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Narnia
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So what are the characters like in the new A-Team musical?

I wanted to, but he said he only wanted salt.

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Why didn't you keep your eyes on the road ahead?

My name is Humphrey.

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Hey there Humpty! How are you doing after that great fall - the horses treating you well?

No, I said tact.

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fallow
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but, I thought you hated the Gap?

This will do nicely.

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But all I have is the black thong. Oh wait, here is...a...red one?

I hate it when she does that.

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God, can you tell Mother Teresa to stop dropping water balloons on the people in Purgatory?

It's like Hell but without all the fire and eternal damnation.

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Should I even bother to try to get to heaven? What's it like?

If only I had some string and a swiss-army knife, then we'd be in buisness!

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Could I fly to the moon with this washing liquid bottle and a fire cracker?

No but spandex works well.

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So do you think duct tape would be good to tie up these hostages?

Not unless he's really really ugly.

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So, should I ask my fiance to wear this bag at the wedding?

She threw it too high and it landed on the roof.

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What happened to Begging the Question?

I leave for a month and it's on page 22!?!

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How is that reading machine working?

I don't know...throw some money at it.

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Why's that monkey eying my corndog?

(((ae))) I was just thinking about this thread and wondering how to bring it back..Yea! [Party]

It's only here for another 12 days.

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Why are you going to Krispy Kreme every single night?

I know how you feel, but we'll just have to use the red one.

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I want the blue pill! Why can't I have the BLUE PILL???

It's because of your genetic heritage.

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So why exactly do i like to dance around with drunken llamas?

He's so fluffy that she can't handle it.

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Why's your husband getting a Brazilian wax?!



Because it's unscented.

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Why don't the humming birds come to the feeder anymore?

It's made of rose-colored plastic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

I was only trying to help

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Why are all my clean socks separated into individually numbered bags?

Hang it out on the line and see if it dries.

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I just washed Hatrack and can't do a thing with it. Any suggestions?

That's how you get on-line.

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Why did you just click "Sign On"?

300 bushels a day.

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How many mites did your pillow accumulate last week?



But they're so cuuuute!

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I don't think that we should let the kids play with those rabid spongemonkeys.

It's one molecule short of being plastic.

[ May 14, 2004, 10:26 PM: Message edited by: Elphie ]

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How would you describe Godzilla's DNA?

Ronald McDonald told me to do it!

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Are you relly going to eat that?

A purple elephant.

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Stan the man
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What did you just call my mother?

It's just a figment of our imagination.

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Is that a blue and green tiger?

It's Superman.

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Hey, who's that with Mary Jane...no, it couldn't be..it IS..

All for a little piece of pie.

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Didn't one of them see it?

Two men wallked into a bar.

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HOW much of your soul did you sell?

Must be some pretty good stuff, then.

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And do fries come with that?

I'd buy that for a dollar!

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Can you believe she ate it all?

A psychotic penguin.

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What would YOu do for a Klondike Bar?

Good to the last drop.

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How did you like the fruit and imported cheese basket I had sent to your office last week?

Don't know...I've been on vacation.

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How much wood could a woochuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

My liver hurts

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Why did you insist on colonics and coffee enemas while drinking nothing but Goat's Milk for a week?

That's because I have a Decoder Ring.

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Why do you get all the girls in chain mail underware?

Because the voices told me!

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What makes you so sure you're sane?

Here, lie down on this couch and tell me all about it.

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but, but... I thought this was a job interview?

Five years from now I picture myself on a beach.

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So what's with all this fatty food?

The voices in my head are speaking to me, and they don't like you.

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are those earphones really necessary?

my mother was an inventor.

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Why are you stareing at me?

4,687

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How many different screen-names does Jon Boy have?



It's like potato chips.

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I thought the answer was always 42?

I wear the cheese; it does not wear me.

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*blindfolded*

"umm... it feels kinda like reptile skin? feels like scales? like..."

slough

edit: *lubriderm*

[ May 16, 2004, 12:40 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]

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Just exactly what is in this cheese?

Nacho, nacho man...I want to be a nacho man!

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Feeling chipper, are we?

I'm Frito Lay.

edit: cochick, how'd you sneak in here while I was posting. Dangit all!!!!

[ May 16, 2004, 11:09 AM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]

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Have we any cheetos in here?

Will you all stop using Americanisms - they flumux me!

*sorry Bob but I bowed to your superior talent and deleted mine for you*

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Do I make you horny, baby?

Rrrrrruffles have rrrrrrridges.

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