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WmLambert
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Huge forehead? check out my huge green layers!

And for the whole family here is
a little write-up.

[This message has been edited by WmLambert (edited November 09, 2001).]


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Beautiful shade of green, Nice lookin' donkey...

You got me beat WmL.

Thanx ludosti. I'm going to have boy problems here real soon...

[This message has been edited by Theo (edited November 09, 2001).]


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I love looking at everyone's pics. I agree with those who said we are really a nice looking group. And it's great to put names with faces.

Bob, I love you as that purple teletubby.

Theo, nice looking family.


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Hey guys, I know Im bringing this thread up from the grave, but I thought you all might be interested and seeing pictures of me and my girlfriend.

We've been dating for about 2 and 1/2 years. I graduated in 99, she graduated in 01. She now is a freshman at OU, while Im here in cincinnati.

Let me know what you all think?

http://photos.yahoo.com/cyruseh


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"Clarinda"

What a beautiful name!

Lambert, you look absolutely great. In particular, I think that your ears are very vibrant and your gray fur is well groomed.


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Olivet
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What a charming couple! You guys both have such great smiles, and you look so happy.

Ah, young love!


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Pod
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Hey! another Ohioan! 'cept i go to OSU though i do know a bunch of people who go to OU. Cyruseh: you in school in Cinnci?
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I was going to UC, but now am just working. I got an associates degree but plan getting a bachelors eventually. Did you by anychance go to OU's halloween festival?
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This thread is incredibly long. I guess it just goes to show that humans are social animals interested a lot more in what people look like than in religion or politics or Harry Potter. But then again, a group of people that spends alot of its time online is probably starved for that kind of outlet.

And since the odds of anyone actually reading this is slim to none, I'm gonna put other stuff here as well. Kind of like shouting it out into a wide nothing. Sounding my barbaric yawp from the rooftops of the world (thanks Robin Williams).

Why do we have this fascination with bodily excretions? Like whenever I blow my nose, I always have to look at the Kleenex to find out what came out. I think it stems from this primal urge to always be looking for food. I think that itís to answer one of those basic questions that weíre always subconsciously asking ourselves. Like, weíll look at something and ask, ďCan I eat this?Ē and, ďCould this kill me?Ē and, ďCan I procreate with this?Ē A woman would fall under all three of these questions. A booger falls under just the first question. Some of you may remember you used to eat boogers; I know I did. Itís part of that curiosity with things that young children have. Wow, look what came outta my nose, wonder what it tastes like. Oh, itís edible, neat, wonder what else I can eat. Hmm, how Ďbout some dirt. Letís see, canít just eat dirt by itself, seems like more of a seasoning, like salt or pepper. Well, Iíve got some graham crackers right now, yep, that sounds good, dirt and graham cracker. Hmm, itís edible too. What a wonderful world. Thatís why youíre happy when youíre a little kid, subconsciously you think you can eat the whole world. And you donít know about many things that can kill you either. Nor do you worry about procreating. Later in life you find out you can only eat a small percentage of things in the world and you find out about a lot of things that can kill you and on top of all that you waste all of your time trying to get laid. No wonder we like to drink. Drinking is actually funny, itís something we can eat, but it can kill us, but itíll help us get laid. And that brings up another bodily excretion, vomit. I think thatís what this little essay is. Intellectual puke. I drink in some life until I get drunk off it and then itís all gotta come up.

It was hot and humid that day,
Permitting a thin gloss of sweat on her cleavage.
Thank you for low-cut tops, O Lord.
And our daily bread, and the crumbs
Which fall from her lips, settling
Absurdly on her breasts.

I wanna talk about the olden days. You never hear that word with anything else but days. Days and times, in olden times. But nothing else. Thereís no olden minutes. Gee, Jack, I hope we can put this misunderstanding behind us. -- What! It just happened a few minutes ago! -- Those were the olden minutes, Jack. That was way back in the olden seconds. Thereís no olden people walking around. A piece of stinky, olden cheese. Stinky molding cheese, sure. This milk has gone bad! --No, itís not bad, itís olden milk. In the olden days men were men. Itís like back then in the olden days you were a boy and then one day you shot a bear and screwed a broad and you were a man. Nowadays, I think thereís three stages. Thereís boy, and then before man thereís this guy period. Whatís up with that? Itís because thereíre no bears around anymore. We canít go out and shoot a squirrel and be like, ďYes, I am now a man!Ē Nope, not like back in the days of yore. Thatís another word that doesnít have any current meaning.

Pee is yellow, beer is yellow, but when you drink a lot of beer, the pee becomes clear. What the f@ck [edited for your reading pleasure] is going on there!

Donít you love finding money in your pockets? Oh man thatís the best.

I was opening this bottle of water and I notice on the cap an expiration date: Oct 2003. Apparently water can go bad! Holy shit! I feel terrible for the people who own beach-front property. Sure the salt preserves the water a little longer, but at some point, itís gonna start curdling and the stench will be awful. Of course, real estate agents will say, ďIt hasnít gone bad, itís olden water!Ē

Ok. And if you've read this far, I'll probably have more material in a few weeks.


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JaneX
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*backs slowly away from jehovoid*

~Jane~


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Jacare Sorridente
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Hmmm... I think Jehovoid failed to read my arguments on the "legalize Drugs" thread. I also think that I am glad no forms of bodily substance can travel through cyberspace, 'cuz if it could I think I'd have to find a new forum about now.
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actually, i think many people look at their bodily excretions not just because they are perversely fascinated, but to make sure everything is okay. you know, health wise and stuff.
i'll skip a few graphic examples of this...
justthink about it...

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Sorry guys, that "you show me yours" thing provoked me. As usual, I've shown too much.
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You have certainly done well for a crocodile.
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Jacare Sorridente
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You aren't kidding. I think I used up all of the allotted luck for my lifetime in winning my wife's hand and in my beautiful daughter. I reckon the rest of the young'uns will have to be as ugly as roadkill to make for a balanced family

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Oh, dear! Perhaps you could buy some luck from the fates by getting a really bad haircut or hideous sport jacket - then you might salvage one more cute child from it.
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Olivet
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What a lovely family!

Your little girl has such huge eyes, so beautiful.

Olivet <-- has daughter envy, as we only have sons.


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Jacare Sorridente
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Bonduca- That might work except for the fact that my innate bad looks alread balance out a portion of the good looks of the rest of the family. As it is my wife has thrown away all of my really ugly clothes from before we got married so she wouldn't be embarassed to be seen in public with me.
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You really do have a nice looking family. Your wife is very pretty and your daughter is unbearably cute. So much life in her eyes. (Lucky punk )
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Jacare,

That's not a notch-collar dinner jacket, is it?

Jeff


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Jacare Sorridente
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Jeff- I have about as much fashion sense as my namesake crocodile. I have no idea if it is a notch-collar dinner jacket, or even what said garment looks like. To my mind a tux is a tux and that's it. I am an incorrigible T-shirt and jeans kind of guy. Fortunately my work is laid back enough that that is acceptable. I only get into trouble when going to weddings etc.
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Jaccare you look like a hunk in those wedding photos. You are in no way innately reprehensible to look at, and methinks thou art guilty of fishing for compliments!! You are a handsome family, and with that combination of good looks the likelihood of further good looking additions is very high!
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Jacare, your family is beautiful. I love your daughter...she's adorable!

~Jane~


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Jacare,

Well, I can't tell from the photo if it's a notch-lapel, but it looks like you did everything else right, so take heart! And the others are right: you do look good in a tux!

Jeff


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*blushes sheepishly*
Thanks everyone.

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uhm, just out of curiousity, how tall are you?
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Jacare Sorridente
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6' 4''
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Okay, I've finally got my photos page back up -- mostly. The wedding and honeymoon pages are still a shambles, and nothing's really INTACT or decorated or captioned, but at least it's all there -- and no longer on that d**ned Crosswinds site.

http://www.plastic-castle.com/tom/photos/


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I'm so glad to see the Paris shots are back up - I really loved those.
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Nice pics, Jacare and Tom. I just love looking at these photos.
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You want to see my picture? I don't trust you with it. I may post it later, but I might only do it when I am taking photography at school.
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Man... I gotta get myself to a scanner at some point, yeesh. I finally sat down to read through this thread - all nine pages! Okay, I admit I skimmed a bit... but, them's be a lotsa posts.

It's so cool to see what everyone looks like.. and jehovoid, I think I almost fell out of my chair laughing at your rant, or riff, or whatever one might call it.

Hm. If I wasn't stuck in Atlanta, I'd have some pics to post - but all my pics are back in New Jersey... three weeks or so, and I'll have a pic up... December 20th or so... keep your eyes peeled. Well, not really, cuz that'd hurt.. and be kinda messy... then again, saying keep an eye out isn't much better... I'll stop now...

Cow


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I think I WILL make a collage of, well, as many people as want to be on it. If you do, post or send me an email. I'll decide to go through with it depending on how many people reply.
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Sound like an interesting idea...I would be game if others are. It might be fun to make the collage for Endercon.

**Ela**


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You guys will have to fight over who sits next to who in the pic.
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http://hometown.aol.com/sfcme
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I'm so confused...I thought you were a crazed beverage, and instead you look like a nice guy.
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Yes, a very nice looking can of beer.

(Your caption had me rolling on the floor laughing. )

**Ela**


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Ok, I told someone I would put a photo here when I got it, and I got it.

This is us. I'm the one on the left with the thinning hair.

--Pop


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Moose!! That's an adorable picture!! Connie looks beautiful and little Carl looks adorable (and you look happy to be there with the other two ).
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Exactly.
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Papa Moose! What a beautiful family!
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oh, moose! y'all look fantastic!

odouls. i think you need to update your picture.
heh, i seem to remember having in my posession a picture of someone sprawled across a loveseat dead asleep...


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On the offchance that anyone's running around frantically saying, "Oh no, oh no, I don't know what Ophelia looks like! Whatever shall I do?" (although I'm sure there are far more people saying "Who the heck is this girl?" cuz I haven't been around much lately) here are some of me at school, all taken over the past year.

I am the short girl with long hair, which is red in anything after October 27, but brown before that...these are approximately most recent to least recent

These first few are from this Halloween, at a party I hosted...
Me and my costumed friends
The Justice Club (becuse it's just us)!
Me and Parul
Missy and me

These are from an Astros game this September...for some reason, the girl whose pictures these are confused me with my roommate when naming them, but I'll forgive her
Rachel and me
Sam and me

From April...
Brooke and me at Beer Bike

Going to the midnight showing of Rocky Horror...the first one made it into the yearbook...
me, Dave, Chase, and Parul
This pic has been described as "sultry."
me and Sam and Brooke

Some random pictures from last winter
Jeremy, me, and Carl in a coffee shop
Sam and I play with coconuts in a Chinese market

[edit: Brooke changed the links on her site, so the ones I had before didn't work.]

[This message has been edited by Ophelia (edited October 16, 2002).]


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Moose, what an adorable family picture.

Nice hair, Ophelia. And the rest of you, too.

**Ela**


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You are a cutie! Good to have you back.


Be prepared to have folks confuse us, since both our niks begin with "O". It WILL happen sooner or later. I even got confused with Otaku a couple of times.


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Well ya gotta know O-lady dat all dem O-words is da same. Ya know - orange, oleander, ombudsman - theys all da same thing, no?
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*Playfully smacks Ludosti*
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moose: you look different than i thought you would. You don't look surprisingly different but you still aren't how i thought you'd be But i agree, beautiful family.
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Olivet, there's no one I'd rather be confused with

Really, no one can get my name right in real life anyway...they all think I'm one of my roommates (usually the one who doesn't have the same first name as me) or other friends...I think I've been called Emily or Rachel or Audrey or Leslie more often this year than I've been called Lindsay (my real name) or any derivitive thereof...


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