And she, was like, totally wearing my favorite pink nail polish on, like, her toes.
who hasn't?
what, you think i am sexy?
The only way to travel.
I got this award plaque and a $40 gift certificate.
And so I told the guy, That ain't my tuna fish!
[This message has been edited by :Locke (edited April 26, 2002).]
Look, it is either you or me, and frankly, I would prefer it to be you.
A zebra on the fortieth floor.
I can do it, but it'll take 3 NAND gates, a zener diode, and one mother of a power supply.
The goat ate it.
Texas. It all comes back to Texas.
Cody Judy.
[This message has been edited by Rruk (edited April 27, 2002).]
Elbow grease.
Of course! To make room for the tuna!
That feels good!
I got a papercut on my tongue!
That's American dollars my friend, American dollars!
Spiral bound on card stock, laminated cover.
TUNA-FREE DOLPHIN MEAT!!!!!!!YUMMIEEEE!
My underpants!?!?
Yes, I DO understand you. *cough*
Girls, women, and small furry little animals.
[This message has been edited by bruinlawyer2002 (edited April 29, 2002).]
Too much flouride.
huh?
And your little dog too!
If your not going to eat it, feed it to my monkey.
A: It's because of my drinking problem.
Statistics 101, man!
Shove an elephant through a donut.
[This message has been edited by :Locke (edited April 30, 2002).]
A: 3 rejections
A. So few time; such little people.
Infernal banannas.
Leap Frog!!!
Untie this with your tongue, please.
I'M GONNA SING THE DOOM SONG NOW!!!
(I know max knows where this is from)
Master of Bation, his home company.
A: Joxer the Mighty
Ow! I'm wearing two left shoes!
No, no, you rub the gravel on the window.
Why are you walking so funny?
About 5 minutes.
For afr:Do you travel with a minnow?
15 times.
[This message has been edited by jehovoid (edited May 01, 2002).]
You've got the wrong number.
Cows mostly. Sometimes static electricity.
Stop it, Fred! You're giving me electrically-induced seizures!
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Octopi! Lots of 'em!
The spork.
A: I told you horses shouldn't travel in first class.
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.
The clowns are attacking! Get em' away!!!!
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