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Debbie was an all-powerful master computer set to take over the world and hoping no-one would remember where the switch was.
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Dan's singing was not a deadly weapon, but those listening to it wished it was, just to be put out of their misery.
Dan often fantasized that his life was a sit-com that never made it into syndication.
Dan had the military genius of Napoleon's dead rotting corpse.
Dan often strove for the wealth of Micheal Jackson, the spiritual convictions of Ghandi, and the chance to sleep with Madonna. Unfortunately as a child he ended up with the spiritual convictions of Madonna, the wealth of Ghandi, and Mr. Jackson kept looking at him funny.
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Bob didn't have a forked tongue, but his nose was decidedly cheese-grater shaped.
Bob was 100% behind the even-numbered commandments.
In high school, Bob was voted "most likely to be written up as a case study in The Journal of Modern Mortuary Science."
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Bob was the kind of person who loved fluff threads on the internet, and fluffy green mold in the refrigerator.
Dan was the kind of person who kept fluff threads in the refrigerator and fluffy green mold on his computer.
He was a fluffy green refrigerator mold that had evolved into a concious state that thought deep thoughts such as, "I wish I had a refrigerator too grow fluffy green mold in."
When they said that the fluff thread had a life of its own, they never guessed it was the life of a serial killer.
He collected the odd cereal boxes that came with TV cartoon characters, movie stars, and super heros on them. (Actually describes a coworker)
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Bob spent his days classifying injuries in automobile crashes based on the type of vehicle, the belt system used, and whether the vehicle had rolled over or not.
(sad to say, this is indeed the truth).
Bob died without having left a single fingerprint on any life.
In his blue blazer, long underwear, mask, fins and snorkel, Bob was one who was surely equipped for greatness.
Bob was fond of saying that things were "over the top."
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Dan's life was littered with the chocolate coated fingerprints left by Bob.
Dan spewed innuendo like a drunken frat guy spews used beer.
There were some gross images that once inflicted on the mind, were impossible to pry loose. Dan was one of those images.
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Jeff was as tall as a good sigh, with hair the color of burnt marmalade, but he had the personality of zesty taco cheese gone bad.
Dan loves to give descriptions that make no sense, but sound deep and thoughtful.
Dan makes no sense, but sells it as being deep and thoughtful.
Bob's biggest regret last weekend was that Janet flashed the right one, when the left was Bob's favorite.
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Phillip was the type who'd be immortalized in urban legends and stories told 'round the campfire.
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Bob was strangely excited by the fact that Nilsson Schmilsson has been re-released on CD after lo these many years.
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Jeff, don't turn this into another God thread.
God was the type of omnipresent person who, when he sat around the universe, enjoyed the idea that he sat around the universe.
Dan knew the secrets of political success, and strove with all his powers to avoid them.
Dan figured it was OK to laugh at God since, he believed that God giggled constantly at him.
Having no grammatical skills, even less mathematics, and no logic skills at all, George decided to be the education candidate.
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Bob was considered an excellent prospect for a long distance relationship or marriage after death.
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Bob was used to women sighing over him, but only recently discovered that it was mostly out of pity or remorse.
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Bob joined the KKK when he found out that the sheets were 800 thread count Egyptian cotton, but they kicked him out when he asked for Queen size.
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"Never again" were words that Jeffrey uttered all too often.
Jeffrey was like bubble wrap. He was clear and simple, he protected fragile things from harm, and little kids took a delight in trampling him.
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