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katharina
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Wow! I won! I hardly know what to say! First, I'd like to thank Mrs. M for the wonderful gown I am wearing this evening. I'd like to thank my older brother for giving me so much practice, OSC for the confidence, and, of course, my noble adversaeries for the opportunity. All of Hatrack, especially, deserves to share in this award. It belongs to all of us. But I'm just keeping it here on my mantle. Thank you.

*blows kisses* Thank you!
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Narnia
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This was the best idea that we've all played along with in a LONG time. [ROFL]

Congratulations to all the winners! Especially the newbie award-winner David!!! (Now I'll refer to you as the OSCar winning newbie whenever I need to drop some names around. [Smile] )
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fallow
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when y'all are done with the back-patting would you mind a little back-bending? this place is a freakin' mess. (this means YOU)

I'd like to pat Scythrop on the back for an impressive display of hostability. [Hail]

*passes a broom and Scythrop's MC biz card to any comers*
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*utter shock*

I can't believe I actually won! [Eek!]

I am dumbfounded and flabbergasted, to name but a few. Thanks to Kylie for nominating me, and to everyone who mysteriously voted for me, and to Hatrack for being here. And congratulations to all the other winners. [Smile]
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fallow
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*empties bucket of rotten achovies and decomposing durian into the dumpster out back*
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fallow
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*wanders up to the projection booth*

*cleans slime off projector*

"that skillery's some kinda shot"

*shrugs, chuckles and windexes the whole room*
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Sweet. I am 33% of the biggest waste of time on Hatrack.
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fallow
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squeegees Goat down to 13%, polishes and releases.
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fallow
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*puts on engineer hat*

strokes da Goat down to a lean 0.02% body fat.

*cues workout music*
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[Razz]

A three-way tie--that means we all got the same number of votes, i.e. 0.

What an honor. Thank you.
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Dan_raven
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I would have voted for you, but I was wasting time doing something.
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Jenny Gardener
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*sulking at home in a bathrobe*

I didn't get nominated for anything. I'm too old to be a hottie. I can't get any movie stars to give me the eye. And Mrs. M. didn't get my dress done on time.

I wonder if I can still go to the parties?
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I would first like to congradulate all of the winners.

**does most sincere fake smile possible for camera.**

Especially to the Mooses. I can--not think of a more deserving family to win this honor.

***grumble grumble, rigged, grumble rackademy politics. Grumble grumble***

Further I wish to thank all the little people who put this together. ***grumble grumble--on the take. grumble grumble***. They did a remarkable job.

And for those of you who actually voted for us, my deepest thanks as well. *** suckers.***

Finally, I look forward to next years awards. Now, where's the booze. **grumble grumble sour grapes, stick their trophy up ... grumble grumble.**
What are you complaining about, Dan?

I have the most family members actually posting on the forum, and we weren't even nominated! [Razz]
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Jenny Gardener
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Hey, Ela! Let's go put on trashy outfits, go to disreputable establishments, and get schnockered!
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Ela
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You're on, lady. [Wink]
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Jenny Gardener
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*sports sleazy make-up, punky hair, miniskirt, and patented Sexy Boots*

Party on!
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Ela
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[Big Grin]
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*sulking at home in a bathrobe*

I didn't get nominated for anything. I'm too old to be a hottie. I can't get any movie stars to give me the eye.
*splutters* NONSENSE!

Jenny, you are absolutely beautiful. I believe I told you so elsewhere. [Smile]
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:crawls out from under scenery, yawning:
What? I missed it?

:smacks lips, tries to straighten hair:
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At least you guys didn't lose to flish for "best return to Hatrack."

[Razz]
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Oh am I too late to help tidy up fallow - shame!

Maybe next year *whispers "If I win something" under breath*
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A three-way tie--that means we all got the same number of votes, i.e. 0.
Can't be true! [Razz] *I* voted for Goat, so you must all have at least one vote each. [Cool]
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fallow
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*empties last bucket into the dumpster out back*

*walks out on stage, straightens, cracks back and surveys the clean theater*

*idly wonders how the after-parties went*

*sniffs*

Now how to get rid of that stench?
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tt&t, I voted for Goat, too...so there must have been at least two each. [Smile]
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fallow
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*returns from Home Depot with case of deodorizers*

*rubs chin and contemplates*

*light bulb!*

*attaches deoderizing cannisters to fog machines*

[Smile]

*watches as theater fills with a moody yet glamorous cloud of deoderant*
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