And she, was like, totally wearing my favorite pink nail polish on, like, her toes.
what, you think i am sexy?
The only way to travel.
I got this award plaque and a $40 gift certificate.
And so I told the guy, That ain't my tuna fish!
[This message has been edited by :Locke (edited April 26, 2002).]
Look, it is either you or me, and frankly, I would prefer it to be you.
A zebra on the fortieth floor.
I can do it, but it'll take 3 NAND gates, a zener diode, and one mother of a power supply.
The goat ate it.
Texas. It all comes back to Texas.
[This message has been edited by Rruk (edited April 27, 2002).]
Of course! To make room for the tuna!
That feels good!
I got a papercut on my tongue!
That's American dollars my friend, American dollars!
Spiral bound on card stock, laminated cover.
TUNA-FREE DOLPHIN MEAT!!!!!!!YUMMIEEEE!
Yes, I DO understand you. *cough*
Girls, women, and small furry little animals.
[This message has been edited by bruinlawyer2002 (edited April 29, 2002).]
Too much flouride.
And your little dog too!
If your not going to eat it, feed it to my monkey.
A: It's because of my drinking problem.
Statistics 101, man!
Shove an elephant through a donut.
[This message has been edited by :Locke (edited April 30, 2002).]
A: 3 rejections
A. So few time; such little people.
Untie this with your tongue, please.
I'M GONNA SING THE DOOM SONG NOW!!!
(I know max knows where this is from)
Master of Bation, his home company.
A: Joxer the Mighty
Ow! I'm wearing two left shoes!
No, no, you rub the gravel on the window.
Why are you walking so funny?
About 5 minutes.
For afr:Do you travel with a minnow?
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You've got the wrong number.
Cows mostly. Sometimes static electricity.
Stop it, Fred! You're giving me electrically-induced seizures!
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Octopi! Lots of 'em!
A: I told you horses shouldn't travel in first class.
The clowns are attacking! Get em' away!!!!