH Kama what if it had lots of mushrooms? I think even the hobbits would love it then. What do you think Olivet?
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A tall, thin, middle-aged man enters the tavern, limping noticeably, even with the help of his cane.
He stops a wench. "Um. . . hello. I -uh," and here, the bawdy rangers and elves catch his eye. He blinks twice, then shakes his head. "I'm here with your honey. Just tell me where to put it."
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Thank you, Mr. Beekeeper! If you would kindly put it in the pantry? And if you'd like, you're welcome to some spiced apple cider before you leave.
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M'hmm. ::grins mischevously:: I thought we could all use some cheering up/excitement so I invited some of the people I met on my travels. They all seemed quite interested in tavern when I told them about it. I wonder why...
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What have those rangers got that I don't? Facial hair? Muscles? Stories of other countries? Give me 3 months, just 3....
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You should see the shape of their clothes. Muddy, stained, ripped in places. We have a choice, wenches. We can wash and repair, or make the rangers new clothing. At least their cloaks are in good shape, having been made in Lorien.
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I'll help wash and repair (Why can't we do both?),Hobbits have nimble fingers for sewing, after all. Posts: 9293 | Registered: Aug 2000
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I'd just like to go on record and say that the rumors that I have been stockpiling industrial strength sergers are completely unfounded, without merit and definitely untrue.
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You know, I happen to be very good with a needle. I managed to get one under my skin and leave it there. Take that, Mrs Seammistress!
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*bounces* I could sew pretty beads dangling down from them hems, to brighten those ranger garments up! they're so dreary!
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