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fallow
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*points at skillery*

"murrhphleity mrrrhphly trummphle merf!"

*pulls mask off*

"that's no way to treat a melon, you fool!"

edit: *snags safety goggles*

[ May 16, 2004, 02:32 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]

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Scythrop
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*Grimly ignoring flying squash*

So, the nominees for Best Supporting Newbie are:

Raia.
Eruve Nandiriel
Rivka
Derrel

And, Skillery, I must say, it's an awfully talented field, don't you think?

[ May 16, 2004, 02:33 AM: Message edited by: Scythrop ]

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*showers the first three rows with bits of juicy pineapple*
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*decides fruit salad would be nice and grabs a bowl waiting for more fruit to fly*
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*yanks breathing tube from face*

tt&t [Kiss]

wish me luck!

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*does that annoying, delayed, single-man clapping for digging_holes after all the other applause has died off*

"Congratulations!"

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Scythrop
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*Fights down sudden craving for pineapple pizza*

Can I have the envelope, please?

*Wrests envelope from Skillery*

And the winner of BEST SUPPORTING NEWBIE for 2004 is....

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Good luck, fallow!
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Yep, mighty fine crop of...

bananas!

My money's on Derrell though.

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*opens envelope. Looks at result. Does a little dance*

OH WOW!!!! IT'S RIVKA!!!

*loud music*

Camera zooms in on Astounded looking Rivka, and then cuts to all other nominees, clapping, but clearly pissed...

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Woo! GO RIVKA!! [Big Grin]
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Congrats
[The Wave]

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*jaw drops*

Um, I don't have anything prepared. I, uh, would like to thank the Cards, for giving us all Hatrack, and all the great jatraqueros who make this place so much fun!

Thanks!

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*Crowd Goes Absolutely NUTS*
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*expires in diving suit*

*claps hand to faceplate, repeatedly, and with gusto*

[ May 16, 2004, 02:42 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]

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Scythrop
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*Music comes up and cuts off Rivka*

Thanks Rivka. In the meantime, let’s move right along to Category Three: Best Screen Name. And I have to say, the competition here was intense. I mean, really, intense. Hard fought. Almost interesting...

Fallow, what's your thoughts on this category?

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*claps wildly for rivka*

*gushes* I am so happy for you!

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Scythrop
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Fallow? Get up?

Hmmm. Well, in any case, the nominees for best SN are:

Mayday Desaix
Zotto
Sarcasticmuppet
tonguetied and twisted
knightswhosayni

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*gives scythrop a thumbsup and raspberry*

*slinks into the audience and settles next to TT&T*

whaddya think? pretty classy, eh?

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Scythrop
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Pure Class.

Anyway, I have the envelope.

Oh, wait. No I don't...

Wanders off sidestage to build tension*

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*has heard that durians have been banned from indoor venues*

*wonders if anyone has ever been splattered by durian before*

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*Re-enters clutching gold and slightly smoking envelope*

*Opens it*

*Ducks from flying Durian*

And the winner of the OSCar for “Best SN”

Is….

*loooong Pause*

Tonguetied and Twisted!!!!!!!

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[Hail]
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Congrats, tt&t! [Big Grin]
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*stops warming TT&T's seat*

*vaults onstage*

"And the next category is? scythrop?"

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*bounce* [Big Grin]

Yay! Thank you to everyone, my supporters, and, er, well, oh gosh! You guys are just so awesome! *giggle* Oh, and especially thank you to Pink Floyd. [Big Grin]

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*passes out from the smell of over-ripe durian*
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Right Then, well, Category Four is the OSCar for “Best Alternative SN” And I have to say, this was a difficult decision, what with so many “Alternatives” to choose from…

*waits for laughter.*

*Grasshopper chirps*

Er. Okay. Well then, the nominees are…

Megachirops (Icarus)
Hot Nathan (T_Smith)
Trogdor the Burninator (Pat)
Lavalamp (Bob... or Bob's lavalamp)
Sarcasm (Jon Boy)

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*runs offstage in a hail of durian*

*spike*

Ouch!

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Alas, but now I must away. I shall be back, never fear!

Fallow, can you applaud twice as loud to make up for my absence? [Smile]

*runs off into night*

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*Grabs envelope. Wipes of Smears of Durian.*

And the winner is....

MEGACHIROPS!!!!!

*Cue loud, alternative music.*

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*enters stage right with a cricket bat*

*hovers near Scythrop's podium*

"next one of your bastards that tosses spikey fruit?!"

*pats bat*

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*applauds* [The Wave]
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Phew. A minder. Awesome…Righto, then, next we have the award for “Best Hatrack Couple”, and you know, there were a ‘couple’ of choices to be made here!!!

*chirp*

Yes. Well, then… the nominees are….

Hobbes and Annie
Bob and DKW
Mayday and Bernard
Ben and Ophelia
Jon Boy and Brinestone

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*chucks a pinaple at fallow*
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*leans over to scythrop*

*whispers*

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*pineapple wizzes past ear*

"what's with the audience?"

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*pitches a basket of moldy strawberrys to Fallow*
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I thought we was playin a game with your bat. [Dont Know] O well.

[ May 16, 2004, 03:04 AM: Message edited by: The Wiggin ]

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*Whispers back*

Don't worry about them. Just keep working on your batting average.

Anyway, the winner of the award for Best Hatrack Couple is....

*opens envelope*

HOBBES AND ANNIE!!!!

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*plucks carnation from mouldy basket*

"thanks skillery!"

*bows, kicks strawberry jam into the first row and resumes pose*

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WAY TO GO
[Party]

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And it would appear that Hobbes and Annie will be accepting their award a little later in the thread. In the meantime, please welcome back to the stage our special guest presenter for Category Six: Best Dobie, Rivka. And Rivka, can I just say, you’re looking stunning this evening. Even more so than usual…
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*drops bat*

*munches carnation*

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*prepares a mess of codfish for sledging*
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uhm...Rivka...you still here?
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[Eek!] *heads to the back of the room trying not to gag from the stench of fish*

[ May 16, 2004, 03:08 AM: Message edited by: The Wiggin ]

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Um, thanks. I was sure I checked "no" on that "will you be a special presenter" form!

*sigh*

From time immemorial, dobies have been a tradition at Hatrack. Though their origins are shrouded in mystery, one thing is sure -- either you love them, or you hate them!

And the nominees for best dobie are:

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I'll just edit this so it makes a little more sense. I know you ticked the no box, but we just had to see you up here one more time... anyway

the nominees are…

Imogen for Good COD OSC!
Kama for List of things I need to do
Papa Moose for Hatrack Infinity

[ May 16, 2004, 03:09 AM: Message edited by: Scythrop ]

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*claps fins together*

orp! orp!

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