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ElJay, when you post as quickly as The Rabbit, it makes me feel offended, but I am offended by the ACTION, not by you. I separate the offense from who you are as a human being.
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Elizabeth, I'm offended that you should try to cushion the expression of your offence to make it not so bad. Either have the courage to be truly offended, or don't be offended at all.
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The Rabbit, I am so offeneded that you would presume to claim your opinions are fact. Perhaps the rest of us don't agree? Does that matter to you in the slightest? I thought not!
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The Rabbit, when you continue to post at the same time after I politely mentioned that it offended me, I feel offended.
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You have insulted me once again. I can't "make" you feel anything. You feel what you choose to feel.
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I'm offended that you would blaim me for the simultaneous posting problem. Have you considered that you could be a fault here?
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But are you in fact offended? Or do you only feel offended? I take offense at the fact that your offense is entirely subjective.
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Elizabeth, I must back-track to let you know that I'm offended that you won't stick to your convictions but instead go changing your phrasing in response to me.
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The Rabbit, I did not say YOU make me feel any way, but your behavior has the effect of making me feel offended. I own that I feel this way, and that no one is responsible for my feelings but me. Therefore, i am offended that you felt that I felt that what I felt was befcasue of how you made me feel.
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Eljay, I'm offended by your total disregard for my post. You consistently get offended at things several posts behind, which others have already taken offense at. Have you no respect for the offendedness of other people?
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My feelings of being offended are multiplied tenfold ny the continuing simultaneous posting of others.
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I am offended that we are all trying to type so fast that we're not going back and fixing our typos. It is offensive that the overall quality of the language on Hatrack is being brought down by this thread.
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El jay, I am wicked offended by the fact that YOU fixed your typos, as it was better to have typos in a post about fixing typos. See what I meen?
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Its hard to imagine how the overall quality of hatrack could fall any further when people as so easily hurt. I am deeply wounded that friends should be brought to blows by such a simple game.
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Fine. dh and The Rabbit, your very presense offends me. Happy now? If so, that is also offensive. Preemptively.
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You are all interrupting me! Why are you trying to ruin the contextual background of my posts?
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I am offended by your presumption that you could preemtively be offended. I am preemptively offnded by your next responce.
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I am deeply insulted by your inappropriate use of the definite article associated with my screen name.
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I find it offensive that I'm collapsing in giggles so much over this silly thread. It's also very offending to me that I've put off going and making dinner at least three times by just responding "one more time." In fact, I am in such a turmoil over it all that I'm leaving. There! You've driven me off! I hope you're all happy! Posts: 7954 | Registered: Mar 2004
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I am offended by the fact that I have to go upstairs, and that when I return tomorrow, this post will be buried pages deep due to the continuous offensive nature of you all.
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I'm offended that Eljay should feel so offended at our offensively funny offendedness. The offensive offender offends the very offendedness of this offense thread.
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I am, one-last-time, offended by the fact that I thought that The Rabbit would mention the article.
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Well you don't need to worry about that with me. I offended by thousands of different things. Just be glad I don't list them all.
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I'm offended that you're not listing them all. I'm also offended that you took no offense in your last post. You may claim to be offended, but you certainly don't show it.
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Ha! I don't have to cook dinner, a friend called and I convinced him to bring over chinese takeout. Now I am offended that you all stormed off and left me.
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I'm offended that you couldn't come up with anything better than that. You've been offended by the same thing twice in a row. That shows an offensive lack of imagination.
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Oh come on! Aren't I laughing offensively enough for anyone? You're all a bunch of hard-hearted individualists who don't care anywhere near enough about what other people are doing.
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I'm offended that you think we should care enough to be offended at what you're doing. How rude, to impose one's existence like that on others.
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Frankly, I'm offended that you all played this game without me. I was on travel, which is offensive enough in its own right, and then to come home and find...well, THIS!
It is offensive in the extreme.
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Ketchupqueen, I am offended that you didn't ask Bob where the heck he got the expression "on travel?"
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I am offended that none of you are awake to be offended by me. It seems like everyone can;t make any decsions here. You are sitting on defense.
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