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Topic: 'Rackademy Awards...That's it folks. Now for the after party
Xavier
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posted May 15, 2004 11:46 PM
If Toni was not even NOMINATED for best return from absense, much less not giving her the award no question, then this whole thing isn't worth the storage space it is taking up. Edit: Sorry, accidently posted this in the Troy thread
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fallow
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posted May 15, 2004 11:52 PM
*a security man approaches fallow and whispers* *fallow scans the surrounding buildings, 2nd foor, 3rd floor, 8th floor, 9th* *fallow points* "corner window!" *cameraman tracks finger up to 9th floor window and zooms in* [ May 15, 2004, 11:53 PM: Message edited by: fallow ]
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cochick
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posted May 15, 2004 11:56 PM
Screams from the crowd cos she thinks she sees Orlando Bloom - then realises its only fallow!
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fallow
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posted May 15, 2004 11:59 PM
*screams* *tackles cochick* "get down!"
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted May 16, 2004 12:11 AM
"How is my hair, it feels like it's falling out in the back. Do I have anything in my teeth? No? Great. What do you mean I'm on the...*looks at camera* Thank you, Scy. It's a pleasure to be here at the Taiwanese Theatre with my wonderful cohost, fallow. We're here, live on the red carpet, hoping to shmooze with the regulars and newbies alike as we await the first ever Rackademy Awards. Fallow, for crying out loud, your mussing cochick's outfit. Cochick, what do you think of tonight's nominees? Some are saying that Imogen will take the best dobie award, but others are going with Kama. Where do you stand?"
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rivka
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posted May 16, 2004 12:12 AM
I see I didn't miss much, after all. *settles in the peanut gallery with a bucket of popcorn*
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PSI Teleport
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posted May 16, 2004 12:12 AM
*stands behind Muppet, waving both arms wildly and grinning at some friends off camara*
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cochick
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posted May 16, 2004 12:13 AM
*wishes fallow really was Orlando Bloom* What, oh you're talking to me - urm (becomes dumb struck when she realises she's on camera) - yeah I agree, super, the best ever, err! *smiles and edges out of camera's range* [ May 16, 2004, 12:17 AM: Message edited by: cochick ]
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 12:14 AM
*timidly stands and tries to tidy cochick* *slinks up alongside sarcastic* *whispers* "sorry, thought we had a sniper. there was a 'we love ralphie' sign in the window" *points up at empty window* [ May 16, 2004, 12:16 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted May 16, 2004 12:22 AM
*looks at empty window* *sighs and goes on with show* "Oh, and here's our first nominee for the evening. Rivka, your excellent work in the "Ask the Rebbitzin" thread has earned you a nomination for Best Supporting Newbie. How are you feeling tonight?" [ May 16, 2004, 12:27 AM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 12:24 AM
*thumps mike* is this thing on? *nudges muppet and whispers* "you look wonderful!"
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted May 16, 2004 12:26 AM
and you, fallow. You are looking quite sharp tonight. Who are you wearing this evening?
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rivka
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posted May 16, 2004 12:26 AM
Well, it's an honor to be nominated, of course. Best of luck to all the nominees!
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted May 16, 2004 12:30 AM
"Indeed...best of luck to all the nominees *flashes camera a huge smile*. Just one more question, Rivka--who are you wearing tonight?"
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 12:31 AM
*makes CUT gesture at cameraman* um... well, apart from my pure alabaster form, I'm wearing a bit of cochick fur. Soon I expect to be dribbling some babyfood down myself during the tastetest game. *points at diving suit* that thing didn't work out so well. it was a bit hot.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted May 16, 2004 12:37 AM
You're not naked, are you? Oh, the FCA's gonna have a fit!
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rivka
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posted May 16, 2004 12:37 AM
Who am I wearing? Oh! You mean the sleepy child draped over my shoulder! That's Shira. 'Scuse us. We're heading back to out seats.
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hansenj
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posted May 16, 2004 12:41 AM
*pushes through the crowds of people trying to get a glimpse of the red carpet* I LOVE YOU, JOHNNY DEPP!! .......wait. *runs away*
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tt&t
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posted May 16, 2004 12:59 AM
*sits down by rivka* Wow, you're looking good! I like your hair that way... *waves to everyone*
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Xavier
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posted May 16, 2004 01:02 AM
*psssst* I may be wrong here TT&T, but I don't think you'd really be able to see rivka's hair...
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imogen
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posted May 16, 2004 01:03 AM
I'm here! I'm wearing Carolina Herrera , as picked by Hatrack's resident style guru, Mrs M. I also have ridiculously high heels on... *falls onto rivka and tt&t* oops, sorry!
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rivka
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posted May 16, 2004 01:06 AM
*raises eyebrow at Xav* It is hair, and it is mine (that is, I own it), so I guess it is "rivka's hair" -- technically, at least. Thanks, tt&t. Hey im, come sit with us!
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tt&t
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posted May 16, 2004 01:08 AM
You're welcome. Hi Imogen!
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 01:13 AM
sarcastic?
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 01:30 AM
Imogen, TT&T ?
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The Wiggin
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posted May 16, 2004 01:33 AM
Wow I figured I would have to watch the rerun at the after party. [ May 16, 2004, 01:34 AM: Message edited by: The Wiggin ]
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 01:37 AM
wiggen, nobody even showed for the event. how can there be an after party? fallow
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The Wiggin
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posted May 16, 2004 01:39 AM
well I didn't know no one showed till about 5-10 min ago so till then...
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cochick
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posted May 16, 2004 01:41 AM
hey - who you calling a nobody - I showed! *goes to bed to sulk*
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 01:43 AM
*trips cochick* sorry.
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 02:00 AM
Okay. So, things outside on the Red Carpet seem to be a little slow, let's cross to the inside of the theatre and your host.... (oh no) *realises he didn't organise a host* uhmmm... Fallow? Feel like getting your diving gear back on? please?
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 02:03 AM
*sets to rolling up the carpet* *hears a buzzing sound* *pulls mic to lips* scythrop, is that you? what's going on inside? nothing much out here. looks like a no show.
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 02:07 AM
No, I'm here. It's all on. Technical difficulties, but we're all set to go, now. Except that Billy Crystal pulled out at the last minute. Want to co-host with me?
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skillery
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posted May 16, 2004 02:07 AM
*uses a surgical tubing slingshot to launch Skillery for president T-shirts into the crowd of onlookers*
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 02:09 AM
AAARGH!!! MY EYE!!! Who shot this T-Shirt at me???
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 02:09 AM
*snags t-shirt* skillery, have you seen that diving costume you lent me? fallow
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 02:10 AM
Okay, Firstly, the award for Best Newbie, and Fallow, I have to say, there’s a lot of newbies in this category. *canned laughter* *mystified looks from audience*
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 02:13 AM
*snags scythrop's wrist* scy? *points at mystified onlooker* we're still outside the theater.
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 02:14 AM
Ah. That would explain the draught.... *regrets wearing a kilt* *goes inside quickly*
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skillery
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posted May 16, 2004 02:17 AM
I don't know about the rubber diver's suit, but that lady over there is wearing the helmet. She borrowed it to change a nasty diaper. *launches soiled nappy into the crowd*
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 02:19 AM
*Gets up on stage. Looks around.* That's better. Now, the first category is for Best Newcomer, and I have to say, there are a lot of newbies in this cat. *checks autocue* ...egory. *Mystified looks from audience* [ May 16, 2004, 02:20 AM: Message edited by: Scythrop ]
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 02:23 AM
uhm. *decides to plough on regardless, and get this whole thing over and done with* And the nominees are: Digging_holes. Skillery Want2Write Beverly and Mr Porterio Head So, let’s open the envelope. *Struggles with envelope* Garn Er, has anyone got some scissors? *Stagehand passes up a pocketknife* And, The winner… Is…
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 02:25 AM
DIGGING HOLES!!!! *Cue Music Cut to Digging_holes sitting in audience looking surprised and hugging everyone nearby while making his way to the stage*
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skillery
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posted May 16, 2004 02:26 AM
*barges onto stage wearing a rubber diver's suit, and heavy goggles, carrying a sledge-o-matic in one hand, and towing a wagonload of assorted large fruits with the other*
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 02:28 AM
*mutters to self "show must go on"* *digs around in prop-bucket and plucks holey mask from. stumbles up the stairs* *sucks air and approaches podium*
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The Wiggin
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posted May 16, 2004 02:29 AM
*backs away from the stage while applauding*
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 02:29 AM
It would appear that Digging Holes will be posting his thankyou speech a little later in the ceremony, so let’s move on to category two: Best Supporting Newbie Registered in the last 12 Months, and has a post count higher than 200, would you please make welcome our very special guest presenter, SKILLERY!! Oh. You’re here already. Good, then…
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tt&t
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posted May 16, 2004 02:30 AM
Digging_holes was MY nominee, I'll have you know! WOO! *hugs David*
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