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Human
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*mumbles from the floor where he fell asleep*

Dance...sorry, no, I'm not shod for it...

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Vána
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Yes, thanks for the hot cocoa! What a lovely evening. Looks like the monopoly game left a bit of a mess, though.

*is not surprised*

Guess I'll go take care of that. It'll feel good to move around a bit, anyway.

Fael, tell me about this new dress of yours!

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Toretha
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nah-I've got it. My alter ego helped make it, after all

*sweeps up lava from mt. doom, and parts of t-smith*

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Fael
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Well, I got it in Rivendale and it is simple ethereal. It is a beautiful shade of green and it shimmers when I move.
I can’t wait to dance in it!

Let's help clean up then I'm going to take a long bubble bathe to get ready.

Elvenwench is going to help me braid my hair.

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Vána
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Oh, ElvenWench, will you teach me, too? I'll watch you do Fael's. Yes?

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T_Smith
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Wow, what kind of dance would make pieces out of me?

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Maethoriell
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the Cha cha, T...

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T_Smith
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Well, the cha cha is rather dangerous....

But I think I danced the "Dance of El Muerte".

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ElvenWench
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Anyone can watch me, of course, but you must know that I originally learned from Fael. To her goes the ultimate credit.

I was going to wear green tonight, but not wanting to compete with Fael, I shall wear sapphire blue instead.

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Toretha
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You were chopped into little bits for drawing from the community chest when it wasn't your turn and attempting to send us to mt. doom to die.

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Olivet
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I'm gonna wear RED, a very un-Hobbity color.

**rushes off to wax her feet*

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Human
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*grumbles* Everyone excited about this dance...but what if ya can't DANCE?

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Fael
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Ahh Human.. Some of us can show you. Mostly it is just doing what you feel like in time to the music.

Elvenwench... Go ahead and wear your green! then we will match.

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Vána
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I shall wear a dress the color of the spring rain - silver-blue, with snatches of greens, like the new grass.

Ahhh.

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Fael
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Won't we all just blend nicely? We will have to get a picture of us all together.

I just can't wait!

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Jenny Gardener
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*Jenny twirls in a brown velvet dress.*

Hmm, hello, Aragorn! Hee, that tickles. Of course I'll dance with you tonight. You clean up well, I must admit.

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ElvenWench
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No, I shall stick with the blue. See, a certain elf with blue eyes and long dark hair asked me to dance with him tonight. Right now I think blue is my lucky color.

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T_Smith
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ElvenWench, shhhh, they weren't supposed to know that I asked you.

j/k

[This message has been edited by T_Smith (edited October 25, 2002).]

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JaneX
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A dance??

Um. I think I'll sit this one out. Dances scare me.

~Jane~

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Human
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Ditto that, JaneX...

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Fael
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Ahh JaneX and Human everyone has to start sometime.

How about meeting me in the grove out back for some quick dancing lessons.
then you can join in and enjoy!

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JaneX
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*backs away, shaking head no*

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Human
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*backs away and hides in the HW Basement*

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Fael
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Sweeps ground to prepare a dance floor.. Gets out rercording "Orc's Orchestra Dance Music".*
*looks around*

Hey has anyone seen JaneX or Human?
I got my Acme Dance Studio ready. I thought they could learn to dance so they would enjoy themselves....But they are nowhere to be found!

Aw Shucks I just knew they would like dancing.

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dkw
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*tunes hammered dulcimer*

Come back Jane X and Human! You can be in the band!

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Black Fox
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Can I learn how to dance?

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Human
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*reappears and tunes guitar and fiddles with amp*

I can sing lead for SOME songs.

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ladyday
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::steps out on the dance floor in a black lady's tux with a jaunty hat and very high heels::

I have a few spots on my dance card. Of course, the fellowship comes first, but I'll dance with whoever can keep up.

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Black Fox
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I'd love to dance Ladyday :

ffers his hand out:: Not sure I can be as graceful as you are.

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JaneX
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*huddles in a corner of the basement*

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ladyday
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::smiles:: I'm thrilled.

::takes offered hand, just as a lovely tango starts up from the band::

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Human
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*sits in a corner*

Well, noone TOLD me we weren't going to be playing Creed songs...

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Black Fox
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::smiles and takes lady days hand::

Hopefully I will meet some nice looking girls like yourself when I go out here ; ).
:: swirls around the dance floor with her::

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ladyday
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::breathless:: Wow, who knew you could dance so well! I must sit down; that dip just took my breath away!

Creed, Human? Well, I don't know if they do anything you can dance to, but...

::takes a seat behind the drums::

(what can I say, I'm a sucker for a man in uniform)

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dkw
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Drums? Amps? Oh.

*rummages through bag for a pick-up for dulcimer*

Can I plug into your amp, Human?

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Human
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Plug away!

Well, Ladyday, they do a few power ballads, some slower stuff...mayhap danceable. And I think I can dredge up some pop stuff.

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Toretha
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*joins JaneX in hiding*

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Human
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*drags toretha out*

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Toretha
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*bites human and jumps back into shadows*

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Human
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*shakes arm, wades in, grabs toretha and starts dancing*

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Toretha
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*kicks, runs away and hides*

No power on earth on heaven will ever induce me to dance!

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ladyday
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::limps to a chair::

Ow! Who knew Legolas of all elves has two left feet!

I think he might have been distracted by a certain dwarf, actually ::harumphs::

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dkw
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*still tuning hammered dulcimer*

Honestly, is there any other instrument that takes this long to tune?

Portable instrument. Pipe organ does not count.

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ladyday
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Well I just can't believe you wenches are willing to let me steal every man, elf, and dwarf on the dance floor just because you're too chicken to dance! I am shocked that you are going to let this perfect opportunity to get close and comfortable with middle earth's finest pass you by!

::raises eyebrows at Human::

C'mon, let's go!

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Olivet
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I'd dance with the elves and men, but I barely come up to their belts, and that's just... awkward.

*wishes the hobbits would hurry up and get here*

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Vána
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*begins dancing with Elrond's boys - both of them*

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ladyday
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Oh, I saw a herd of hobbits arrive just minutes ago, Olivet-they saw you and decided they had better clean up a bit if they wanted the honor of dancing with you. They were quite dirty from their travels, you see. I'm not sure who all is in the group, but I do believe I spotted Pippen and Merry!

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Fael
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Boy I'm thirsty after that dance!
I think I'll sit the next one out and get me something to drink.

Olivet I hope your Hobbits get here soon too. The more hobbits the better the party!

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Olivet
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*Primps, hoping for a certain green-eyed dance partner.*

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Human
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Who do you mean? I don't think HP is coming...

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