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Narnia
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So what are the characters like in the new A-Team musical?
I wanted to, but he said he only wanted salt.
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fallow
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Why didn't you keep your eyes on the road ahead?
My name is Humphrey.
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pajeba
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Hey there Humpty! How are you doing after that great fall - the horses treating you well?
No, I said tact.
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fallow
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but, I thought you hated the Gap?
This will do nicely.
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Stan the man
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But all I have is the black thong. Oh wait, here is...a...red one?
I hate it when she does that.
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jehovoid
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God, can you tell Mother Teresa to stop dropping water balloons on the people in Purgatory?
It's like Hell but without all the fire and eternal damnation.
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mr_porteiro_head
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Should I even bother to try to get to heaven? What's it like?
If only I had some string and a swiss-army knife, then we'd be in buisness!
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cochick
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Could I fly to the moon with this washing liquid bottle and a fire cracker?
No but spandex works well.
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Narnia
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So do you think duct tape would be good to tie up these hostages?
Not unless he's really really ugly.
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Dead_Horse
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So, should I ask my fiance to wear this bag at the wedding?
She threw it too high and it landed on the roof.
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Godric
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What happened to Begging the Question?
I leave for a month and it's on page 22!?!
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sarcasticmuppet
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How is that reading machine working?
I don't know...throw some money at it.
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Elphie
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Why's that monkey eying my corndog?
(((ae))) I was just thinking about this thread and wondering how to bring it back..Yea! ![[Party]](graemlins/party.gif)
It's only here for another 12 days.
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Narnia
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Why are you going to Krispy Kreme every single night?
I know how you feel, but we'll just have to use the red one.
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Mr.Funny
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I want the blue pill! Why can't I have the BLUE PILL???
It's because of your genetic heritage.
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Elphie
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So why exactly do i like to dance around with drunken llamas?
He's so fluffy that she can't handle it.
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Frisco
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Why's your husband getting a Brazilian wax?!
Because it's unscented.
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fallow
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Why don't the humming birds come to the feeder anymore?
It's made of rose-colored plastic.
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kaioshin00
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
I was only trying to help
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Dead_Horse
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Why are all my clean socks separated into individually numbered bags?
Hang it out on the line and see if it dries.
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Dan_raven
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I just washed Hatrack and can't do a thing with it. Any suggestions?
That's how you get on-line.
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kaioshin00
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Why did you just click "Sign On"?
300 bushels a day.
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rivka
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How many mites did your pillow accumulate last week?
But they're so cuuuute!
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Elphie
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I don't think that we should let the kids play with those rabid spongemonkeys.
It's one molecule short of being plastic.
[ May 14, 2004, 10:26 PM: Message edited by: Elphie ]
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kaioshin00
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How would you describe Godzilla's DNA?
Ronald McDonald told me to do it!
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The Wiggin
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Are you relly going to eat that?
A purple elephant.
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Stan the man
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What did you just call my mother?
It's just a figment of our imagination.
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The Wiggin
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Is that a blue and green tiger?
It's Superman.
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Elphie
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Hey, who's that with Mary Jane...no, it couldn't be..it IS..
All for a little piece of pie.
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littlelf
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Didn't one of them see it?
Two men wallked into a bar.
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Mr.Funny
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HOW much of your soul did you sell?
Must be some pretty good stuff, then.
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littlelf
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And do fries come with that?
I'd buy that for a dollar!
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goblin
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Can you believe she ate it all?
A psychotic penguin.
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littlelf
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What would YOu do for a Klondike Bar?
Good to the last drop.
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Dead_Horse
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How did you like the fruit and imported cheese basket I had sent to your office last week?
Don't know...I've been on vacation.
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kaioshin00
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How much wood could a woochuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
My liver hurts
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Alucard...
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Why did you insist on colonics and coffee enemas while drinking nothing but Goat's Milk for a week?
That's because I have a Decoder Ring.
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goblin
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Why do you get all the girls in chain mail underware?
Because the voices told me!
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Dead_Horse
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What makes you so sure you're sane?
Here, lie down on this couch and tell me all about it.
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fallow
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but, but... I thought this was a job interview?
Five years from now I picture myself on a beach.
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Stan the man
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So what's with all this fatty food?
The voices in my head are speaking to me, and they don't like you.
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fallow
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are those earphones really necessary?
my mother was an inventor.
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goblin
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Why are you stareing at me?
4,687
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rivka
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How many different screen-names does Jon Boy have?
It's like potato chips.
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littlelf
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I thought the answer was always 42?
I wear the cheese; it does not wear me.
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fallow
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*blindfolded*
"umm... it feels kinda like reptile skin? feels like scales? like..."
slough
edit: *lubriderm*
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Dead_Horse
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Just exactly what is in this cheese?
Nacho, nacho man...I want to be a nacho man!
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Bob_Scopatz
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Feeling chipper, are we?
I'm Frito Lay.
edit: cochick, how'd you sneak in here while I was posting. Dangit all!!!!
[ May 16, 2004, 11:09 AM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]
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cochick
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Have we any cheetos in here?
Will you all stop using Americanisms - they flumux me!
*sorry Bob but I bowed to your superior talent and deleted mine for you*
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littlelf
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Do I make you horny, baby?
Rrrrrruffles have rrrrrrridges.
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