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Lindsay found the idea of death intensely amusing; when she started laughing softly to herself, others knew that it was time they backed away.
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Jilly could never tell when it was time to stop busting someone's chops, so she kept it up until someone took her aside. Morbo Posts: 59 | Registered: Jun 2003
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Squirrels and people in clown outfits found Bob intensely interesting because of the nutty balloon animal hats he always wore. Morbo
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They didn't just give her a name, oh no, that'd be too easy, they branded her with a word that would follow her around forever, with nearly as much psycho devotion as death or a very rabbid squirrel.
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As the greenpeace fund raiser rambled on and on, Jimbo thought to himself "Jeeez, when is this fruitcake goin' to give up and move on, didn't she see the gunrack in my pick-up?"
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As a lad, Bob decided to strike out on his own and has never been asked to play baseball since.
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The one thing that kept Bob going was the hope that his goldfish Burt, dead lo these many years, would be waiting for him in Heaven.
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"Man, I'm a playa's playa tonight, I'm bound to score" thought Willie as the girl laughed behind her hand.
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Bob proposed by saying "grow old with me," to which his future bride replied "that shouldn't take long."
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Bob was like a sore that would not heal so that one would eventually accomodate it, and even miss it were it to finally go away.
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He told her he wished he could wave a magic wand to make it all right, but never asked if she believed in magic.
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Bob was the kind of person who, after witnessing the miracle of the loaves and fishes, would've asked for a nice juicy cheeseburger and some fries, to go.
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On his death bed, the gasping old man (rarely introspective) looked back over his life and realized he had never fooled anyone about his real reasons for loving his poodles.
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Bob was the kind of person who would FedEx a birthday present to his mother's old address and spend the rest of the day trying to find a way to have it redelivered.
NOTE: This is actually happening as we speak. Arrrrrrgggggghhhhh!!!!
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Sometimes in life, you come across people with Egg Plant costumes for baggage; Nathan was one of those people.
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As Sal walked along the shore, it came to him that he could care less if he ever saw a technical acronym explained again.
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When the friendly stranger giving directions said "you can't miss it," Judith took it as a personal challenge.
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Bob spent most evenings begging people to play strip poker with him, and then purposefully losing.
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It was hard to appreciate the building's Ryuko leapt over given the booming grunts she exhaled as she did it.
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Annie spent several years of her early adulthood giving off the impression that she had a severely busted chop.
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Annie was the type of gal who'd sprint right past the fun and the mental, and dive straight into the ism.
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Bob spent a great deal of time mentally composing insulting letters to local government leaders.
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Fred Jones was worn out caring from caring for his ashen, screaming and crying wife during the day; he couldn't sleep at night for fear that she, in a stupor from the drugs that didn't ease the pain, would set the house ablaze with a cigarette.
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The smug, soulless and vapidly diabolical headmaster thought desultorily of how easy it was to toy with defenseless children and have them goose-stepping along like little storm-troopers and rolling over on their bunkmates like stray dogs; then he counted his money again and just couldn't stop laughing.
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Bob is like a Slinky . . .. not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see him tumble down the stairs.
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