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RivalOfTheRose
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Don't be shellfish, why don't you share you shell?

Maybe Buddha would know.

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Tante Shvester
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Waiter, what's in the "Buddha's Delight"?

There are lots of them, you just can't see them.

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Raventhief
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How many "fnords" are there in the newspaper?


It's two TABLEspoons of Worcestershire Sauce.

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BlackBlade
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Why oh why do my eggs benedict taste like they're missing something?

Careful with that axe Eugene...

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Sterling
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What were the last words of the inventor of eugenics?

You, Hugh, and a ewe.

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Tante Shvester
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Wait, you're not a homosexual, you're a homophonesexual? Well then, who would you date?

I always keep one in my lunchbox, for emergencies.

[ September 02, 2009, 01:40 AM: Message edited by: Tante Shvester ]

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rivka
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Where'd that crossbow come from?!?



Steals from the poor and gives to the rich.

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Mr. Y
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What's Robin Hood been up to since he went into politics?

I don't think that rule applies to you.

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Damn, it's after Labor Day. Where's my black KKK robe?


Whoa, too much vaseline.

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Sterling
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What did he say before he slipped and fell in the tub?

But it's all I want for Christmas!

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rivka
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Why do you think I'd let you punch out my two front teeth?




The round, spinny thing.

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Uprooted
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What was John Travolta pointing at here?


Only when I cry.

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Sterling
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Is spilled milk frequently a problem around this house?

I'm not concerned about the implications, I just need something to hit it with!

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kanelock1
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Your dog can talk!? Do you know what that means?


Hey! Put down that gopher!

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Dogbreath
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Wanna see me do a magic trick with the blender?

Wearing pants would improve the situation.

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Darth_Mauve
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Well Mr. Disney, what do you think of my duck drawing?

It quacks me up.

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Sterling
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What was it about the Aflac commercial that made you decide to go with their insurance?

But on the positive side, no trees were killed in its making.

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Dogbreath
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Have you thought through the negative consequences of printing your book on the skin of your flayed victims?

Well, there were a lot of tears.

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Raventhief
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How did aunt Betty respond to the onion chopping therapy?

Fourteen or fifteen on weekends. No more than eleven during the week.

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DDDaysh
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How many potatoes can your oven bake?

The door is hanging askew.

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Sterling
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And what's wrong with that door, I ask 'ew?

Blather. Blintz. Re-bleat.

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SteveRogers
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What are the directions for washing a live goat on that detergent bottle?

I didn't think anyone would be so offended by a bowl of cereal. . .

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Stone_Wolf_
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Why did you put out Lucky Charms at the Irish American Heritage Society meeting?!?

Whew, that was a tough one!

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Yebor1
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How did that shoe taste?


No matter how skillfull the wizard a knife in the back will always cramp his style.

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Stone_Wolf_
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Hey thief, aren't you afraid of going up against Elminster?

That's why they call me neckbeard!

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Yebor1
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Is That Your chesthair?


Shmoos are delicious.

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SteveRogers
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Now, let's get this from the intergalactic beings mouth; Galactus, what was your favorite planet to devour?

Trix are for kids, ***********.

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Marek
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What did Bruce Willis say in that new action movie, when he shot the guy eating cereal?

I guess she should have cut the green wire.

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Stone_Wolf_
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What do you think is the most inappropriate thing to put on Officer Mill's tombstone?

Okay, but I want payment -upfront-!

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Brian J. Hill
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Marek, could you please resurrect the "Begging the question" thread?

I've never see so much cannabis in one place!

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What do you think about the new landscaping on our interstate highways?


I've never seen so many cannibals in one place!

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Marek
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Why did you run screaming from the stack of national geographics?

Wolverine wearing a tutu.

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Stone_Wolf_
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What is the scariest, girly thing you can think of?

Seventeen.

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Emreecheek
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How many times have you pleasured a man in a public restroom?

Never again, but I think about it every once in a while.

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Darth_Mauve
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So Wendy, will you go visit Peter Pan on vacation, or do you ever want to see your real family again.

What is a real family anyway?

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Stone_Wolf_
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Do amnesia victims long for their real family?

I tried to remember, but I forgot!

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Darth_Mauve
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Have you ever tried to renew your Jatraquero Membership?

Joining gets you a cool t-shirt.

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Stone_Wolf_
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So if I join your cult I will have to give up all my money and shortly after commit suicide?

I have -never- pleasured a man in a public restroom!

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Mr. Y
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What would be the most blatant lie you could tell me?

Sometimes I like to walk backwards.

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Marek
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How did you get all those bruises on your back?


That guy with the cane can actually run really fast if you take his wallet.

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Stone_Wolf_
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What's your new exercise program for the elderly?

Set the room to 70 and put the thermostat on the other side of an obstacle course.

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How to make a Canadian obese girlfriend really hot?

This is by far the wisest and most intelligent question I have ever heard. Yes, by all means, yes!

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Is Obi-Wan Kenobi really our only hope?

Sometimes its blue but really its mostly purple and orange.

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Darth_Mauve
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What color is Rorschach Smurf?

He is the smurfiest color of smurf.

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Szymon
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How do you know he overdosed bentyl?

First you inhale it, than you can try to do the other weird thing with it, if you know what I mean.

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Stone_Wolf_
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Any advice for president Clinton about cigars?

Might as well use your willy, you'll get caught either way.

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Darth_Mauve
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Should I sign the Oompa Loompa Enslavement Order as "Mr. Wonka" or just "Your Friend Willy"

That last one sounds like a Disney show involving a killer whale and a small orphaned boy who solve crimes at sea.

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Marek
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Why did no one read my articles about aquatic crime prevention, "The purple whale of justice" and "Dale and the whale detective"?


Aquaman seemed very concerned

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Did you hear DC will be killing off all the "stupid" supers?

Batman didn't even bat an eye.

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In his last movie doesn't Batman fight the evil Beholder gang?

I detest the sillier Batman stuff.

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