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Topic: Good, Bad, Yo Mama (A game)
T_Smith
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posted August 07, 2003 03:40 AM
The worst: You just planned a vacation to Lake Winapesaki with your family.
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Mr.Funny
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posted August 07, 2003 03:48 AM
The good: You ate a healthy breakfast.
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Shigosei
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posted August 07, 2003 04:28 AM
The bad: it's the fifth breakfast you've had this morning.
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Maccabeus
Member
posted August 07, 2003 10:53 AM
Yo mama: Time is looping from noon to 6 AM...(like on Groundhog Day, only shorter).[ August 07, 2003, 04:08 PM: Message edited by: Maccabeus ]
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Mr.Funny
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posted August 07, 2003 01:46 PM
The good: You got a job.
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Potemkyn
Member
posted August 07, 2003 02:14 PM
As a crash test dummy.
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Shigosei
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posted August 09, 2003 03:43 AM
At a company that makes those tiny European cars.
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FlyingCow
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posted August 09, 2003 04:01 AM
The good: You just graduated.
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Morbo
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posted August 09, 2003 04:50 AM
the bad: from Subway Univ.[ August 09, 2003, 04:50 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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Narnia
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posted August 11, 2003 04:09 AM
with a degree in sanitation tech.
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Narnia
Member
posted August 11, 2003 04:23 AM
the good: you got accepted to your top choice of schools.
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filetted
Member
posted August 11, 2003 04:27 AM
the bad: You ranked your top schools based on basketball teams rather than your own skills.
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filetted
Member
posted August 11, 2003 04:28 AM
You ponder the fates ot the ridiculous mounds of flesh stumbling before your eyes and you decide to think for a moment.[ August 11, 2003, 04:36 AM: Message edited by: filetted ]
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted August 11, 2003 08:00 AM
The Good: You're moving out of the house!
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Megan
Member
posted August 11, 2003 10:25 AM
The bad: Because you're going to prison.
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Mr.Funny
Member
posted August 11, 2003 02:18 PM
The worst: You are assigned to jail cell #101.
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Narnia
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posted August 11, 2003 04:11 PM
the good: Your husband remembered your anniversary.
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Dan_raven
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posted August 11, 2003 04:13 PM
The Bad: Three weeks late.
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Sopwith
Member
posted August 11, 2003 04:16 PM
The ugly: You filed the divorce papers yesterday!
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Hobbes
Member
posted August 11, 2003 04:17 PM
The good: the old lady in the store waved at you.
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Sopwith
Member
posted August 11, 2003 04:25 PM
The bad: She was pointing you out to the security guards.
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Dan_raven
Member
posted August 11, 2003 04:32 PM
The Worst: She wasn't wearing any clothes.
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Maccabeus
Member
posted August 11, 2003 07:43 PM
The good: You've found a patch that stops your system from crashing.
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Mr.Funny
Member
posted August 11, 2003 07:48 PM
The bad: It's made by Microsoft.
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mackillian
Member
posted August 11, 2003 07:56 PM
Hey T, it's spelled Winnipesaukee.
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Dead_Horse
Member
posted August 11, 2003 11:00 PM
Yo Mama: and it has to be reinstalled every day, it's expensive, and you still crave the Blue Screen of Death.[ August 11, 2003, 11:02 PM: Message edited by: Dead_Horse ]
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Ryuko
Member
posted August 11, 2003 11:05 PM
Good: You get an incredible sum of money
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T_Smith
Member
posted August 11, 2003 11:07 PM
The Bad: Instead of giving it to a poor bloke in Utah, you spend it on Escaflowne.
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Narnia
Member
posted August 11, 2003 11:09 PM
the good: you just married 12 jatraqueros in a cyber ceremony.
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Morbo
Member
posted August 12, 2003 01:35 AM
the bad: the 'who sleeps with whom' drawing is rigged against you
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T_Smith
Member
posted August 12, 2003 02:07 AM
Yo Mama: Darn, I just drew Morbo.
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Ryuko
Member
posted August 12, 2003 02:13 AM
The Good: You're soon to make your first Landmark post...
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T_Smith
Member
posted August 12, 2003 02:15 AM
The Bad: The only thing that comes to mind to talk about is your obsession for jello. Or your girl friend.
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Narnia
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posted August 12, 2003 02:24 AM
Yo mama: Your girlfriend posts her landmark post first telling everyone about herself, you and your obsession with jello.
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Dead_Horse
Member
posted August 12, 2003 09:11 AM
Good: You've just won the annual Betty Crocker cook-off with your recipe for Jello Surprise.
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Megan
Member
posted August 12, 2003 12:49 PM
The bad: Just after giving you the award, the judges all become violently ill.
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Megan
Member
posted August 12, 2003 02:34 PM
Good: You've got a two-week break between semesters coming up.
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Dan_raven
Member
posted August 12, 2003 03:31 PM
The Bad: You spend it in bed due to a bad case of Jello Surprise Poisoning.
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Maccabeus
Member
posted August 12, 2003 07:53 PM
Yo Mama: You return to discover that the initial effects of the poisoning made you delirious during registration--you're signed up for Transfinite Mathematics, Subnuclear Physics, Advanced Genetic Techniques, and Piano.
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Damander
Member
posted August 12, 2003 08:02 PM
The Good: One of your co-workers is incredibly hot...and I mean YEOW! hot.
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Narnia
Member
posted August 12, 2003 08:50 PM
the bad: you can't help screaming "YEOW!" at the top of your lungs whenever you see her.
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Mr.Funny
Member
posted August 12, 2003 11:59 PM
The good: You just got promoted!
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Nick
Member
posted August 13, 2003 12:13 AM
The bad: Your promotion was to a "Lavoratory Technician"
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Mr.Funny
Member
posted August 13, 2003 01:05 AM
Yo mama: Your wages got upped to just under what child laborers in third world countries get paid.
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Ryuko
Member
posted August 13, 2003 02:20 AM
The Good: You went to bed.
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Narnia
Member
posted August 13, 2003 02:36 AM
the bad: You can't remember going to bed.
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