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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Marek
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posted October 21, 2012 07:15 PM
Why won't you play purple Batman suit hula quest? I am afraid of grass skirts
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SteveRogers
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posted October 22, 2012 01:59 PM
Is there a particular reason you unplug the TV every single time a traveling commercial for Hawaii airs? I forgot my good spatula at home.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted October 24, 2012 01:52 PM
Why are you trying to behead me with an old rusty spatula? The old rusty light saber was too expensive.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted October 24, 2012 06:45 PM
Why are you waving that spent Christmas wrapping tube around going "whoooooh, whooooooh"? I have a fear of crowds.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted October 29, 2012 03:43 PM
Did the Special Himalayan Expedition report that they are having tea and crumpets with the Abominable Snowman? That is what any civilized person would do at tea time.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted October 29, 2012 04:33 PM
You murdered the local tribesmen, stole their land and resources, banned them from speaking their native tounge and enslaved the surivers, all for their own good, out of Christian charity, between lunch and diner time? Got to have a hobbie.
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SteveRogers
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posted October 29, 2012 11:47 PM
Is there a reason you were shaving my back when I woke up this morning? It doesn't have enough screaming.
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Marek
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posted November 10, 2012 05:49 PM
Of course A Christmas Story is a horror movie, why would you say it wasn't? And then the grass turned purple.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted November 10, 2012 09:47 PM
How would you describe the Vikings game? We need a new quarterback.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted November 11, 2012 08:47 AM
You asked for change for a dollar, I gave you 7 old dimes, five old pennies and a washer. What more do you need? We voted for Change, but not that kind of change.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted November 12, 2012 12:15 PM
Did you hear Obama is going to have sex reassignment surgery? I don't think that is covered by Obamacare.
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Marek
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posted December 01, 2012 07:48 PM
Why can't I have n arc reactor put in my chest to charge my phone? I can never find an outlet when I need one!
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Mr. Y
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posted December 03, 2012 03:50 AM
Why are you in this outlet store? I have painted my walls Sky blue.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted December 04, 2012 04:34 AM
Why does it reek of vodka in here? Grandpa fell asleep on the couch again!
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Marek
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posted December 25, 2012 05:24 PM
So how can you be so sure there was too much rum in the cake? Without mexican food, life has no meaning.
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advice for robots
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posted December 26, 2012 01:49 AM
What was Neil Armstrong originally slated to say upon stepping onto the moon, before Taco Bell dropped their sponsorship of the landing? That's why I'm currently a bear.
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Marek
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posted December 28, 2012 08:14 PM
Is it true that turning from a human in to a bear is easy, but going back is hard? Jackie Chan should have learned to juggle
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Darth_Mauve
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posted January 02, 2013 12:56 AM
Which movie should Jackie Chan choose to star in next--"Juggling with Ninja's" or the Sylvester Stallone comeback pic, "Rocky VIII--Return From the Dead--Boxing Zombies"? The title "Boxing Zombies" sounds cool.
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Marek
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posted January 02, 2013 09:53 PM
Why did anyone ever think it was a good idea to make a movie about undead work force in cardboard factory? The king demanded it.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted January 02, 2013 10:36 PM
Why is stepping on blue swuade shoes punishable by death in Memphis? Some special intrest is more "special" than others.
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