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Topic: 'Rackademy Awards...That's it folks. Now for the after party
fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 02:31 AM
*points at skillery* "murrhphleity mrrrhphly trummphle merf!" *pulls mask off* "that's no way to treat a melon, you fool!" edit: *snags safety goggles* [ May 16, 2004, 02:32 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 02:32 AM
*Grimly ignoring flying squash* So, the nominees for Best Supporting Newbie are: Raia. Eruve Nandiriel Rivka Derrel And, Skillery, I must say, it's an awfully talented field, don't you think? [ May 16, 2004, 02:33 AM: Message edited by: Scythrop ]
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skillery
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posted May 16, 2004 02:33 AM
*showers the first three rows with bits of juicy pineapple*
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The Wiggin
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posted May 16, 2004 02:34 AM
*decides fruit salad would be nice and grabs a bowl waiting for more fruit to fly*
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 02:35 AM
*yanks breathing tube from face* tt&t wish me luck!
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Da_Goat
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posted May 16, 2004 02:36 AM
*does that annoying, delayed, single-man clapping for digging_holes after all the other applause has died off* "Congratulations!"
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 02:36 AM
*Fights down sudden craving for pineapple pizza* Can I have the envelope, please? *Wrests envelope from Skillery* And the winner of BEST SUPPORTING NEWBIE for 2004 is....
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tt&t
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posted May 16, 2004 02:37 AM
Good luck, fallow!
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skillery
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posted May 16, 2004 02:37 AM
Yep, mighty fine crop of... bananas! My money's on Derrell though.
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 02:38 AM
*opens envelope. Looks at result. Does a little dance* OH WOW!!!! IT'S RIVKA!!! *loud music* Camera zooms in on Astounded looking Rivka, and then cuts to all other nominees, clapping, but clearly pissed...
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tt&t
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posted May 16, 2004 02:39 AM
Woo! GO RIVKA!!
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rivka
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posted May 16, 2004 02:40 AM
*jaw drops* Um, I don't have anything prepared. I, uh, would like to thank the Cards, for giving us all Hatrack, and all the great jatraqueros who make this place so much fun! Thanks!
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 02:40 AM
*Crowd Goes Absolutely NUTS*
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 02:41 AM
*expires in diving suit* *claps hand to faceplate, repeatedly, and with gusto* [ May 16, 2004, 02:42 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 02:43 AM
*Music comes up and cuts off Rivka* Thanks Rivka. In the meantime, let’s move right along to Category Three: Best Screen Name. And I have to say, the competition here was intense. I mean, really, intense. Hard fought. Almost interesting... Fallow, what's your thoughts on this category?
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Valentine014
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posted May 16, 2004 02:43 AM
*claps wildly for rivka* *gushes* I am so happy for you!
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 02:44 AM
Fallow? Get up? Hmmm. Well, in any case, the nominees for best SN are: Mayday Desaix Zotto Sarcasticmuppet tonguetied and twisted knightswhosayni
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 02:46 AM
*gives scythrop a thumbsup and raspberry* *slinks into the audience and settles next to TT&T* whaddya think? pretty classy, eh?
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 02:47 AM
Pure Class. Anyway, I have the envelope. Oh, wait. No I don't... Wanders off sidestage to build tension*
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skillery
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posted May 16, 2004 02:48 AM
*has heard that durians have been banned from indoor venues* *wonders if anyone has ever been splattered by durian before*
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 02:49 AM
*Re-enters clutching gold and slightly smoking envelope* *Opens it* *Ducks from flying Durian* And the winner of the OSCar for “Best SN” Is…. *loooong Pause* Tonguetied and Twisted!!!!!!!
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rivka
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posted May 16, 2004 02:51 AM
Congrats, tt&t!
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 02:52 AM
*stops warming TT&T's seat* *vaults onstage* "And the next category is? scythrop?"
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tt&t
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posted May 16, 2004 02:53 AM
*bounce* Yay! Thank you to everyone, my supporters, and, er, well, oh gosh! You guys are just so awesome! *giggle* Oh, and especially thank you to Pink Floyd.
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skillery
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posted May 16, 2004 02:53 AM
*passes out from the smell of over-ripe durian*
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 02:53 AM
Right Then, well, Category Four is the OSCar for “Best Alternative SN” And I have to say, this was a difficult decision, what with so many “Alternatives” to choose from… *waits for laughter.* *Grasshopper chirps* Er. Okay. Well then, the nominees are… Megachirops (Icarus) Hot Nathan (T_Smith) Trogdor the Burninator (Pat) Lavalamp (Bob... or Bob's lavalamp) Sarcasm (Jon Boy)
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 02:53 AM
*runs offstage in a hail of durian* *spike* Ouch!
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tt&t
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posted May 16, 2004 02:55 AM
Alas, but now I must away. I shall be back, never fear! Fallow, can you applaud twice as loud to make up for my absence? *runs off into night*
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 02:55 AM
*Grabs envelope. Wipes of Smears of Durian.* And the winner is.... MEGACHIROPS!!!!! *Cue loud, alternative music.*
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 02:55 AM
*enters stage right with a cricket bat* *hovers near Scythrop's podium* "next one of your bastards that tosses spikey fruit?!" *pats bat*
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 02:57 AM
Phew. A minder. Awesome…Righto, then, next we have the award for “Best Hatrack Couple”, and you know, there were a ‘couple’ of choices to be made here!!! *chirp* Yes. Well, then… the nominees are…. Hobbes and Annie Bob and DKW Mayday and Bernard Ben and Ophelia Jon Boy and Brinestone
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The Wiggin
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posted May 16, 2004 02:58 AM
*chucks a pinaple at fallow*
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 02:58 AM
*leans over to scythrop* *whispers*
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 02:59 AM
*pineapple wizzes past ear* "what's with the audience?"
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skillery
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posted May 16, 2004 02:59 AM
*pitches a basket of moldy strawberrys to Fallow*
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The Wiggin
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posted May 16, 2004 03:01 AM
I thought we was playin a game with your bat. O well. [ May 16, 2004, 03:04 AM: Message edited by: The Wiggin ]
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 03:01 AM
*Whispers back* Don't worry about them. Just keep working on your batting average. Anyway, the winner of the award for Best Hatrack Couple is.... *opens envelope* HOBBES AND ANNIE!!!!
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 03:02 AM
*plucks carnation from mouldy basket* "thanks skillery!" *bows, kicks strawberry jam into the first row and resumes pose*
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 03:04 AM
And it would appear that Hobbes and Annie will be accepting their award a little later in the thread. In the meantime, please welcome back to the stage our special guest presenter for Category Six: Best Dobie, Rivka. And Rivka, can I just say, you’re looking stunning this evening. Even more so than usual…
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 03:05 AM
*drops bat* *munches carnation*
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skillery
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posted May 16, 2004 03:06 AM
*prepares a mess of codfish for sledging*
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 03:06 AM
uhm...Rivka...you still here?
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The Wiggin
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posted May 16, 2004 03:07 AM
*heads to the back of the room trying not to gag from the stench of fish* [ May 16, 2004, 03:08 AM: Message edited by: The Wiggin ]
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rivka
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posted May 16, 2004 03:08 AM
Um, thanks. I was sure I checked "no" on that "will you be a special presenter" form! *sigh* From time immemorial, dobies have been a tradition at Hatrack. Though their origins are shrouded in mystery, one thing is sure -- either you love them, or you hate them! And the nominees for best dobie are:
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Scythrop
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posted May 16, 2004 03:08 AM
I'll just edit this so it makes a little more sense. I know you ticked the no box, but we just had to see you up here one more time... anyway the nominees are… Imogen for Good COD OSC! Kama for List of things I need to do Papa Moose for Hatrack Infinity [ May 16, 2004, 03:09 AM: Message edited by: Scythrop ]
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fallow
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posted May 16, 2004 03:10 AM
*claps fins together* orp! orp!
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