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Amy Wong
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Although few bought into it, Darrol would proudly intoduce himself as an astronaut.
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Lindsay found the idea of death intensely amusing; when she started laughing softly to herself, others knew that it was time they backed away.
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Jilly could never tell when it was time to stop busting someone's chops, so she kept it up until someone took her aside.
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Squirrels and people in clown outfits found Bob intensely interesting.
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Squirrels and people in clown outfits found Bob intensely interesting because of the nutty balloon animal hats he always wore.
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Kira was the sort of girl who would force cats to sit on her lap for the company.
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Kira was the sort of girl who would force cats to sit on her lap and juggle for the company.
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[ July 01, 2003, 09:26 AM: Message edited by: Amy Wong ]

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They didn't just give her a name, oh no, that'd be too easy, they branded her with a word that would follow her around forever, with nearly as much psycho devotion as death or a very rabbid squirrel.
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As the greenpeace fund raiser rambled on and on, Jimbo thought to himself "Jeeez, when is this fruitcake goin' to give up and move on, didn't she see the gunrack in my pick-up?"

[ July 01, 2003, 09:51 AM: Message edited by: Amy Wong ]

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As a lad, Bob decided to strike out on his own and has never been asked to play baseball since.
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haha good one

Kathleen always wondered why her friends never came by anymore, because she never read obits.

[ July 01, 2003, 09:43 AM: Message edited by: Amy Wong ]

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The one thing that kept Bob going was the hope that his goldfish Burt, dead lo these many years, would be waiting for him in Heaven.
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"Man, I'm a playa's playa tonight, I'm bound to score" thought Willie as the girl laughed behind her hand.
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Bob proposed by saying "grow old with me," to which his future bride replied "that shouldn't take long."
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Janine waited impaitiently to see the rock as her boyfriend just couldn't seem to wrap up the proposal.
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(Bob, this is a fun game.. I've never tried it and it helps imagination and writing both.)

[ July 01, 2003, 10:50 AM: Message edited by: Amy Wong ]

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Bob was like a sore that would not heal so that one would eventually accomodate it, and even miss it were it to finally go away.
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As the 6th grader shook the dirt off and dazedly looked around, little Timmy could somehow tell he was going to see the Tooth Fairy tonight.

[ July 01, 2003, 11:59 AM: Message edited by: Amy Wong ]

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He told her he wished he could wave a magic wand to make it all right, but never asked if she believed in magic.
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"Now's my chance!" , yelled Stevie as the babysitter went outside with her cell.
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Bob was the kind of person who, after witnessing the miracle of the loaves and fishes, would've asked for a nice juicy cheeseburger and some fries, to go.

[ July 01, 2003, 12:43 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]

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On his death bed, the gasping old man (rarely introspective) looked back over his life and realized he had never fooled anyone about his real reasons for loving his poodles.
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Bob was the kind of person who would FedEx a birthday present to his mother's old address and spend the rest of the day trying to find a way to have it redelivered.

NOTE: This is actually happening as we speak. Arrrrrrgggggghhhhh!!!!

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Sometimes in life, you come across people with Egg Plant costumes for baggage; Nathan was one of those people.
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too bad about Fedex

As Sal walked along the shore, it came to him that he could care less if he ever saw a technical acronym explained again.

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Dan was the type of person who cursed Bob for creating this thread when Dan had so much work to do.

Dan often laughed out loud for reasons none but him knew, and this scared everyone, even Dan.

Dan Raven had a noble named Poe tethered by the wrist, as the nobles of Arimathea had once done with hawks.

Dan was so ugly, inside and out, that God considered making an 11th commandment--"Thou shalt not Dan".

He collected matchbooks of places he had never been and kept them in the back of his closet where their siren call could barely be heard.

He was stupid with a capital Z.

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When the friendly stranger giving directions said "you can't miss it," Judith took it as a personal challenge.
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Belle had always wanted to see Paris, but they wouldn't hear of it.

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Bob spent most evenings begging people to play strip poker with him, and then purposefully losing.
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Belle put the curve in the Bell Curve.
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the Professor yearned for his misspent youth, then counted his birthday candles on two hands.
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Abby tried so hard that it was sometimes hard to tell if she was trying.
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Nathan got misty eye'd listening to songs like "Do you know the muffin man."
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It was hard to appreciate the building's Ryuko leapt over given the booming grunts she exhaled as she did it.
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Nathan's chronically misty eyes obscured his excellent taste in music.
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Annie was the type of girl who put the fun in fundamentalism.
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Annie spent several years of her early adulthood giving off the impression that she had a severely busted chop.
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Annie was the type of girl who put the mental in fundamentalism.
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Annie was the type of gal who'd sprint right past the fun and the mental, and dive straight into the ism.
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Flish liked to shamelessly mock other people's self descriptions, but he was good at it. [Big Grin]
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Mock-flish was the soup de jour.
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Flish was the kind of person for whom tedium was an intriguing dictionary-look-up.
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Slowly but inexorably, trivia became a cruel mistress to flish.
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Bob spent a great deal of time mentally composing insulting letters to local government leaders.
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Sooner or later, the thought police were bound to catch up with the infamous Bob.
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Fred Jones was worn out caring from caring for his ashen, screaming and crying wife during the day; he couldn't sleep at night for fear that she, in a stupor from the drugs that didn't ease the pain, would set the house ablaze with a cigarette.
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The smug, soulless and vapidly diabolical headmaster thought desultorily of how easy it was to toy with defenseless children and have them goose-stepping along like little storm-troopers and rolling over on their bunkmates like stray dogs; then he counted his money again and just couldn't stop laughing. [Mad] [Mad]

[ July 02, 2003, 12:23 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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When Katharina was waxing especially poetic, she would begin to quote Ben Folds Five songs.

"She's like the wind, and that boy couldn't sail." —Tonic, "Mr. Golden Deal"

[ July 02, 2003, 12:12 PM: Message edited by: Jon Boy ]

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George put the "Oh! Gee!" back in Orgies.
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Bob carried two steel-wool pads in his underarms for "protection."
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Bob is like a Slinky . . .. not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see him tumble down the stairs.
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