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Hobbes
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[Cool]

On behalf of myself and my beloved Annie, I accept this award. Thank-you all for your kind words and understanding attitude, we love you all! ... though not as much as we Love each other. [Kiss]

Hobbes [Smile]

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Well, there you go, folks. Love is all you need [Big Grin]

SO, anyway, Rivka, shall we open the envelope?

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pheeew! This ain't good cod!
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*waddles after hobbes*

orp?

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*opens envelope*
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Scythrop
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OMG! the OSCar is a TIE between Imogen and Papa Moose!

*Crowd goes completely and utterly beserk*

[ May 16, 2004, 03:14 AM: Message edited by: Scythrop ]

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skillery
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*swings the sledge*
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fallow
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*smacks lips*

*fantasizes about salty sardines*

orp?

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Scythrop
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I'd like to accept this award on behalf of Imogen who is doing real work and can't be here, but who will, I'm sure post her own thankyous later in the thread.
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I tied! I tied!

And I can't think of a better dobie to share to top billing with.

Except mine of course.
[Smile]

Thank you to all my loyal fans and followers.

*gets off stage without tripping over high heels*

phew. Mrs M would be so proud!

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Or who may be on a break from real work while emailing her supervisor... [Razz]

[ May 16, 2004, 03:16 AM: Message edited by: imogen ]

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The Wiggin
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Way to go both of you!
[The Wave]
[Party]

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fallow
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*smacks salty lips*

orp!

ORP! ORP! ORP!

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rivka
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Congrats to Pop and Im! [Big Grin]

*returns to seat*

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Scythrop
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oh. so she is here.

YAY [Big Grin]

[Party]

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Scythrop
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*Reads off autocue*

And now, Category Seven the award for Best Pun / Punster ,and it’s clear to me that this award is clearly just for pun.

Right. That’s it.

*Picks up Cod and smashes Autocue*

And the nominees are

Bob Scopatz
Elizabeth
Punwit
Fallow
Chris Bridges

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The Wiggin
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*throws a seald can of ancovies to fallow*

Sorry I dont want to gag my self.

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*nudges scythrop*

orp?

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skillery
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*goes backstage to reload*

*has raided the dumpster behind Mr. Donuts*

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*nudges rivka*

"pelt's getting a little dry - spritzer?"

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And the winner
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The Wiggin
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Hey skillery save me one of those green and black fuzzy ones.
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I guess some of the puns are hard acts to fallow. But we have to Chris the Bridge and announce a winner. Scopatz all the introduction I'm going to give it....
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Scythrop
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of the award for Best Pun/Punster...
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...is....
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d'Orp

*covers eyes with flappers*

*gulp*

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Scythrop
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BOB SCOPATZ!!!!!!

*promises no more gratuitous post whoring*

*though no guarentees on pre-whoring*

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better luck next year fallow.
And congrats to Bob.

[ May 16, 2004, 03:27 AM: Message edited by: The Wiggin ]

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Unfortunately Bob can't be with us today. But we are hoping that lavalamp will make an appearance later to accept the award on Bob's behalf.

*cue cheesy music*

Congrats Bob! [Big Grin]

Edit - Here fallow. Have some ocean brim instead. Orp?

[ May 16, 2004, 03:27 AM: Message edited by: imogen ]

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fallow
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orp! orp! orp!

*leans into scythrop and whispers*

"where'd that person head off to?"

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Scythrop
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Which Brings us to Category Eight The OSCar for “Most Passionate Arguer” And we really had a fight on our hands deciding this one, I can tell you.

*chirps*

And the nominees are…

Katharina
Tresopax
Xaposert
John L

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ORP - I mean wait a cotton-pickin minute here!
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scythop did you come up with these ahead of time or is this on the spot?
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but i'm not pickin cotton.
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nevermind. *applies salve to rash*
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It's all on the spot. Really. Which means I'm spending longer on them than your standard award night scriptwriter...

Anyway, the winner of the OSCar for "Most Passionate Arguer"

Is....

Katharina!!!

No it isn't

Yes it is

No it isn't and let me tell you why.It's all to do with Homosexual marriage.

YES IT IS [Big Grin]

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Yay, Katie! [Party]
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Yay, Katharina!

Hey, that can be sung to the tune of The Macarena.

*wanders off singing under breath...*

Darn irritating though. The tune. Not Katharina. [Smile]

[ May 16, 2004, 03:37 AM: Message edited by: imogen ]

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*entire crowd breaks into heated debate over the merits of this award. Cut to Katharina, who looks both stunned and stunning*
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*does cartwheel and ends in config of K*

orp? *scans audience for anchovies*

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*crosses flippers to the beat of the macarena*
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Congratulations from Great Russian Novelist!
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*puts on breathing mask and leaves a trail of anchovies leading in to a poorly hidden cage*

Can't wait to see what I get for him at the circus. [Evil Laugh]

[ May 16, 2004, 03:41 AM: Message edited by: The Wiggin ]

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Scythrop
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You know, families are an important factor of Hatrack. They’ve bought us moments of great joy, and great pathos. Without families, there’d be nobody to fight with during long car trips. And so it gives me great pleasure to announce the nominees for Category Nine: Best Hatrack Family

The Mooses
The Ravens
DKW /ELJay/Bob/Lavalamp/posable man/smokey
OSC/A Rat Named Dog/KaCard

I should also add that this has turned out to be one of the more controversial competitions, with fierce lobbying from certain parties in a brave attempt to swing the tide of the vote. But anyway, the winners are…

*Drumroll*

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Scythrop
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*Opens Envelope*

*Gets paper cut*

Sucks thumb while announcing...

"Tphe Moophses"

*CROWD GOES SLAP HAPPY WITH DELERIOUS JOY*

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[Party]
good for yall

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*waddles as fast as his flippers will take him*

*narfs anchovies along the way*

*narf* "orp!" *narf narf*

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And that's two OSCars for Pop...
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It would appear that The moose family are currently engaged in other familial activites, and will no doubt accept their award later in the evening. Congratulations to all of them.

And now, please welcome to the stage, another special guest presenter, author of "War and Peace" and one of the great Novelists of the 20th Century,

Mr Leo Tolstoy

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*dons diver helmet*
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