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Topic: 'Rackademy Awards...That's it folks. Now for the after party
Hobbes
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posted May 16, 2004 03:10 AM
On behalf of myself and my beloved Annie, I accept this award. Thank-you all for your kind words and understanding attitude, we love you all! ... though not as much as we Love each other. Hobbes
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 03:11 AM
Well, there you go, folks. Love is all you need SO, anyway, Rivka, shall we open the envelope?
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skillery
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posted May 16, 2004 03:12 AM
pheeew! This ain't good cod!
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 03:12 AM
*waddles after hobbes* orp?
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rivka
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posted May 16, 2004 03:12 AM
*opens envelope*
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 03:13 AM
OMG! the OSCar is a TIE between Imogen and Papa Moose! *Crowd goes completely and utterly beserk* [ May 16, 2004, 03:14 AM: Message edited by: Scythrop ]
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skillery
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posted May 16, 2004 03:13 AM
*swings the sledge*
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 03:14 AM
*smacks lips* *fantasizes about salty sardines* orp?
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 03:15 AM
I'd like to accept this award on behalf of Imogen who is doing real work and can't be here, but who will, I'm sure post her own thankyous later in the thread.
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imogen
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posted May 16, 2004 03:15 AM
I tied! I tied! And I can't think of a better dobie to share to top billing with. Except mine of course. Thank you to all my loyal fans and followers. *gets off stage without tripping over high heels* phew. Mrs M would be so proud!
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imogen
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posted May 16, 2004 03:16 AM
Or who may be on a break from real work while emailing her supervisor... [ May 16, 2004, 03:16 AM: Message edited by: imogen ]
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The Wiggin
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posted May 16, 2004 03:16 AM
Way to go both of you!
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 03:17 AM
*smacks salty lips* orp! ORP! ORP! ORP!
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rivka
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posted May 16, 2004 03:18 AM
Congrats to Pop and Im! *returns to seat*
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 03:18 AM
oh. so she is here. YAY
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 03:19 AM
*Reads off autocue* And now, Category Seven the award for Best Pun / Punster ,and it’s clear to me that this award is clearly just for pun. Right. That’s it. *Picks up Cod and smashes Autocue* And the nominees are Bob Scopatz Elizabeth Punwit Fallow Chris Bridges
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The Wiggin
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posted May 16, 2004 03:19 AM
*throws a seald can of ancovies to fallow* Sorry I dont want to gag my self.
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 03:19 AM
*nudges scythrop* orp?
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skillery
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posted May 16, 2004 03:19 AM
*goes backstage to reload* *has raided the dumpster behind Mr. Donuts*
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 03:21 AM
*nudges rivka* "pelt's getting a little dry - spritzer?"
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 03:21 AM
And the winner
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The Wiggin
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posted May 16, 2004 03:21 AM
Hey skillery save me one of those green and black fuzzy ones.
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imogen
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posted May 16, 2004 03:22 AM
I guess some of the puns are hard acts to fallow. But we have to Chris the Bridge and announce a winner. Scopatz all the introduction I'm going to give it....
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 03:22 AM
of the award for Best Pun/Punster...
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 03:24 AM
d'Orp *covers eyes with flappers* *gulp*
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 03:24 AM
BOB SCOPATZ!!!!!! *promises no more gratuitous post whoring* *though no guarentees on pre-whoring*
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The Wiggin
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posted May 16, 2004 03:25 AM
better luck next year fallow. And congrats to Bob. [ May 16, 2004, 03:27 AM: Message edited by: The Wiggin ]
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imogen
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posted May 16, 2004 03:26 AM
Unfortunately Bob can't be with us today. But we are hoping that lavalamp will make an appearance later to accept the award on Bob's behalf. *cue cheesy music* Congrats Bob! Edit - Here fallow. Have some ocean brim instead. Orp? [ May 16, 2004, 03:27 AM: Message edited by: imogen ]
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 03:27 AM
orp! orp! orp! *leans into scythrop and whispers* "where'd that person head off to?"
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 03:27 AM
Which Brings us to Category Eight The OSCar for “Most Passionate Arguer” And we really had a fight on our hands deciding this one, I can tell you. *chirps* And the nominees are… Katharina Tresopax Xaposert John L
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 03:29 AM
ORP - I mean wait a cotton-pickin minute here!
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The Wiggin
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posted May 16, 2004 03:29 AM
scythop did you come up with these ahead of time or is this on the spot?
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The Wiggin
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posted May 16, 2004 03:31 AM
but i'm not pickin cotton.
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 03:33 AM
nevermind. *applies salve to rash*
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 03:33 AM
It's all on the spot. Really. Which means I'm spending longer on them than your standard award night scriptwriter... Anyway, the winner of the OSCar for "Most Passionate Arguer" Is.... Katharina!!! No it isn't Yes it is No it isn't and let me tell you why.It's all to do with Homosexual marriage. YES IT IS
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rivka
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posted May 16, 2004 03:35 AM
Yay, Katie!
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imogen
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posted May 16, 2004 03:36 AM
Yay, Katharina! Hey, that can be sung to the tune of The Macarena. *wanders off singing under breath...* Darn irritating though. The tune. Not Katharina. [ May 16, 2004, 03:37 AM: Message edited by: imogen ]
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 03:36 AM
*entire crowd breaks into heated debate over the merits of this award. Cut to Katharina, who looks both stunned and stunning*
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 03:38 AM
*does cartwheel and ends in config of K* orp? *scans audience for anchovies*
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 03:40 AM
*crosses flippers to the beat of the macarena*
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Leo Tolstoy
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posted May 16, 2004 03:40 AM
Congratulations from Great Russian Novelist!
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The Wiggin
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posted May 16, 2004 03:40 AM
*puts on breathing mask and leaves a trail of anchovies leading in to a poorly hidden cage* Can't wait to see what I get for him at the circus. [ May 16, 2004, 03:41 AM: Message edited by: The Wiggin ]
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 03:41 AM
You know, families are an important factor of Hatrack. They’ve bought us moments of great joy, and great pathos. Without families, there’d be nobody to fight with during long car trips. And so it gives me great pleasure to announce the nominees for Category Nine: Best Hatrack Family The Mooses The Ravens DKW /ELJay/Bob/Lavalamp/posable man/smokey OSC/A Rat Named Dog/KaCard I should also add that this has turned out to be one of the more controversial competitions, with fierce lobbying from certain parties in a brave attempt to swing the tide of the vote. But anyway, the winners are… *Drumroll*
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 03:44 AM
*Opens Envelope* *Gets paper cut* Sucks thumb while announcing... "Tphe Moophses" *CROWD GOES SLAP HAPPY WITH DELERIOUS JOY*
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 03:46 AM
*waddles as fast as his flippers will take him* *narfs anchovies along the way* *narf* "orp!" *narf narf*
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imogen
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posted May 16, 2004 03:47 AM
And that's two OSCars for Pop...
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 03:48 AM
It would appear that The moose family are currently engaged in other familial activites, and will no doubt accept their award later in the evening. Congratulations to all of them. And now, please welcome to the stage, another special guest presenter, author of "War and Peace" and one of the great Novelists of the 20th Century, Mr Leo Tolstoy
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 03:50 AM
*dons diver helmet*
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