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knightswhosayni!
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::swipes Lembas, two roharrim horses, and a ranger::

We're going to go....hunting. yes, that's it, Hunting.

::races into woods before Roharrim find out she has thier horses::

Ni!


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Pixie
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::all the Rohirrim start out the door in haste::

KWSNI!!!! The Rohirrim ALWAYS notice, and now they've gone away. Kwsni, please bring back the horses. You can keep the Ranger for now, but the rest of us would like the Rohirrim back so that they can continue to... uh... help us clean up the bathtubs. Yeah, that's it. We've been using them so much lately that they need a good cleaning.


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T_Smith
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You guys want to play this game, then fine.

*starts cleaning tubs*

How do you like that? Oh yea, watch me work it, now. Cleaning the tubs. Whuuuuu!!!


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Pixie
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Somebody certainly came out of the basement on the wrong side of the staircase.

T_Smith, go enjoy yourself with the rest of the guys.


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*sits down at the bar*

An elven ale, please. Maybe two.


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knightswhosayni!
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::comes back sulking, and without horses, since the rohirrim took them back::

Silly rohairrim, no fun at all... who d'they think takes care of their horses when they're here, anyway?

Stupid ranger...playing all innocent...oh sure, I MADE him come. ::scoffs::

::wants a rohirrim horse::

::would actually settle for any horse at the moment::

: outs::

Ni!

[This message has been edited by knightswhosayni! (edited November 22, 2002).]


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kwsni, there are better ways of getting Rhohirrim horses.

*takes ni to the side to explain the benefits of baths, and their effects on Rohirrim*


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I can't tell wether that was a sexual innuendo or an insult saying that Ni is starting to smell.... Seeing as how the second is a lie...
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Toretha
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well, if the second isn't true, then that only leaves the first as an option....
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::doesn't mind smelling like a horse::

Come to think of it...I don't mind anyone smelling like a horse.

::Grabs cute Rohirrim and heads for bathtub::

Ni!


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*wonders why everyone seems to have problems spelling "Rohirrim"*

~Jane~


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T_Smith
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A nice bump, if ever I saw one...
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Hey everyone! It's getting cold - I've brought some nice warm soup. Help yourselves!
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Yum! Soup!

Thanks Vana...you're a darling of a wench!

I plucked some wild flowers to spruce up the place.


*hums to herself while putting the flowers in a rinsed out ale jug*


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Tammy
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Fall wild flowers that is.


*I do know a charming little ole lady deep in the woods that can whip us up a dose of spring daisies if we really needed them*


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Pixie
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Mmmm... Thanks for the soup Vana! Thanks for the flowers Tammy!

::lights fires in all of the fireplaces::

There, that's better.


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Mmm...soup! Thanks, Vána!

*slurps soup*

~Jane~


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T_Smith
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*pssssshhhhh caaaaaaa*

Oh, sorry wrong thread. I forgot that over hear Im a hungry elf.

Gimme soup, m'lady.


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Pixie
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"Gimme soup, m'lady."

Well, I'll be... Slang and pleasantries in the same sentence. What is this world coming to?


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*stomps feet*

My but it's cold out there tonight. Snow!


*snuggles up to the warm fire*


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Yeah, it's cold out isn't it.

Vana does make some good soup.

Think I'll just curl up here in front of the fire and listen to some of the elves sing.


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mmmmm-soup! thank you!

*looks around for nice elf or ranger to cuddle with*


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Pixie
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Ack! What was the Tavern doing on page 5?!

::gets to work in kitchens::


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*pants*

someone help me please, I'm trying to drag all the Christmas decorations up from the cellar.


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::sends some of the kitchen hobbits to help elvenwench::

Hope that helps.


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I'll be happy to help with the decorations, as long as you don't need anything hung over 4 feet 11 inches from the ground.
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*goes to help Belle pull out the christmas stuff*

I'll help untangle! I love untangling!


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*surreptitiously places a menorah in the window, then goes to help Toretha untangle lights*

~Jane~


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It's okay, JaneX! We love having the menorah there! It looks great in that window spot.

Merry, Pippin - quit fooling around! You're supposed to help, not get tangled up in the lights yourself! Toretha and JaneX, see if you untangle those lads, will you?

Olivet, since you can't hang anything all that high, see if one of the rangers will help you put the star on top of the tree, would you?

And Faramir, I need you and Elladan and Elrohir to come back to the basement with me....we need to scrounge around in the dark for some more boxes.

I'll be back later, wenches!


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*helps with decorations*
Hey I heard there were goodies in the kitchen. I'm going to get some before I hit the books again.

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ElvenWench has been in the cellar for quite a while...I do hope she and the boys are alright!
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Vana, Elven Wench is a very decent...um....wench.... er... I mean, for a wench, she's decent. umm.. err...


I'd better go help with the decorations.


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LOL Kama.

Here you are Fael. I've had Gandalf bewitch the tray so that the food replenishes itself. Now you won't have to interupt your studying to eat. Good luck!


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Well, I'm back.

It took a lot of time and crawling around in some very dark, very close quarters. But it was successful, I found the boxes of ribbon.

*sits down and begins making bows for the garlands*


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Oy. *untangles Merry and Pippin*

Now come on, you two. Help me untangle the lights. Afterwards we can go have some of those goodies in the kitchen.

~Jane~


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*Humming while carrying a basket of chestnuts to the fireplace*

Oh, hello Gandalf. Your pinecones are beautiful as usual. I'll just roast some of these chestnuts if you don't mind sharing the fire.

*Settles down leg to leg with the wizard, he kneeling with multicolored pinecone, she kneeling with the roasting basket. Occasional giggling as Gandalf reminisces about "Fifteen birds in five fir-trees".


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Hey I've strung popcorn and cranberrys for garlands! I hope they are long enough.

There's hot mulled cider in the kitchen. Anyone want to help bake cookies?


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*bounces around on the trampoline*

Cookies sound awesome.


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LOl. I'll help you, Fael.

Since we're already on the subject of food, what would you all like to have for Christmas? Please keep in mind that we have limited kitchen help so nothing too big. On the other hand, I do have Gandalf's promise that he'll be whipping up something special for all of us.


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Paroge (puh-roh-gey(like key))!

Great stuff. Excellent stuff. Feeds millions of people with one batch. Goes great with sour cream.

Oh, and never make gulumpki (I don't know how to spell any of this stuff). Its cabbage rolls soaked in tomatoe soup. Very nasty stuff. Don't eat gulumpki.


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::will be making waldorf salad, becasue her father was dumb and didn't make it for thanksgiving::

Ni!


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*plugs in lights*

I think they're untangled now...


*grabs two Rohirrim to go fetch a Christmas tree in*

[This message has been edited by Toretha (edited December 08, 2002).]


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*straps sword to back*

Hey, Toretha...need an escort? I can ride, a little.


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A little?

Yeah, cmon, we need to get a really BIG tree-lets start hunting

*grabs another horse for Human*


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*mounts up*

Onward, to the Tree-Borne Hill!


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That's near Fangorn, we'd better check with the ents before cutting down any of those trees...
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I thought it was near Edoras!
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maybe so...ah well, lets go there!

*kicks horse*

I'll race you!


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*speaks to horse and leans forward in the saddle*

Let's RIDE!

*gallops past Toretha's poor, abused horse*


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