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Marek
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Why won't you play purple Batman suit hula quest?

I am afraid of grass skirts

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Is there a particular reason you unplug the TV every single time a traveling commercial for Hawaii airs?

I forgot my good spatula at home.

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Why are you trying to behead me with an old rusty spatula?

The old rusty light saber was too expensive.

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Why are you waving that spent Christmas wrapping tube around going "whoooooh, whooooooh"?

I have a fear of crowds.

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Why are you home alone, dressed up as Waldo?

http://cheezburger.com/4505850112

That's what SHE said.

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Did the Special Himalayan Expedition report that they are having tea and crumpets with the Abominable Snowman?

That is what any civilized person would do at tea time.

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You murdered the local tribesmen, stole their land and resources, banned them from speaking their native tounge and enslaved the surivers, all for their own good, out of Christian charity, between lunch and diner time?

Got to have a hobbie.

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Is there a reason you were shaving my back when I woke up this morning?

It doesn't have enough screaming.

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Of course A Christmas Story is a horror movie, why would you say it wasn't?


And then the grass turned purple.

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How would you describe the Vikings game?

We need a new quarterback.

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You asked for change for a dollar, I gave you 7 old dimes, five old pennies and a washer. What more do you need?

We voted for Change, but not that kind of change.

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Did you hear Obama is going to have sex reassignment surgery?

I don't think that is covered by Obamacare.

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Marek
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Why can't I have n arc reactor put in my chest to charge my phone?

I can never find an outlet when I need one!

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Why are you in this outlet store?

I have painted my walls Sky blue.

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Why does it reek of vodka in here?

Grandpa fell asleep on the couch again!

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Marek
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So how can you be so sure there was too much rum in the cake?

Without mexican food, life has no meaning.

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What was Neil Armstrong originally slated to say upon stepping onto the moon, before Taco Bell dropped their sponsorship of the landing?

That's why I'm currently a bear.

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Marek
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Is it true that turning from a human in to a bear is easy, but going back is hard?

Jackie Chan should have learned to juggle

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Which movie should Jackie Chan choose to star in next--"Juggling with Ninja's" or the Sylvester Stallone comeback pic, "Rocky VIII--Return From the Dead--Boxing Zombies"?

The title "Boxing Zombies" sounds cool.

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Marek
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Why did anyone ever think it was a good idea to make a movie about undead work force in cardboard factory?

The king demanded it.

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Why is stepping on blue swuade shoes punishable by death in Memphis?


Some special intrest is more "special" than others.

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Marek
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Why does the superhero lobby always seem to get the tax breaks?


Turkey bacon is great, unless you're a turkey.

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What was one of Yoda's not-quite-as-wise cousins favorite sayings?

I think that was too much of a stretch.

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Why don't we have death penalty by quartering anymore?


If only that. He had a goddamn cactus!

[ March 25, 2014, 05:38 AM: Message edited by: Szymon ]

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Didn't he show up with a fresh roll of toilet paper he said you could use?

I'm not sure, but it was on the Internet.

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Did they ever find Obama's birth certificate?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

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Marek
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What do superheroes say about their powers when they meet?

Well that was impressive.

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What do superheroes say about each other's powers after comparing them?

I was slightly disappointed with him.

[ March 27, 2014, 08:46 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Y ]

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Did you see the Magicians sleight of hand?

His hands were quicker than the eye, but slower than the spleen.

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What did throwing pieces of the anatomy model out the window prove?


We should have opened the window.

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What was Bill Gate's last regret?


I spent my entire fortune on Candy Crush in-game purchases.

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I thought you won the lottery, why are you selling sandwiches at the mall again?


They were all out of cheese burgers.

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Why the heck did you TP McDonald's?

On a slab in the county morgue.

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Where's the BBQ sauce for my slab of ribs?

Those are not your ribs.

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Adam, are these my ribs?

Tangy!

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Shiny?

Hockey!

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What do I use to open this Hoc Lock?

That is the strangest lock I've ever seen.

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Like my new male chastity belt?

It burns with the fire of a thousand suns.

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I know that hot sauce tastes good, but how does it feel on the other end?

It's best with guacamole.

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I need something to help me get this suppository in...

It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it.

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What is on the to-do list for the Republican party?

That's the second way to skin a cat.

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What are you doing with that Plunger, Cork Screw, Bucket of Lard, and Dixie Cup?

I'm working on my Science Fair project.

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Why did you stop building your time machine?


British people love tacos.

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How did you keep Scotland from seceding?


He's cutting left, now right!

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What are you watching on Barber TV?

Shave and a haircut.

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What is the first thing you got after returning from your undercover mission in ISIS?

Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to...

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What I wish I knew 20 years ago.

It doesn't do ANYTHING, that's the beauty of it!

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How's your love life?

It reminds me of a purple cow.

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Will you put that back in your pants please?

Because you are special!

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Why can't I have as many chicken fingers as everyone else?


There are too many sausages.

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