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Jeromy went through several lipsticks a month writing obscure warnings backwards on storefront glass.

Bob only started games he knew he’d beat everyone at.

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No, it's just that I have my gruff outer image to maintain. I have to keep my street-cred, you know. Like Eminem.

[Wink]

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Why don't you and greNME switch aliases Ayelar?

Now that would be funny.

My little game wouldn't hold a candle to that.

[ June 30, 2003, 12:20 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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Morbo stepped out of character more times than he liked to admit.
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Morbo stepped out of character more times than he could count, which is why no one suspected the perspicacious Advice for Robots.

[ June 30, 2003, 12:33 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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Jeromy did not necessarily know what "perspicacious" meant, but was a good enough writer to know when it would work in a sentence.
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Although Ayelar thought she fooled people with her gruff exterior, anybody who met her could tell she was really a softie at heart.
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Perspicacious means perceptive,huh --when am I ever going to need that,thought Morbo?

[ June 30, 2003, 12:40 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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Kayla was perspicacious, Then came the toddler years and it has been all downhill since.
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Ayelar was the kind of girl who would eat a heaping bowl of teeth for breakfast.
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Kayla's definition of perspicacious is "acutely insightful and wise." Other definitions are equally valid, she supposes, but this is the one that works best for her purposes.
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Bob was the kind of person who formed deep-seated resentments when others used his threads to hold personal conversations.

[ June 30, 2003, 12:45 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]

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Should I kill him or just wound him, mused Morbor about the kid who dug up his cable.
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Jeromy had a dictionary he carried in a belt holster; when people used big words on him, he’d smile and nod, then whip it out before they realized he was bluffing.
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This plan backfired on Jeromy when someone convinced him that "gullible" is not in the dictionary, and he just had to check.

[ June 30, 2003, 12:49 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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Bob spent the years 1972-1975 in an ashram learning to lick his elbows.
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Bob's elbow licking saved him time and time again.
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Morbo's Varley obsession was finally paying off.
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Fred confused the bum by asking for change before he could get his hand out.
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Sadly, menu pranks were the only thing that kept Steve going anymore.

(no off button---someday I'll tell why that's funny to me.)

[ June 30, 2003, 02:28 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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Morbo was the kind of guy who didn't have an off button.
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Following the beat of his own drummer, Nathan never was the star of the dance floor.
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Reuben had seen the warning signs; they were written in lipstick on his front window.
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Bob was the kind of person who would borrow a favorite book and return it 20 years later having never read it.
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Jose would snub girls as being beneath him, then turn and watch to make sure they noticed.

[ June 30, 2003, 03:19 PM: Message edited by: katharina ]

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Scott was the type of person who would sit and stare at the computer screen trying to figure out a clever one line discription of himself, finally deciding that there just were not enough words in one line to correctly describe how he honestly felt about his perfect self.
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Tom was the kind of guy who'd never seen a side of himself he didn't like.
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Bob had a green thumb which the doctor removed in the nick of time.
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Bob carried a cushion to sit on wherever he went.
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Bob was "godlike" in the sense that all humans were created in God's image.
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For Vito, it was not a question of "is stealing wrong," but rather "which bank has the weakest security? and are there good escape routes?"
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When Abby was one she learned how to make a leaping grab at her older sister's hand and end up with her sister's sandwich.
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Gawain had a raven named Poe tethered to his gauntleted wrist, as the nobles of Arimathea had once done with hawks; they spoke to each other but not in words.
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Annie was the type of girl you just longed to see in the yellow pages.
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Annie was like a ninja star - multi-faceted and sharp.
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Annie was like a ninja star - multi-faceted and sharp
and considered a concealed weapon.

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That's what all my exes say, at least... [Smile]
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Belle's rule of thumb had always been that you could say the worst things about someone and it's ok as long she said " but bless her heart!" afterward

stolen from Cate Blanchett interview about the gift.

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Gawain had a raven named Poe tethered to his gauntleted wrist, as the nobles of Arimathea had once done with hawks; they spoke to each other not in words but by nibbling.
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Flish was the sort of person who couldn't discriminate among "veiled", "backhanded", and "over the top", bless his heart.
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When in doubt, flish.. overdo it.
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Bob resented the fact that Nick sometimes referred to him as "Doctor Green Thumb".
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At the first sign of trouble, Flish was the first to jump overboard.
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Annie became a star ninja after showing up at the dojo with sequins sewed onto her tabby boots.
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At the first sign of trouble, Flish was the first to jump overboard, and somehow you could tell he would pull you out to get back in.
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Flish believed in teaching others to swim the old-fashioned way.

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Flish was the kind of guy who had to consult his own name tag when introducing himself.
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Nick always said he had a license to kill, but he left it in his other pants; however, many wondered if he even had another pair of pants.

Nick played video games like they were his life, and played life like it were a hobby.

Nobody agreed with him, but they keep nodding their head so they can prolong the silence.

Nick's quest to find a girlfriend was like shooting fish in a barrel--with a squirt gun.

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"Finally!," thought the mother as the last of the little thieves left for school.

[ July 01, 2003, 06:20 AM: Message edited by: Amy Wong ]

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Justin would forget to call Nathan, but would proudly announce to him that he and others had a great time without him.
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