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Geekazoid99
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Yay a Haiku compition
Can i get a order of fries
Oh do you need a judge
(not meant to be a haiku don't say anything)

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Tante Shvester
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[Monkeys] [Kiss]
[The Wave]
[Group Hug]

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Tinros
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Tante, you're truly great.
but... [Party]
I am much better.

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Tinros
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Here are your fries, Geekazoid.

*slides hot plate of fries down the bar*

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Mind if I join you?
Very first post is haiku--
rhyme not intended...

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Geekazoid99
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Mmm Fries
*grabs fires*
Ouch Ouch hot plate
*eats ravinously*
ahh delicious

Tinros can you get me a Descolada Delight please (I know you know where the key to the alcoholic bevrages are)

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Infrared
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How about a making a Coca-Bean?
Coca-Cola with a hint of chocolate, perhaps in either an under- or over-sized glass?

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Tinros
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Sorry its taken me so long guys.

Geekazoid, I'm a law-abiding JUNIOR bartender. No alcohol while Advent isn't here.

Infared, ask Advent. I'm not in charge of the menu.

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You wouldn't happen to have any bier nuts, would you? No one serves them any more, but..
*puppydog eyes*

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Now I read it again, chocolate and Coke sounds like a not-so-good drink. I didn't want to associate poor Julian with an illicit drug, so opted for cocoa beans instead.
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Tinros
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bier nuts? let me check...

*goes into back room*

*shout of triumph*

*runs out into bar*

Found some! Here ya go.

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Advent 115
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The bartender has returned. Now can I get anyone anything to eat or drink?

And good job on keeping the place well tended while I was away Tinros. I'll make sure you get a bonus for it.

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Tinros
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Three Cheers for bonuses!

But...

Where am I supposed to spend all these cyberbucks I'm earning? We need a Hatrack Mall...

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Advent 115
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Does that mean you want me to take back your cyber 2006 Mustange GT (in which I pay for the gas)?
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Advent 115
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*hums to self while lighting fireplace*

*returns to bar and begins cleaning drinking glasses* [Cool]

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Tinros
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oh, heavens, no, Advent. I enjoy the car. There are plenty of roads around here. I enjoy long drives with the summer breeze flowing through my hair, the smell of the flowers as I drive down the parkway...

I just can't find the mall.

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Advent 115
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Where did all of our customers go?
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*cough* Ammersmat *cough* make it a drink *cough*
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Advent 115
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No. But I'll make you one.

*mixes drink* Here you go.

How are you today mr. Retculum?

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Tinros
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Advent, check your email. I sent you a few ideas for smoothies.
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Tinros
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*unlocks door*

*flips sign to open*

Now serving non-alcoholic drinks! Come and get 'em!

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Advent 115
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I have just added all but one of your ideas to the menu.

Very good work Tinros, I would also like you to try some for Rabbit, Rat, and Lion.

Now, can I get anyone anything to eat or drink?

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*lights fireplace, starts grill*

Hmm, where are all of my customers?

Tinros, are you here?

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I'm here, Advent.

Can I make YOU something?

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Hmm, let me see you make a.... FlashSuit Tide
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*grinds ice and adds berries*

Here ya go, boss. Enjoy!

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*sips drink, takes another sip*

Hmmm, not bad. Needs more blueberrys next time. But a pretty good first.

Now, where are my customers?

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Tinros
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Yes SIR!

I don't know where they all went. Normally Tante would at least stop in, but she hasn't been here all day. As a matter of fact, NO ONE has. hmm.

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Someone should have at least knocked on the door. hmm... maybe because it's a saturday?
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Advent 115
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Wow. Haven't seen you in the bar for a while. And what are you talking about? Every one of my customers love the decor. From the fireplace and lounge area, to the new booths I put in place for the new grill. That way the bar & grill can also function as a small restaruant.

Can I get you anything to drink?

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Maybe.
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Who are you talking to, Advent? I can't see any messages. Or is the Rack glitching?
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I was talking to you Tinros. I mean no one else is here. (the maybe because its Sat)
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Hey guys! Saturday is my Sabbath, so I don't get on the computer until after the Sabbath is over, well after sundown.

But I'm here now!

I think I'll just make myself comfortable.

<sits on squishy sofa near the fireplace>

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*walks over to couch* Can I get you anything to eat or drink Ms. Shvester?
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Something warm, maybe. What do you think I'd like?
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To eat or drink?
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TANTE!

<---proud she remembered again

Welcome back!

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[Kiss] Thanks, Tinros. You make me so happy.

Advent, I think I'd like a warm drink to start.

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*snaps fingers* Tinros, make sure that Ms. Shvester gets anything she needs.
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Here is your hot chocolete and cookies Ms. Shvester.

Can I get you anything else?

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*salutes* sir yes SIR!

*fluffs pillow behind Tante's back*

*adds log to the fire*

Anything else you'd like?

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Thank you! I'm fine right now. I'm just in the mood to sip some hot chocolate and stare pensively into the flames.

<sips hot chocolate and stares pensively into the flames>

Sigh.

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Hey Advent, can I join her staring into the flames since there are no other customers?
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*smiles* Go right ahead Tinros, relax and take a load off. I'll take care of everything until more customers show up.
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Yay!

*curls up in chair next to Tante*

*sips hot chocolate*

hmmmmm... *contented sigh*

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There's room on the squishy sofa, if you'd like, Tinros.

<slides over a bit>

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*patiently cleans bar countertop* *goes in back and starts grill*

*sigh* I wish more peole would show up...

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Tinros, would you like some hot chocolate?
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Hey, are ya'll still serving food? I don't have the energy to look through the entire thread, so do you happen to have a menu laying around? Also, I'm on a low calorie semi-veg diet, what kind of healthy food do you have?
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