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No matter what he wore on the outside, Morbo's mind was always wearing flip-flops, cut-offs and a Pink Floyd T-shirt.
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Close to her breaking point, the aged Christine slowly backed away her computer's rather rude error messages..
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Desmond Finklesbaugh was a person who didn't have a pot to piss in or 2 nickels to rub together, but had a cell phone and a pager to stay in touch with "his people".
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Lenny was the kind of guy who kept his BSing to a minimum, and you rarely needed boots because it was only ankle deep, but then again, Lenny always dived in head first, too.
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Bob was the sort of person who would rip the page from the yellow pages every time he looked up a number, even at home.
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Annie was the type of girl to be offended when people she met didn't care that she once shook hands with Steve Wozniack.
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Lisa had been waiting all her life to be complimented, but had never had anything worth complimenting.
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Annie was the girl who used a Mac so faithfully she would throw guests in the trash can when it was time for them to leave.
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Flish had been waiting all his life to be complicated, but had never had anything worth complicating.
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After the 15,000th utterance, Gary decided to let the rainman have the wheel and prove what a good driver he was.
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Despite the 3000-21 label on his forehead, and the looming soundtrack, Flish downed the bottle of vitamins, kicked the door aside and strode out into the sunlight.
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Bob woke with a feeling of sheer joy which quickly turned into an overwhelming panic as he contemplated actually getting out of bed today.
Bob left so many important things to the last minute that when his time finally came all he had to offer was a big "I'm sorry" to the world.
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He was an odd sort of fellow, which is to say that there was only one of him, and if there were more than one of him, there would be three, or five, or seven.
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The Janeen one was my mom, and I thought of that phrase several years ago when I was trying to describe to my roommate why my mom was so good at her job and at being in charge of people.
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Bob kept his pet peeve in a little pet peeve cage by his bed where he could feed it and water it and train it to KILL, KILL, KILL!!!
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Bob's pet peeve was kept jerkined to his wrist as the knights of yore were wont'd to in many a tale, and communicated mainly by whining, with some bitching when the weather turned bad.
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"To die, to sleep; to sleep perchance to dream. Aye that's the plan" thought Morbo as he sharpened the thirty six inch long knife he called "Muffin".
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"Little Force" was his self-chosen Indian name, though he was not an Indian, never visited an Indian tribe, and really had not interest in Native American culture.
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Although he liked his muffin blade, Morbo saved it as a backup for close combat; his weapon of choice was his trusty neutrino laser (or NASEN) he fondly called "Siva." Posts: 6316 | Registered: Jun 2003
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quote: I'm Susan Ivanova, Commander, daughter of Andrei and Sofie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance, and the boot that is gonna kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart. I'm death incarnate and the last living thing that you're ever going to see. God sent me
OK. Its a bit more than 1 line, but its good. Babylon 5, 5th season, "Between the Light and the Darkness.
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Rivka was the sort of person who wondered if "jury of your peers" meant other mothers spending all summer with small children.
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Daniel said all the words he thought a father should so the kid would leave him alone to live his real life.
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Sam was an aging man who had been completely devoted to Mina his entire life.
Mina was a perfectly normal funnel web spider except that she was more than sixty years old, communicated directly into Sam's consciousness, and was the size of an adult human male.
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