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Marek
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Of course A Christmas Story is a horror movie, why would you say it wasn't?


And then the grass turned purple.

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How would you describe the Vikings game?

We need a new quarterback.

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You asked for change for a dollar, I gave you 7 old dimes, five old pennies and a washer. What more do you need?

We voted for Change, but not that kind of change.

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Did you hear Obama is going to have sex reassignment surgery?

I don't think that is covered by Obamacare.

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Why can't I have n arc reactor put in my chest to charge my phone?

I can never find an outlet when I need one!

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Why are you in this outlet store?

I have painted my walls Sky blue.

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Why does it reek of vodka in here?

Grandpa fell asleep on the couch again!

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So how can you be so sure there was too much rum in the cake?

Without mexican food, life has no meaning.

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What was Neil Armstrong originally slated to say upon stepping onto the moon, before Taco Bell dropped their sponsorship of the landing?

That's why I'm currently a bear.

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Is it true that turning from a human in to a bear is easy, but going back is hard?

Jackie Chan should have learned to juggle

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Which movie should Jackie Chan choose to star in next--"Juggling with Ninja's" or the Sylvester Stallone comeback pic, "Rocky VIII--Return From the Dead--Boxing Zombies"?

The title "Boxing Zombies" sounds cool.

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Why did anyone ever think it was a good idea to make a movie about undead work force in cardboard factory?

The king demanded it.

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Why is stepping on blue swuade shoes punishable by death in Memphis?


Some special intrest is more "special" than others.

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Why does the superhero lobby always seem to get the tax breaks?


Turkey bacon is great, unless you're a turkey.

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What was one of Yoda's not-quite-as-wise cousins favorite sayings?

I think that was too much of a stretch.

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Why don't we have death penalty by quartering anymore?


If only that. He had a goddamn cactus!

[ March 25, 2014, 05:38 AM: Message edited by: Szymon ]

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Didn't he show up with a fresh roll of toilet paper he said you could use?

I'm not sure, but it was on the Internet.

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Did they ever find Obama's birth certificate?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

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Marek
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What do superheroes say about their powers when they meet?

Well that was impressive.

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What do superheroes say about each other's powers after comparing them?

I was slightly disappointed with him.

[ March 27, 2014, 08:46 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Y ]

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Did you see the Magicians sleight of hand?

His hands were quicker than the eye, but slower than the spleen.

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What did throwing pieces of the anatomy model out the window prove?


We should have opened the window.

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What was Bill Gate's last regret?


I spent my entire fortune on Candy Crush in-game purchases.

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I thought you won the lottery, why are you selling sandwiches at the mall again?


They were all out of cheese burgers.

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Why the heck did you TP McDonald's?

On a slab in the county morgue.

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Where's the BBQ sauce for my slab of ribs?

Those are not your ribs.

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Adam, are these my ribs?

Tangy!

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Shiny?

Hockey!

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What do I use to open this Hoc Lock?

That is the strangest lock I've ever seen.

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Like my new male chastity belt?

It burns with the fire of a thousand suns.

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I know that hot sauce tastes good, but how does it feel on the other end?

It's best with guacamole.

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I need something to help me get this suppository in...

It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it.

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What is on the to-do list for the Republican party?

That's the second way to skin a cat.

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What are you doing with that Plunger, Cork Screw, Bucket of Lard, and Dixie Cup?

I'm working on my Science Fair project.

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Why did you stop building your time machine?


British people love tacos.

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How did you keep Scotland from seceding?


He's cutting left, now right!

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What are you watching on Barber TV?

Shave and a haircut.

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What is the first thing you got after returning from your undercover mission in ISIS?

Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to...

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What I wish I knew 20 years ago.

It doesn't do ANYTHING, that's the beauty of it!

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How's your love life?

It reminds me of a purple cow.

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Will you put that back in your pants please?

Because you are special!

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Why can't I have as many chicken fingers as everyone else?


There are too many sausages.

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How was the German 5 Star restaurant?

The kraut wasn't sour enough.

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What did you think of Col. Klink?

He's better than General Stupidity.

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What did you think of Col. Klink?

He's better than General Stupidity.

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What did you think of Col. Klink?

He's better than General Stupidity.

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What do you think of Major Idiot?

That is not a nice way to refer to your father!

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Ever figure out what caused your swollen coccyx?


No, but it did involve a balloon.

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Did you successfully revive this thread with a balloon?

It's weird to visit this place.

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What were your thoughts upon entering the ruins of the visitors centre where you were once employed?

Time for a cookie break.

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