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Max
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Can i ask you a question about your sexuality?

And she, was like, totally wearing my favorite pink nail polish on, like, her toes.


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celia60
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You killed her because she was wearing your favorite sweater?

who hasn't?


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MEC
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have you ever wanted me soooo much you went into acoma?

what, you think i am sexy?


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Polemarch
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Ahhhh! You're shirt is on fire! Take it off!

The only way to travel.


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Are you a member of the "mile high" club?

I got this award plaque and a $40 gift certificate.


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:Locke
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What did they give your for proving the existence of God?

And so I told the guy, That ain't my tuna fish!

[This message has been edited by :Locke (edited April 26, 2002).]


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How did you escape from the killer dolphins?

Look, it is either you or me, and frankly, I would prefer it to be you.


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Rruk
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So, who's going to launder the chain mail underwear?

A zebra on the fortieth floor.


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Bob_Scopatz
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What's better than a horse on the roof?

I can do it, but it'll take 3 NAND gates, a zener diode, and one mother of a power supply.


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How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

The goat ate it.


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Nadine
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Has anyone seen my diaphram?

Texas. It all comes back to Texas.


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Rruk
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And where did you say those gigantic cockroaches came from?

Cody Judy.

[This message has been edited by Rruk (edited April 27, 2002).]


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Bob_Scopatz
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If Cathy Lee Gifford's son has a sex change, what will he call him/herself?

Elbow grease.


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Polemarch
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What does a person with an unnatural attraction to work use as a lubricant?

Of course! To make room for the tuna!


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Human
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Why do some coaches prohibit Onanism?

That feels good!


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aretee
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Why did you let him give you a wedgie when you knew you were wearing chain mail underwear?

I got a papercut on my tongue!


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Wait a minute, how did you know my wife was wearing paper underwear?

That's American dollars my friend, American dollars!


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We're from Canada, eh, and we were just wondering how come your cars are so cheap here, eh?


Spiral bound on card stock, laminated cover.


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MEC
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what's your brain look like?

TUNA-FREE DOLPHIN MEAT!!!!!!!YUMMIEEEE!


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Max
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GIR, what did you replace your jet fuel with and why?
(Invader Zim trivia)

My underpants!?!?


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needshelp
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I just had a major hangover and threw up, what should I do? My parents will be home soon!

Yes, I DO understand you. *cough*


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Doctor (impatiently): Would you please turn your head and cough so I can examine the next guy?

Girls, women, and small furry little animals.

[This message has been edited by bruinlawyer2002 (edited April 29, 2002).]


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Rruk
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Who's been using my hairbrush?

Too much flouride.


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MEC
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why don't you have any teeth?

huh?


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Bob_Scopatz
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?

And your little dog too!


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Max
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Would it be ok if my two brothers, sister, mom, dad, aunt, and little dog spend a week at your parents' cabin?


If your not going to eat it, feed it to my monkey.


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MEC
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what's this stuff labeled rat poison?
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Icarus
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Q: How do you answer a question if it's moot?

A: It's because of my drinking problem.


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Bob_Scopatz
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Why is your liver flopping out of your torso?

Statistics 101, man!


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:Locke
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What do your parents think you're taking in college, dude?

Shove an elephant through a donut.

[This message has been edited by :Locke (edited April 30, 2002).]


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Icarus
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Q: What do you have to do to kill this thread?

A: 3 rejections


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What do you call your mom and 2 sisters not showing up in Alabama?


A. So few time; such little people.


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:Locke
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The Smurfs are hatching a commie plot! We have to kill them!

Infernal banannas.


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Max
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What's your pet chimp trying to sign?

Leap Frog!!!


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Well if those dogs weren't fornicating, then what in heaven's name were they doing??

Untie this with your tongue, please.


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Polemarch
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Now what do I have to do to pass this test?

I'M GONNA SING THE DOOM SONG NOW!!!

(I know max knows where this is from)


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Max
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GIR will you get off my head, and settle down?

Master of Bation, his home company.


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Icarus
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Q: Where's this "In the beginning" stuff?

A: Joxer the Mighty


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Who was that kid who did laundry at school?

Ow! I'm wearing two left shoes!


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What does your wife calls you right then?

No, no, you rub the gravel on the window.


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For Per:

Why are you walking so funny?

About 5 minutes.

For afr:
Do you travel with a minnow?

15 times.

[This message has been edited by jehovoid (edited May 01, 2002).]


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15 kids, huh?

You've got the wrong number.


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2,399,628?

Cows mostly. Sometimes static electricity.


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:Locke
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Hello? Is this the Pope?

Stop it, Fred! You're giving me electrically-induced seizures!


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jehovoid
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What happens when I hook up this car battery to your nipples with these clamps?

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.


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:Locke
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Oh, George, is this your mother in law?

Octopi! Lots of 'em!


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Can you give an example and then say how many latin words you know?

The spork.


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Icarus
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Q: What do you use to cure constipation?

A: I told you horses shouldn't travel in first class.


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MEC
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flight attendant, can you please tell the hairy long nosed passenger in front of me to stop pooping in my food?

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.


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What is your favorite song?

The clowns are attacking! Get em' away!!!!


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