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Maethoriell
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I'd like to listen too!
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Sharkey
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I'm regret to inform you I will not be able to attend WenchCon next year.
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Sharkey
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Although I will accept donations from the wenches to fund a trip if they really want me to come.
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*snickers at Legolas*

Thats Ok, legolas, you can always chill with us in the Wizards Bachelors Pad...

Unless they turn it all poofy for the wedding...


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ElvenWench
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We'll miss you Sharkey.

We'll probably leave the bachelor pad alone, but the rest of the tavern will be VERY poufy for the bridal shower.


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Fael
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Poufy is just what this place needs for a bridal shower!

Count me in on the decorations.


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Cor
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: wanders in, looks around, wonders if she will be welcome here...:

:smiles hesitantly:


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Fael
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Hi Cor, come on in. I am sure we have an extra bedroom upstairs for a new wench.

Stick around we're getting ready for a bridal shower later...

Right now come on and sit by me at the fire and have some hot chocolate. I think we bothe need it from the week end we had.


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Cor
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You can say that again, Fael, and the hot chocolate smells wonderful. I just arrived from the local schoolhouse and it's freezing in my classroom.

Bridal shower, eh? Always up for a good bridal shower! Will this one be frilly or raucous? Who's getting married?


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Fael
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Last week Tammy announced she was engaged.

We are decorating "poufy" to quote Belle. But you can bet we'll degrad from there.


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Can I suggest plaid poufs? They're lovely. Particularly blue and green tartan, but I'm sure they come in "blush" and "bashful" . . .

Q.


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Cor
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Ah...congrats to Tammy! And what might she like as a bridal shower gift?


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Vána
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The Elves haven't stepped up yet, so I will offer to sing for you all.

I think it will ease my soul as much as it may ease yours.


I think that decorating for a bridal shower will also help ease our souls.


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Cor
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: wants to join in the singing, if allowed :
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Vána
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I would love to have you sing with me, Cor.

Welcome to the Tavern.


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Cor
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Thank you Vana.

:demonstrates singing ability with high, lilting voice that doesn't sound like it could possibly come from someone with such a seemingly dark personality:


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^Saudade^
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*sneaks in, and leaves this, stuck in one of the walls, then disappears*

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Fael
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Hey look at this picture of Legolas!

I wonder where the elves are today.


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ElvenWench
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Hi Cor! (This is Belle in my wench-guise)

Welcome to the tavern, I hope you like it as much as we do.

The elves will be back later, I sent them on some errands. I'm almost out of champagne in the wine cellar, and you can't have a bridal shower without some champagne punch. Elrond has the best champagne around, so the elves are going to Rivendell to collect some.

I also sent a few of the Lorien elves back home to get some more of Galadriel's special-blend strawberry bubble bath.


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Toretha
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I think I saw a few of them in the baths-but I'm not sure, so many people, so much bubble bath-it was hard to be sure!
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Cor
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I have ten bottles of my famous blueberry champagne. I will happily donate them to the cause.
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MMmmm! Sounds delish!

I've just booked the Fellowship All-Male Revue for the bachelorette party. All the weapons, very little cloth.


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Cor
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:wants to know who the hatrack members of the all-male Fellowship Review could be imagined to be:

I vote Icarus in...of course, I don't know about sharing him with the rest of you...


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Jenny Gardener
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Cor, dear, the Fellowship means no Hatrack members.

The names are: Gandalf the Grey, who specializes in fireworks; Legolas Greenleaf, who knows how to hit the right target; Gimli, son of Gloin, who delves deep; Aragorn, son of Arathorn, who ranges everywhere; Boromir of Gondor, who is a doughty man; Frodo Baggins, who rises to his duty; Meriadoc Brandybuck, who is as merry as his name; Pippin Took, who gets his hands on things; and Samwise Gamgee, who knows about growing things.


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Cor
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ok, nevermind
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Head wench, you are the best.

::snags ranger and horse::
We're just going for a ride.

Ni!


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Fael
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Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gimli is going to be there.

I remember a fantasy at wenchcon that included Gimli


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ElvenWench
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I just want to be the first person to use the word "dingle" in the tavern.

dingle dingle dingle

That is all.


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Shan
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poppycock, i tell you, poppycock

do y'all have any room for forlorn fair maidens?


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Fael
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Dingle???

Why Elvenwench what a thought.


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Fael
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*wanders in, and sees the place is empty.

Empty and dusty!! We have all been much too busy elsewhere this winter.
Takes out broom and begins to sweep....


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*can't stop laughing at Jeni's post*
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Jenny Gardener
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Hmm? Dusty? Oh.

Sorry. I've just been a little distracted. Excuse me, boys.

And T_Smith.. I'm Jenny, the one and only. There's another poster who goes by Jeni, and people often get us confused. (added by edit)

[This message has been edited by Jenny Gardener (edited February 06, 2003).]


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Olivet
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Welcome Shan! There is always room, and maidens are seldom forlorn fo long.
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Olivet is very right.

Welcome, Shan!


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Daisy Bogel
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Hi all just a little hobbit lass to help with all the cleaning around here.
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Shan
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I feel better already - what can I do to help?

I'm pretty handy with a dustrag -


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does anyone still have room links from whichever dead thread they were on? we ought to give Shan an official room...even if we rarely mention them anymore
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Shan
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Oh, thank you - any quiet and warm nook will do for now - (yawns hugely)

oh - that looks perfect . . .

(takes self into corner, curls up in cloak, and promptly - and indelicately - apologies all - snores)


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*eyes daisy warily*

I suppose I could use some help in the kitchen. I assume you are good at Hobbit dishes? I've been the only Hobbit Wench for too long. I'd love a bit of company.

You look familiar. Have we met?


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Why thank you I'd be glad to help in the kitchen. It is time this place had another hobbit wench to spice things up.

*Looks Olivet over carefully*
You look familiar too, maybe we've met in another life???


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Look what I found, elf Wenches!

http://www.haldir-lives.org/


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* A particularly loud snort emanates from the corner. Shan abruptly sits upright, stretches and wanders over to peer at Haldir.*

"Ah - what a waste of elf warrior that was - I really don't understand Galadriel sometimes."

Shakes head, locates dustrag, and begins dusting.


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oh no, shan, you don't have to curl up in a corner. Go upstairs, there's some nice rooms up there-and there should be some empty ones with bathtubs left. And beds. And blankets. Just don't go down into the basement when the wizards are there...
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Shan
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Toretha - thank you! Any limit on hot water? Road dust . . . ick.
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And since this Tavern is outside time, Haldir can visit, as well as Boromir and Beorn, and well, you get the idea.

Shan, there are plenty of rooms free, one or two Hobbit-sized, and the rest for Big People.


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Daisy Bogel
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Miss Olivet may I have one of the hobbit sized rooms?

Do manyof the hobbits visit here?


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Olivet
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Of course, Daisy!

We had Bilbo for a good long time just recently, but we do get the Hobbits of the Fellowship quite often.

Especially Merry and Pippin, though Sam does bring in Frodo when he needs a rest from fretting over the poor dear.


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The rooms are cool. I love my room

Edit: Stupid UBB code.

~Jane~

[This message has been edited by JaneX (edited February 09, 2003).]


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