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I am not only offended by your compliment, but also disgusted by your overuse of smilies; I consider overuse of smilies to be the use of one smilie.
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I'm offended that you'd consider them smiling. There's not a smile in the whole bunch of them.
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Oh, so I see how it is sarcastic....just because you're a green martian with no nose you think you can stick your tongue out at us humans because your better, eh? We'll just see about that....
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I am offended that you used my screen name when you used Chad's real name, even though my screen name IS my real name.
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Oh Good grief!!! Don't you people have a life? Cant you find anything better to do than malign and denigrate fellow human beings? I'm disgusted at the lot of you. Why don't you try posting something good about people instead of nitpicking at all the little sh*t? Grow up everyone and have a great day!
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I am belatedly offended at Boon's lack of knowledge about my female-osity. And also at the complete frivolity of this thread. Come on, guys, there are serious issues to be considered here!
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I'm offended that you would assume we're all human beings and that we have lives apart from Hatrack.
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Oh, right, Chad, because you exist only in a computer and on the Hatrack forum? Because you have no human form? Why don't you just go ahead and say you're a mini-Jane? You're so arrogant; it's incredibly offensive to the rest of us.
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From looking at your registration date, I'm offended that you presume to know what having Hatrack take over your life even means.
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I'm offended by you wishing it to be a good night! Why can't it be a bad night! Bad nights have rights too! Are you a nightist!?
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Are you suggesting that there are only two kinds of nights, good and bad. That kind of dualism is insulting to the critical thinking ability of every one on this form. Why I've seen moon lit nights, dark new moon nights when a comet sailed high in the sky, cold windy Montana nights that could freeze your toes off in a flash, warm sunny nights with swarming fire flies. I've seen nights filled with sirons and traffic accidents, dark foggy nights. Lonely nights, dull nights, spirited nights.
How could you possible reduce that to good and bad nights.
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Well at least you weren't offended by it. Which of course means that you have no right posting in this thread. I find it so insulting when hatrackers can't follow the simplest of rules.
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How dare you accuse me of breaking the rules? I was very much offended by it. So offended, in fact, that I saw no need to go to great lengths to describe how irrelevant it was, I simply dismissed it as beneath me. How dare you qualify my sense of offense and compare it to yours! I don't have to put up with your offendeder-than-thou attitude!
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I am deeply insulted that you made me bust out laughing after reading the term "Offendeder-than-thou attitude."
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Must you always deride those who are just trying to add to the English language? I can't believe you can't celebrate their bravery and imagination!
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I'm deeply offended that you should both compliment me in what is clearly a thread for taking offense.
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Don't be so vane as too assume that everything is intended as a compliment to you. Lost Ashes comment was clearly intended as a general praise of people who add to the English language. That you would see it as specific praise for you and your post is very offensive.
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Don't fret. I was so deeply offended by your post that I had to take a few minutes to cool down before responding.
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ElJay, when you referred to me as not even worthy of being post-seen by you, it made me feel very offended.
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I am also, for everyone's information, incredibly offended at how fast this thread is moving. Has it no sense of propriety? My goodness! A civilized thread would never expand at such a rate.
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Oh, and you just skip over my post like it wasn't even there. No one ever pays attention to me on this forum. I don't know why I bother posting.
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Elizabeth, I believe you purposfully misinterpreted my words, and I find that gravely offensive. It should be obvious that your post was simply not there when I began typing mine. How could you not understand that?
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I'm deeply offended that you would be offended at the speed of the expansion of offendedness. This entire offense thread serves the purpose of offendedness! Can't you see that? You offend me. I'm also offended that you would ignore me because you're too offended by me, when this is clearly the place to be offended. Therefore, being offended should be a good thing, but you offend me by considering it a bad thing. Which makes you a double... no, triple offender! How offensive.
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The Rabbit, because you have an article attached to your screen name, I feel offended. I am further offended by your lack of "I" talk, whch places ownership of the feelings back on the feeler. And I am further offended that in my response to you, my writing deteriorated.
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dh, You take offense at being ignored when people are responding to you left and right. Your have no idea what its like to be ignored. When people skip over your posts time and time again, then you might have something to complain about.
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Elizabeth, I am offended that you try to shift responsibility for your feelings onto dh and myself.
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I have used "I" as often on this forum as anyone else. Besides, its not about what I think or feel. Its not a matter of opinion - its a fact. Your posts are offensive.
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