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Why would you assume we're all asleep? I don't suppose it ever occurred to you that we just couldn't be bothered responding to you? You're so offensive sometimes.
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I am so offended that you made a new age. Do you really think you are worthy of making a new page? You are not, making you presumptuos as well as offensive.
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Elizabeth, I'm offended that you think that was the last post, and that you're trying to turn this thread into another silly "last post" thread when clearly it is much more important and well crafted than that!
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I'm offended that after abandoning this thread as soon as it was created, now Bob thinks he can come back and tell US what kind of thread this is supposed to be!
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Excuse me? Who do you think you are? I haven't seen YOU posting in the last few pages, either!
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ElJay, I am offended by the fact that you did not simultaneously post with me, so that I could be offended by your simulataneous post.
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I'm deeply offended that you consider a two-minute lead "simultaneous." Get with the times, woman!
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Okay, now I'm doubly offended by the simultaneous posting AND the attempt to control my posting behavior in general. And I wasn't so much letting this post languish as "percolate." There's a difference. A vast, vast deferens!
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I'm offended that you failed to defend me. As for the puns, I find the best defense is naughty pine, so I'm missing Dana in the worst possible way!
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How am I supposed to be offended by that? Jeesh. Have you no imagination? I mean, really, I can't get all worked up over nothing. I can't believe the inconsideration of some people, giving me this sort of material to work with. What is the world coming to these days?
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I'm offended by your blaming your lack of imagination on me. If you can't take a challenge, go post in the hug thread.
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I'm offended that you dare to not be offended in this thread that is all about being offended. No being sad, please, just cheerful offendedness.
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I HATE YOU ALL! You give me no respect! Just because my name includes little! I happen to be quite normal sized! So there! Posts: 1401 | Registered: Jun 2004
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I'm quite offended by that totally unrelated and immature outburst. You are required to take offense at what was previously said, not the figments of your own imagination.
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quote: How am I supposed to be offended by that? Jeesh. Have you no imagination? I mean, really, I can't get all worked up over nothing. I can't believe the inconsideration of some people, giving me this sort of material to work with. What is the world coming to these days?
quote:I'm offended by your blaming your lack of imagination on me. If you can't take a challenge, go post in the hug thread
I'm furhter offended by the fact that you're making me repeat myself by repeating your previous offensive words.
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I'm offended that you didn't just quote your previous post, like I'd been kinda hoping you would, and instead felt the need to throw in extraneous comments.
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We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting. By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more.
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I'm deeply offended that the previous poster, who has offended me too greatly to even make me want to name him, completely sidestepped the rules and purpose of this thread in not being offended at anything, and furthermore, not even making reference to something that was recently posted. How utterly inappopriate.
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how DARE you make a post that long just so i had to read it's lengthyness. I have a good mind to call the authorities!
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Oh, right, because you're such an expert on everything, aren't you, Turgan? I love how you just assume that WW doesn't know anything about JC. I mean, they could have known each other for years. You just never take time to find these things out, do you? It's offensive.
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did they give you permission to shorten theirn names to their first letters, Fyfe? How about you having a little consideration and ASKING someone to do something like that to their thought out names next time, ok?
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I am offended that your telling him to talk to me! How do you know I would like to talk to him?
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I'm offended at how unoffensive this thread actually is. You are all really unoffensive. How offensive.
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I'm offended by the fact that you are so unoffended by us. No one is as offensive as you; oh, no, heaven forbid you weren't the best at something. It's always been about you, hasn't it? We just have to sit here and get offended by Your Offensiveness and are not allowed to get offensive back. Argh!
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Oh, come on. People try to voice an opinion here and they just get jumped on. Always. How charming.
I don't know about anyone else, but I find that offensive.
Which isn't to say I'm defending anyone either. I think it was incredibly rude to say that this thread isn't offensive. God knows some of us are trying to be as offensive as possible. What kind of person belittles other people's best efforts?
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Honestly, do you have to be so volitile in not defending a single person? Is there no one with whom you share an opinion? Your individuality offends me.
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And what's wrong with being an individual? Last I checked we weren't exactly a hive mind. If you don't have the spine to stop following the crowd, at least give those who do a little respect!
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Are you deliberately understanding sarcasticmuppet? How do you know it was an attack on all individuals? Don't generalize!
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