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CRash
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posted February 22, 2006 07:40 PM
*shelters Raspberry Iced Bonzo from rubber bands* The last thing I need is rubber in my raspberry.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 22, 2006 07:43 PM
Tinros, I may be falling for you. Elven bartender: You play a mean flute and mix the perfect Haiku.
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Advent 115
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posted February 22, 2006 07:43 PM
So how has your day gone Ms. Shvester. *absent mindedly cleans drinking glass*
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Advent 115
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posted February 22, 2006 07:45 PM
Ummm, please no flirting with my assistant. At least not while she is on duty.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 22, 2006 07:45 PM
<looks around disorientedly> How did I get here on page 9? Mmm! Advent, you mix the nicest warm soy milk with amaretto on Hatrack! Long live Advent and his Giants Shadow Bar! <hic!>
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Tinros
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posted February 22, 2006 07:46 PM
Hey Advent, Heads up! I'm tossing you a haiku. You might want to duck! Tante, I'm so sorry. But you know I am female. I don't swing that way.
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Advent 115
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posted February 22, 2006 07:46 PM
Thank you Ms. Shvester, it is nice to hear that someone wishes my Bar to last more than two weeks.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 22, 2006 07:47 PM
My day was the kind of day that makes me want to relax and waste some time in a virtual bar. And if you don't want me to flirt with your assistant, then don't have such a very very comely assistant assisting you.
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CRash
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posted February 22, 2006 07:47 PM
*raises glass* I second that, Tante!
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Advent 115
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posted February 22, 2006 07:48 PM
(thinks to self) I figured my customers would flirt with me first....
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 22, 2006 07:48 PM
I know you are a female. I am too. But I don't think it is right to flirt with strange men in bars. And these men are pretty strange!
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CRash
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posted February 22, 2006 07:49 PM
Well, guess I'd better get to my homework. See you later, everyone!
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Advent 115
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posted February 22, 2006 07:49 PM
*takes offence* How am I strange?
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Tinros
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posted February 22, 2006 07:50 PM
You have a point, Tante. I get off work at........ wait, when DO I get off work? Do I even HAVE hours? and what about benefits? I demand health insurance!
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Advent 115
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posted February 22, 2006 07:50 PM
Have a good night CRash.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 22, 2006 07:50 PM
You conjure fireplaces out of space bars.
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Advent 115
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posted February 22, 2006 07:52 PM
You have great Health Insuance. And you get $350 cyberdollars an hour (not including tips). And you get off work around 11pm MT. So don't complain.
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Tinros
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posted February 22, 2006 07:54 PM
$350?!?!?! I LIKE this job!
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Advent 115
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posted February 22, 2006 07:54 PM
And you also got a free company car (a 2007 Mustang GT). And I pay for the cyber gas.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 22, 2006 07:55 PM
You know what? I think I'd better step outside for a bit to clear my head. This place is making me giddy. But I'll be back. Oh, and bartender, could you do something about all these rubber bands littering the floor? Makes the place look messy. <tosses some futuristic science fiction "credits" on the bar> Keep the change, bartender and bartender's assistant!
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Advent 115
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posted February 22, 2006 07:56 PM
Would you mind cleaning that up Tinros? I have to get the grill started.
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Tinros
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posted February 22, 2006 07:57 PM
*grabs broom and sweeps up rubber bands* *sigh* this place is just so EMPTY without Tante...
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Advent 115
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posted February 22, 2006 07:59 PM
True. *sighs* But perhaps she can start to draw other customers like her.
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Advent 115
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posted February 22, 2006 08:37 PM
*sighs* Where is clod when I need him... Hmm, I wonder if anyone else will even come in tonight.... *shoulders slouch, head drops* I hate the slow hours....
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Tinros
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posted February 22, 2006 09:10 PM
Hey Advent! Heads up! *chucks book at advent* It's called "Food at a Bar and Grill". I thought it might give us some ideas.
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Advent 115
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posted February 22, 2006 09:15 PM
Hmmm, I'll look through it. In the mean time, I would like you think of a menu using OSC themes.
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Tinros
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posted February 22, 2006 09:17 PM
SIR yes SIR! *salutes* *pulls out pencil and paper* *proceeds to brainstorm*
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erosomniac
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posted February 22, 2006 09:24 PM
Since it IS my birthday, I suppose I shall grace this thread with my presence. I need a vodka collins and a tanqueray/tonic, stat.
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Tinros
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posted February 22, 2006 09:27 PM
Happy Birthday, Eros! Unfortunately, Advent will have to make your drink. Can I interest you in something sweet in the meantime? Cookies, perhaps?
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erosomniac
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posted February 22, 2006 09:30 PM
Cookies are good - especially the peanut butter/chocolate chip variety!
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Advent 115
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posted February 22, 2006 10:10 PM
One vodka collins coming up. *mixes drink* Here you go, and happy birthday.
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Tinros
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posted February 22, 2006 10:34 PM
*ding!* Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip cookies are ready! Enjoy. *slides plate of cookies to Eros*
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erosomniac
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posted February 22, 2006 10:52 PM
Cookies, WHEEEEE! <eats cookies, consumes alcohol> And now, I'm off to the real world, where my friends are making lasagna and other things, and I have a case of Hefeweizen waiting for me.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 23, 2006 12:02 AM
*taps fingers impatiently* Oh, never mind. I'll come back another evening. *turns off lights. flips sign to "Closed". retrieves key from secret hiding spot under flower pot, locks door, and re-hides the key* G'night Hatrack!
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Tinros
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posted February 23, 2006 04:20 PM
*looks at bar and sighs* Not open yet...I want to work! *plops down in front of door and pulls out a harmonica, plays a wailing, mournful tune* Sigh... Maybe Tante will come and keep me company... *continues playing jailbird tune*
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Tinros
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posted February 23, 2006 07:34 PM
*continues wailing on the harmonica*
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 23, 2006 07:53 PM
I heard some harmonica music and thought I'd see what was up. Where did you learn to play so soulfully, Tinros?
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Tinros
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posted February 23, 2006 08:02 PM
I've been through a lot, Tante. Glad you could join me. Want a drink? I'm afraid, since Advent hasn't opened the door, I can only get you tap water.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 23, 2006 08:49 PM
<sotto voce> The key is under the flower pot! <retrieves key from under the flower pot. unlocks door. re-hides the key beneath the flower pot.> Come on in!
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Tinros
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posted February 23, 2006 09:00 PM
Haha, Tante, you crack me up. Now, can I make you a drink? Care for a CHildren of the Mocha? or would you like plate of warm cookies and a glass of cold milk?
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 23, 2006 09:06 PM
Well, Advent keeps the drinks locked up. But I know where the key is hidden! <reaches up to the overhead glass rack. gropes.> Here it is! Allow me to pour for you! Would you care for a warm chocolate milk?
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Tinros
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posted February 23, 2006 09:15 PM
mmmmm.... yes, please! *puts a couple bucks in the register* I DO have integrity, you know.
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 23, 2006 09:24 PM
Bucks? Oops. I've been paying with futuristic science fiction "credits". Or does he take both cash and credit?
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Tante Shvester
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posted February 23, 2006 09:27 PM
Well, as long as I'm warming up some milk for you, I might as well make me a nice warm drink. I think a nice spiced apple cider would do the trick. Shall we have oatmeal cookies with that? <pokes around under the bar for Advent's stash of cookies> Cookie Dough! Would you rather I bake it into warm cookies, or should we just eat it as is?
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Advent 115
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posted February 23, 2006 09:33 PM
I appologize for the late arival but (real life) work kept me busy. Now, can I get anyone anything to drink?
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posted February 23, 2006 09:35 PM
And Ms. Shvester, if you ever try to get into the booze before I arive then I'll start charging you more.
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posted February 23, 2006 09:37 PM
*begins mixing drinks*
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