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ElvenWench
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Man, it's slow in the tavern on the weekends! Where is everyone?

Guess I'll pass the time categoring all the wine in the cellar, to make room for what they brink me back from Rivendell.

JaneX, they already set out, but I bet you can catch them. Take the bay mare in the stables, she's quick and surefooted. You'll catch them for sure.


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T_Smith
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I must go to the slopes of mount doom for 2 nights. I will return tuesday's eve.
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Maethoriell
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Take Gollum with ya..
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Actually, if you want to hit the slopes, I recommend Caradhras. It's always snowy there.
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Maethoriell
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I'd prefer The Misty Mountains...rocky but not that cold or snowy.
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Okay, thanks Belle.

*takes the mare and gallops after the group*

~Jane~


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Wigg the Wizard
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Silly Wenches. Caradhras is in the Misty Mountains. And although it might be fun for is Wizard Bachelors to see the bloopers of that skiing trip, I wouldn't recommend it. Caradhras is like a "black-hole" black diamond difficulty level.
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Vána
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*dances along the yard and up to the Tavern*

Hmm...it's rather quiet in here. Good thing I back!

*sings quietly*

Oh, good, there's some rabbit stew left in the kitchen. I'm hungry! Ohh...and cobbler. Yum!


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Fael
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Hey guys, is that JaneX coming up behind us?
Yep and she has a horse.
Now we can bring back a lot more stuff!!


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Chess
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*wanders in*
Ahh...
*remembers first trip into tavern*
Man...
*sits*

*gets up*

*leaves more diamonds for Fael*

*walks out*


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T_Smith
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*Sits back and grabs some food*

*stares off into the night, thinking thoughts too deep to tell*

*sighs*

Now where is that fiddle.....


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Vána
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*notices T_Smith picking up his fiddle*

May I sing with you?


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T_Smith
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Happy 16th day of Winterfilth everybody!

Sing along if you know the words to: What shall we do with the drunken hobbit.

whose lyrics are:


(Em)What shall we do with the drunken hobbit.
(D)What shall we do with the drunken hobbit.
(Em)What shall we do with the drunken hobbit.
(A)Early in the (Em)morning.

Aye Aye up he rises
Aye Aye up he rises
Aye Aye up he rises
Early in the mornin.

Cast him into Mount Doom Till he's sober
Cast him into Mount Doom Till he's sober
Cast him into Mount Doom Till he's sober
Early in the morning.


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*catches up to Rivendell group, muttering something about leaving people behind*

~Jane~


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Maethoriell
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::joins in::
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T_Smith
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2 months!!!!
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Oooh, cool song, T.
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Vána
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*sings enthusiastically*

This is so much fun! Any more songs for us, T_Smith?


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Olivet
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The group has arrived at Rivendel, and is having a blast.

Elrond only got his glower on at first, but then he warmed up a bit. We had him singing like a drunken dwarf last night. Don't let elves fool you-- behind all that mystery and aloof sorrow, they're just like the rest of us.


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Maethoriell
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just curious but what age are we in?
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ElvenWench
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The tavern exists on a different plane. So, we can have Aragorn and the other rangers stopping by at the same time Finrod drops in for an ale.

It's pretty much anything goes. Last time the tavern was open we even had jedis dropping by. :rolls eyes:


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Vána
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Yeah, that was a hoot!

I did, however, really enjoy the fleet of Elven sailors who showed up for a while.

And all those Rangers....

*sighs*


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zgator
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quote:
I did, however, really enjoy the fleet of Elven sailors who showed up for a while


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Vána
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Whoa! That does sound kinda bad.

I enjoyed...

No, that doesn't work either.

Hmmm...

No, still bad...


Oh well!


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Just remember, now that you're married, no more fleets.
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Olivet
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But Lime was an elven sailor, right?
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Vána
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Of course!
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T_Smith
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Picks up an apple beer. I wonder if apple beer is just a Utah thing. Apple beer is friggin awesome!! Its non-alcoholic of course. Any chance that I could get a pint of apple beer?
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*hands T_Smith a tankard*

Some apple beer for you. I also have some nice non-alcoholic wine in the cellar. Yeah, I know it doesn't sound that appealing but we elves really know how to work with wine. You'll love it.


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Maethoriell
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'ndeed...I like the carbonated grape juice..mm..
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T_Smith
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*Thanks ElvenWench*

Ahhh, the moon is out and the lamps have been lit.

*sips Apple Beer while rocking next to the fire chanting verse*


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Fael
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Hey Jane... Want to explore Rivendale? I know an elf that will show us some good sights. It will make a good story when we get back to the tavern. Elvenwench will want to hear all about it!

*Throws on hooded cloak and slips out the door thinking "I love a good adventure. Maybe I can find a good gift for all the wenches left at home"

I just wish I had more diamonds


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ElvenWench
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*hums to herself while making preparations for lunch*

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Vána
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Hello ElvenWench! Can I help with lunch?

*busies herself in the kitchen, dressed in her "wench duds"* (heee...thanks Olivet!)


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*sniffs*

What cha got cookin?

I have excellent veggie chopping abilities.

Need help?


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The green hills fade as day drifts by
A faceless man lights up the sky
A shadow creeps over our little tavern
Logs in the fire, continue to burn.
A man and his fiddle go and sit down
And strikes up a tune, and lights up the town.
No talk of war, no talk of hate
Just a hot meal upon a white plate
Seagulls float over the waves of the sea
People entranced by the man's melody
No animals stir, except for the owl
Who sits just outside, when he's on the prowl.
Another day gone now, another day worth it
But the sun has gone, and the candles are lit.

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T_Smith
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Good afternoon everyone! Hope we are having a happy and productive day, today!
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Maethoriell
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That was a random thought for the random thread.
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*goes out into barroom to serve drinks*
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I'm so depressed.
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T_Smith
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Awwww... did your staff break again?
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Fael
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*wakes up and looks around*

Something doesn't feel right....
I feel trouble brewing....


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Saruman
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No... I don't think anyone likes me.
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T_Smith
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Well, you did ally yourself with the dark lord and attacked Helms Deep....

People don't like our resident happ'nin wizard bachelor? Impossible. I like you, in that we are good friends and not gay sort of way.


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Cool. Sounds good to me.

*throws on cloak and follows Fael*

~Jane~


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Saruman
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Jane! I'm depressed, and I need cheering up.

Thanks T. What do you think I need to do to get more friends?


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T_Smith
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Kill all who oppose you!! Er... I mean, stop being a bachelor and settle down with a nice wench. I hear they are great cooks.
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I don't think the wenches like me.
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Well thats cause you leave the seat up!

My mother always said: to make friends try being friendly.


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What if i have gas?
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