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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Marek
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posted October 21, 2012 07:15 PM
Why won't you play purple Batman suit hula quest? I am afraid of grass skirts
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SteveRogers
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posted October 22, 2012 01:59 PM
Is there a particular reason you unplug the TV every single time a traveling commercial for Hawaii airs? I forgot my good spatula at home.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted October 24, 2012 01:52 PM
Why are you trying to behead me with an old rusty spatula? The old rusty light saber was too expensive.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted October 24, 2012 06:45 PM
Why are you waving that spent Christmas wrapping tube around going "whoooooh, whooooooh"? I have a fear of crowds.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted October 29, 2012 03:43 PM
Did the Special Himalayan Expedition report that they are having tea and crumpets with the Abominable Snowman? That is what any civilized person would do at tea time.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted October 29, 2012 04:33 PM
You murdered the local tribesmen, stole their land and resources, banned them from speaking their native tounge and enslaved the surivers, all for their own good, out of Christian charity, between lunch and diner time? Got to have a hobbie.
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SteveRogers
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posted October 29, 2012 11:47 PM
Is there a reason you were shaving my back when I woke up this morning? It doesn't have enough screaming.
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Marek
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posted November 10, 2012 05:49 PM
Of course A Christmas Story is a horror movie, why would you say it wasn't? And then the grass turned purple.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted November 10, 2012 09:47 PM
How would you describe the Vikings game? We need a new quarterback.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted November 11, 2012 08:47 AM
You asked for change for a dollar, I gave you 7 old dimes, five old pennies and a washer. What more do you need? We voted for Change, but not that kind of change.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted November 12, 2012 12:15 PM
Did you hear Obama is going to have sex reassignment surgery? I don't think that is covered by Obamacare.
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Marek
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posted December 01, 2012 07:48 PM
Why can't I have n arc reactor put in my chest to charge my phone? I can never find an outlet when I need one!
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Mr. Y
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posted December 03, 2012 03:50 AM
Why are you in this outlet store? I have painted my walls Sky blue.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted December 04, 2012 04:34 AM
Why does it reek of vodka in here? Grandpa fell asleep on the couch again!
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Marek
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posted December 25, 2012 05:24 PM
So how can you be so sure there was too much rum in the cake? Without mexican food, life has no meaning.
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advice for robots
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posted December 26, 2012 01:49 AM
What was Neil Armstrong originally slated to say upon stepping onto the moon, before Taco Bell dropped their sponsorship of the landing? That's why I'm currently a bear.
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Marek
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posted December 28, 2012 08:14 PM
Is it true that turning from a human in to a bear is easy, but going back is hard? Jackie Chan should have learned to juggle
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Darth_Mauve
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posted January 02, 2013 12:56 AM
Which movie should Jackie Chan choose to star in next--"Juggling with Ninja's" or the Sylvester Stallone comeback pic, "Rocky VIII--Return From the Dead--Boxing Zombies"? The title "Boxing Zombies" sounds cool.
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Marek
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posted January 02, 2013 09:53 PM
Why did anyone ever think it was a good idea to make a movie about undead work force in cardboard factory? The king demanded it.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted January 02, 2013 10:36 PM
Why is stepping on blue swuade shoes punishable by death in Memphis? Some special intrest is more "special" than others.
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Marek
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posted March 23, 2014 08:01 PM
Why does the superhero lobby always seem to get the tax breaks? Turkey bacon is great, unless you're a turkey.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted March 23, 2014 09:52 PM
What was one of Yoda's not-quite-as-wise cousins favorite sayings? I think that was too much of a stretch.
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Szymon
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posted March 25, 2014 05:22 AM
Why don't we have death penalty by quartering anymore? If only that. He had a goddamn cactus! [ March 25, 2014, 05:38 AM: Message edited by: Szymon ]
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posted March 25, 2014 11:18 AM
Didn't he show up with a fresh roll of toilet paper he said you could use? I'm not sure, but it was on the Internet.
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RivalOfTheRose
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posted March 25, 2014 12:40 PM
Did they ever find Obama's birth certificate? I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
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Marek
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posted March 26, 2014 12:30 PM
What do superheroes say about their powers when they meet? Well that was impressive.
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Mr. Y
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posted March 27, 2014 04:16 AM
What do superheroes say about each other's powers after comparing them? I was slightly disappointed with him. [ March 27, 2014, 08:46 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Y ]
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Darth_Mauve
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posted March 27, 2014 07:50 PM
Did you see the Magicians sleight of hand? His hands were quicker than the eye, but slower than the spleen.
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Marek
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posted March 28, 2014 12:52 AM
What did throwing pieces of the anatomy model out the window prove? We should have opened the window.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted March 30, 2014 09:22 PM
What was Bill Gate's last regret? I spent my entire fortune on Candy Crush in-game purchases.
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Marek
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posted April 17, 2014 05:38 PM
I thought you won the lottery, why are you selling sandwiches at the mall again? They were all out of cheese burgers.
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Unmaker
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posted April 17, 2014 08:42 PM
Why the heck did you TP McDonald's? On a slab in the county morgue.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted April 23, 2014 12:59 PM
Where's the BBQ sauce for my slab of ribs? Those are not your ribs.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted April 24, 2014 09:21 AM
What do I use to open this Hoc Lock? That is the strangest lock I've ever seen.
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Frisco
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posted August 19, 2014 02:49 PM
Like my new male chastity belt? It burns with the fire of a thousand suns.
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posted August 19, 2014 02:58 PM
I know that hot sauce tastes good, but how does it feel on the other end? It's best with guacamole.
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GaalDornick
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posted August 19, 2014 06:05 PM
I need something to help me get this suppository in... It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it.
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BlackBlade
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posted August 19, 2014 11:08 PM
What is on the to-do list for the Republican party? That's the second way to skin a cat.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted September 06, 2014 06:03 PM
What are you doing with that Plunger, Cork Screw, Bucket of Lard, and Dixie Cup? I'm working on my Science Fair project.
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Marek
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posted September 26, 2014 01:16 PM
Why did you stop building your time machine? British people love tacos.
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BlackBlade
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posted September 26, 2014 03:14 PM
How did you keep Scotland from seceding? He's cutting left, now right!
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Darth_Mauve
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posted September 26, 2014 10:14 PM
What are you watching on Barber TV? Shave and a haircut.
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GaalDornick
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posted September 27, 2014 11:24 AM
What is the first thing you got after returning from your undercover mission in ISIS? Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to...
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Kwea
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posted September 30, 2014 08:22 PM
What I wish I knew 20 years ago. It doesn't do ANYTHING, that's the beauty of it!
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Darth_Mauve
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posted September 30, 2014 09:01 PM
How's your love life? It reminds me of a purple cow.
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Kwea
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posted October 01, 2014 12:40 AM
Will you put that back in your pants please? Because you are special!
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Marek
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posted October 16, 2014 10:18 PM
Why can't I have as many chicken fingers as everyone else? There are too many sausages.
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