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Xavier
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If Toni was not even NOMINATED for best return from absense, much less not giving her the award no question, then this whole thing isn't worth the storage space it is taking up. [Mad]

Edit: Sorry, accidently posted this in the Troy thread [Blushing]

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fallow
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*a security man approaches fallow and whispers*

*fallow scans the surrounding buildings, 2nd foor, 3rd floor, 8th floor, 9th*

*fallow points*

"corner window!"

*cameraman tracks finger up to 9th floor window and zooms in*

[ May 15, 2004, 11:53 PM: Message edited by: fallow ]

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Screams from the crowd cos she thinks she sees Orlando Bloom - then realises its only fallow!
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*screams*

*tackles cochick*

"get down!"

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"How is my hair, it feels like it's falling out in the back. Do I have anything in my teeth? No? Great. What do you mean I'm on the...*looks at camera* Thank you, Scy. It's a pleasure to be here at the Taiwanese Theatre with my wonderful cohost, fallow. We're here, live on the red carpet, hoping to shmooze with the regulars and newbies alike as we await the first ever Rackademy Awards. Fallow, for crying out loud, your mussing cochick's outfit. Cochick, what do you think of tonight's nominees? Some are saying that Imogen will take the best dobie award, but others are going with Kama. Where do you stand?"
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I see I didn't miss much, after all. [Big Grin]

*settles in the peanut gallery with a bucket of popcorn*

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*stands behind Muppet, waving both arms wildly and grinning at some friends off camara*
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*wishes fallow really was Orlando Bloom*

What, oh you're talking to me - urm (becomes dumb struck when she realises she's on camera) - yeah I agree, super, the best ever, err!

*smiles and edges out of camera's range*

[ May 16, 2004, 12:17 AM: Message edited by: cochick ]

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fallow
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*timidly stands and tries to tidy cochick*

*slinks up alongside sarcastic*

*whispers*

"sorry, thought we had a sniper. there was a 'we love ralphie' sign in the window"

*points up at empty window*

[ May 16, 2004, 12:16 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]

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*looks at empty window*

*sighs and goes on with show*

"Oh, and here's our first nominee for the evening. Rivka, your excellent work in the "Ask the Rebbitzin" thread has earned you a nomination for Best Supporting Newbie. How are you feeling tonight?"

[ May 16, 2004, 12:27 AM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]

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fallow
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*thumps mike*

is this thing on?

*nudges muppet and whispers*

"you look wonderful!"

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and you, fallow. You are looking quite sharp tonight. Who are you wearing this evening?
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Well, it's an honor to be nominated, of course. [Smile] Best of luck to all the nominees!
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"Indeed...best of luck to all the nominees *flashes camera a huge smile*. Just one more question, Rivka--who are you wearing tonight?"
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*makes CUT gesture at cameraman*

um... well, apart from my pure alabaster form, I'm wearing a bit of cochick fur. Soon I expect to be dribbling some babyfood down myself during the tastetest game.

*points at diving suit*

that thing didn't work out so well. it was a bit hot.

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You're not naked, are you? Oh, the FCA's gonna have a fit!
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Who am I wearing? Oh! You mean the sleepy child draped over my shoulder! That's Shira. [Big Grin]

'Scuse us. We're heading back to out seats.

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*pushes through the crowds of people trying to get a glimpse of the red carpet*

I LOVE YOU, JOHNNY DEPP!!

.......wait.

*runs away*

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muppet?
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*sits down by rivka*

Wow, you're looking good! I like your hair that way... [Smile]

*waves to everyone*

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Xavier
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*psssst*

I may be wrong here TT&T, but I don't think you'd really be able to see rivka's hair...

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I'm here!

I'm wearing Carolina Herrera, as picked by Hatrack's resident style guru, Mrs M.

I also have ridiculously high heels on...

*falls onto rivka and tt&t*

oops, sorry!

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*raises eyebrow at Xav*

It is hair, and it is mine (that is, I own it), so I guess it is "rivka's hair" -- technically, at least. [Big Grin]

Thanks, tt&t. [Smile]

Hey im, come sit with us!

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You're welcome. [Smile]

Hi Imogen! [Wave]

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sarcastic?
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Imogen, TT&T ?
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Wow I figured I would have to watch the rerun at the after party.

[ May 16, 2004, 01:34 AM: Message edited by: The Wiggin ]

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wiggen,

nobody even showed for the event. how can there be an after party?

fallow

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well I didn't know no one showed till about 5-10 min ago so till then...
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hey - who you calling a nobody - I showed!

*goes to bed to sulk*

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*trips cochick*

sorry.

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Okay. So, things outside on the Red Carpet seem to be a little slow, let's cross to the inside of the theatre and your host....

(oh no)

*realises he didn't organise a host*

uhmmm...

Fallow? Feel like getting your diving gear back on?

please?

[Big Grin]

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*sets to rolling up the carpet*

*hears a buzzing sound*

*pulls mic to lips*

scythrop, is that you? what's going on inside? nothing much out here. looks like a no show.

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No, I'm here. It's all on. Technical difficulties, but we're all set to go, now.

Except that Billy Crystal pulled out at the last minute.

Want to co-host with me?

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*uses a surgical tubing slingshot to launch Skillery for president T-shirts into the crowd of onlookers*
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AAARGH!!! MY EYE!!! Who shot this T-Shirt at me???
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*snags t-shirt*

skillery,

have you seen that diving costume you lent me?

fallow

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Okay, Firstly, the award for Best Newbie, and Fallow, I have to say, there’s a lot of newbies in this category.

*canned laughter*

*mystified looks from audience*

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*snags scythrop's wrist*

scy? *points at mystified onlooker*

we're still outside the theater.

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Ah. That would explain the draught....

*regrets wearing a kilt*

*goes inside quickly*

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I don't know about the rubber diver's suit, but that lady over there is wearing the helmet. She borrowed it to change a nasty diaper.

*launches soiled nappy into the crowd*

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*Gets up on stage. Looks around.*

That's better. Now, the first category is for Best Newcomer, and I have to say, there are a lot of newbies in this cat.

*checks autocue*

...egory.

*Mystified looks from audience*

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uhm. *decides to plough on regardless, and get this whole thing over and done with*

And the nominees are:
Digging_holes.
Skillery
Want2Write
Beverly and Mr Porterio Head

So, let’s open the envelope.

*Struggles with envelope*

Garn

Er, has anyone got some scissors?

*Stagehand passes up a pocketknife*

And,

The winner…

Is…

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DIGGING HOLES!!!!

*Cue Music Cut to Digging_holes sitting in audience looking surprised and hugging everyone nearby while making his way to the stage*

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*barges onto stage wearing a rubber diver's suit, and heavy goggles, carrying a sledge-o-matic in one hand, and towing a wagonload of assorted large fruits with the other*
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*applauds*
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*mutters to self "show must go on"*

*digs around in prop-bucket and plucks holey mask from. stumbles up the stairs*

*sucks air and approaches podium*

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*backs away from the stage while applauding* [The Wave]
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It would appear that Digging Holes will be posting his thankyou speech a little later in the ceremony, so let’s move on to category two: Best Supporting Newbie Registered in the last 12 Months, and has a post count higher than 200, would you please make welcome our very special guest presenter, SKILLERY!!

Oh. You’re here already. Good, then…

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[Party]

Digging_holes was MY nominee, I'll have you know! WOO! [Big Grin]

*hugs David*

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