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Toretha
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poor saruman. Whereever did you get that idea?
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Fael
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Saruman it's the smell and all the damage done downstairs.
But we don't truly dislike YOU. If you could point that disruptive nature in a different direction then things might be different!

As for snuggling up to a wench....
well we are all for the fellowship.


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Hmm...*light bulb with devil horns appears over his head*
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Toretha
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does that mean the lightbulb has horns or that you do?
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The lightbulb does. It means I had a bad idea.
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*cracks up*


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Fael
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That doesn't surprise me Human.
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*sits down in an arm chair*

Oh Toreeetha! Come here, sil vous plez!


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Saruman, Fael is right. You just need to turn your energy toward something else.

Have you considered needlepoint? Very relaxing.


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**flatuates**

No.. needlepoint isn't my thing... too wenchy.


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Toretha
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*goes over to Human and eyes him suspiciously*

What would you like to drink today?


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Oh, just some...*gags on the words*...just some...*gags again*...never mind.
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Toretha
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Saruman-how about carpentry?
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**belches**

I do like gardening.


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Toretha
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*wonders why Human keeps gagging*

If you're going to be sick, the bathroom's over there

*points to left*


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Human
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I'm not barfing...just not saying the words I was gonna say.
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Toretha
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mmhmm...sure, sure, that's what every sick person in here says. You don't have to try to hide it-we've got a lovely bathroom right over there
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LOL...truly, I just couldn't bring myself to f--to fflll--to...oh just forget it.
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Toretha
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*laughs at Human* poor you

[This message has been edited by Toretha (edited October 19, 2002).]


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Oh goodness...lol..
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Whaaaat?
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Toretha
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I suspect she's laughing at us. Go ahead, be sick all over her. Ought to teach her!
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I'm NOT gonna BARF!!! I just couldn't FLIRT!
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Toretha
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*you're not going to barf? why so much gagging then? And why have you let me go on believing you're going to? Really, Human, you ought to tell people when you're not sick!
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I DID!!!!
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Toretha
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no you didn't, what are you talking about? you've been gagging since I came over to take your order!
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he just needs another ale
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Night time again and no one is here
No wenches around to serve apple beer
No one to sit, and laugh as I play
No one to talk to, until a new day
Off to bed I will go in a few
A little rest, is long over due

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::loud laughter from afar::

Hee hee, Legolas, you stop tha...aaah! Oh, you naughty little...ooooh! Mmmm...hee hee, okay, put me down, put me down!

Oh, I can see the Tavern, it's right over there, hurry, let's go!

::turns around::

Hurry up, fellow wenches, I see the tavern!


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*Rushes in to put the goodies from Rivendell in the pantry.*

Ah, what a good time that was!

Aside to ladyday: Your hair looks great, but what'll we do if the Balrog comes back?


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Maethoriell
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I is laughing.
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stop what?
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Thanks so much for bringing back the wine from Rivendell! Elrond always did have some of the best wine in Middle Earth.

Legolas, we have a bathtub upstairs, already drawn if you need to go soak and recover from your long trip here from Mirkwood.

Ah, good the twins made it too! Elladan and Elrohir, why don't you two come sit by the fire and warm up. It's cold out.


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*goes upstairs to soak*

dangit-I can't bring myself to say any of the things I would be fun to say in this alter-ego


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Toretha
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*hears Legolas going up to bathtubs*
*sneaks off to bathroom*

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*drags Toretha back*
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Toretha
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What? I can't go off to be with myself?
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LOL...oh go ahead, go and have some fun with yourself...*grins*
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*is shocked*

man, that was so uncool, the way you dragged me away like that! you gave me a rug burn...


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Hey, you can go--go--...dang, that joke just doesn't want to be said.
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*waits to hear joke*
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lol..you guys make me laugh..
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It might be slightly offensive to other jatraqueros.
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Oh well...go ahead, have some fun playing with yourself. I can't stop ya.
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Toretha
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*is even more shocked*

I can't even go off to take an innocent bath without innuendos! Alas, poor me.

you have a sick little mind, Human. You ought to be ashamed. Just because it's what you would do, don't project it on me!

[This message has been edited by Toretha (edited October 20, 2002).]


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Oh, so one little thing with Wenchling and I'm condemned now? Hey, at least I don't pretend to be an ELF!
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Yes! Condemned! You have admitted to your own guilt! And you didn't find me being found out in my alter ego until I chose to be!
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*grumbles* One little fling with a self-created avatar, and that's all people ever think of...
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Toretha
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yes, alas-same problem we have with those politicians, always know too much about them...my heart bleeds for your horrible position. *laughs about Wenchling*
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*sticks out her tongue at Toretha*
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