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Marek
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Why won't you play purple Batman suit hula quest?

I am afraid of grass skirts

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Is there a particular reason you unplug the TV every single time a traveling commercial for Hawaii airs?

I forgot my good spatula at home.

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Why are you trying to behead me with an old rusty spatula?

The old rusty light saber was too expensive.

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Why are you waving that spent Christmas wrapping tube around going "whoooooh, whooooooh"?

I have a fear of crowds.

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Why are you home alone, dressed up as Waldo?

http://cheezburger.com/4505850112

That's what SHE said.

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Did the Special Himalayan Expedition report that they are having tea and crumpets with the Abominable Snowman?

That is what any civilized person would do at tea time.

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You murdered the local tribesmen, stole their land and resources, banned them from speaking their native tounge and enslaved the surivers, all for their own good, out of Christian charity, between lunch and diner time?

Got to have a hobbie.

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Is there a reason you were shaving my back when I woke up this morning?

It doesn't have enough screaming.

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Of course A Christmas Story is a horror movie, why would you say it wasn't?


And then the grass turned purple.

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How would you describe the Vikings game?

We need a new quarterback.

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You asked for change for a dollar, I gave you 7 old dimes, five old pennies and a washer. What more do you need?

We voted for Change, but not that kind of change.

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Did you hear Obama is going to have sex reassignment surgery?

I don't think that is covered by Obamacare.

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Why can't I have n arc reactor put in my chest to charge my phone?

I can never find an outlet when I need one!

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Why are you in this outlet store?

I have painted my walls Sky blue.

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Why does it reek of vodka in here?

Grandpa fell asleep on the couch again!

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So how can you be so sure there was too much rum in the cake?

Without mexican food, life has no meaning.

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What was Neil Armstrong originally slated to say upon stepping onto the moon, before Taco Bell dropped their sponsorship of the landing?

That's why I'm currently a bear.

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Is it true that turning from a human in to a bear is easy, but going back is hard?

Jackie Chan should have learned to juggle

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Which movie should Jackie Chan choose to star in next--"Juggling with Ninja's" or the Sylvester Stallone comeback pic, "Rocky VIII--Return From the Dead--Boxing Zombies"?

The title "Boxing Zombies" sounds cool.

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Why did anyone ever think it was a good idea to make a movie about undead work force in cardboard factory?

The king demanded it.

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Why is stepping on blue swuade shoes punishable by death in Memphis?


Some special intrest is more "special" than others.

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