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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
RivalOfTheRose
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posted September 01, 2009 11:19 AM
Don't be shellfish, why don't you share you shell? Maybe Buddha would know.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 01, 2009 04:17 PM
Waiter, what's in the "Buddha's Delight"? There are lots of them, you just can't see them.
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Raventhief
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posted September 01, 2009 11:36 PM
How many "fnords" are there in the newspaper? It's two TABLEspoons of Worcestershire Sauce.
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BlackBlade
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posted September 02, 2009 12:11 AM
Why oh why do my eggs benedict taste like they're missing something? Careful with that axe Eugene...
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Sterling
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posted September 02, 2009 12:54 AM
What were the last words of the inventor of eugenics? You, Hugh, and a ewe.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 02, 2009 01:10 AM
Wait, you're not a homo sexual, you're a homophone sexual? Well then, who would you date? I always keep one in my lunchbox, for emergencies. [ September 02, 2009, 01:40 AM: Message edited by: Tante Shvester ]
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rivka
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posted September 02, 2009 01:39 AM
Where'd that crossbow come from?!? Steals from the poor and gives to the rich.
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Mr. Y
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posted December 02, 2009 03:59 PM
What's Robin Hood been up to since he went into politics? I don't think that rule applies to you.
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Fusiachi
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posted December 02, 2009 06:20 PM
Damn, it's after Labor Day. Where's my black KKK robe? Whoa, too much vaseline.
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Sterling
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posted December 02, 2009 06:53 PM
What did he say before he slipped and fell in the tub? But it's all I want for Christmas!
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rivka
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posted December 02, 2009 10:45 PM
Why do you think I'd let you punch out my two front teeth? The round, spinny thing.
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Uprooted
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posted December 02, 2009 11:11 PM
What was John Travolta pointing at here ? Only when I cry.
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Sterling
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posted December 03, 2009 12:09 PM
Is spilled milk frequently a problem around this house? I'm not concerned about the implications, I just need something to hit it with!
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kanelock1
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posted January 16, 2010 12:28 AM
Your dog can talk!? Do you know what that means? Hey! Put down that gopher!
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Dogbreath
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posted January 16, 2010 02:36 AM
Wanna see me do a magic trick with the blender? Wearing pants would improve the situation.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted January 16, 2010 06:31 PM
Well Mr. Disney, what do you think of my duck drawing? It quacks me up.
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Sterling
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posted January 16, 2010 07:23 PM
What was it about the Aflac commercial that made you decide to go with their insurance? But on the positive side, no trees were killed in its making.
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Dogbreath
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posted January 16, 2010 08:00 PM
Have you thought through the negative consequences of printing your book on the skin of your flayed victims? Well, there were a lot of tears.
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Raventhief
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posted January 17, 2010 01:14 AM
How did aunt Betty respond to the onion chopping therapy? Fourteen or fifteen on weekends. No more than eleven during the week.
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DDDaysh
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posted January 17, 2010 05:31 PM
How many potatoes can your oven bake? The door is hanging askew.
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Sterling
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posted January 18, 2010 10:52 PM
And what's wrong with that door, I ask 'ew? Blather. Blintz. Re-bleat.
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SteveRogers
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posted October 29, 2011 11:35 AM
What are the directions for washing a live goat on that detergent bottle? I didn't think anyone would be so offended by a bowl of cereal. . .
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted October 29, 2011 11:13 PM
Why did you put out Lucky Charms at the Irish American Heritage Society meeting?!? Whew, that was a tough one!
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Yebor1
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posted October 30, 2011 07:10 AM
How did that shoe taste? No matter how skillfull the wizard a knife in the back will always cramp his style.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted November 01, 2011 01:06 AM
Hey thief, aren't you afraid of going up against Elminster? That's why they call me neckbeard!
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Yebor1
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posted November 01, 2011 02:46 AM
Is That Your chesthair? Shmoos are delicious.
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SteveRogers
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posted November 01, 2011 11:13 AM
Now, let's get this from the intergalactic beings mouth; Galactus, what was your favorite planet to devour? Trix are for kids, ***********.
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Marek
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posted August 22, 2012 04:06 PM
What did Bruce Willis say in that new action movie, when he shot the guy eating cereal? I guess she should have cut the green wire.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 22, 2012 07:15 PM
What do you think is the most inappropriate thing to put on Officer Mill's tombstone? Okay, but I want payment -upfront-!
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Brian J. Hill
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posted August 24, 2012 03:28 PM
Marek, could you please resurrect the "Begging the question" thread? I've never see so much cannabis in one place!
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Dead_Horse
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posted August 26, 2012 08:12 AM
What do you think about the new landscaping on our interstate highways? I've never seen so many cannibals in one place!
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Marek
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posted August 26, 2012 08:43 AM
Why did you run screaming from the stack of national geographics? Wolverine wearing a tutu.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 26, 2012 03:17 PM
What is the scariest, girly thing you can think of? Seventeen.
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Emreecheek
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posted August 27, 2012 01:38 AM
How many times have you pleasured a man in a public restroom? Never again, but I think about it every once in a while.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted August 27, 2012 10:36 AM
So Wendy, will you go visit Peter Pan on vacation, or do you ever want to see your real family again. What is a real family anyway?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 27, 2012 02:40 PM
Do amnesia victims long for their real family? I tried to remember, but I forgot!
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Darth_Mauve
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posted August 28, 2012 04:10 PM
Have you ever tried to renew your Jatraquero Membership? Joining gets you a cool t-shirt.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted August 28, 2012 07:17 PM
So if I join your cult I will have to give up all my money and shortly after commit suicide? I have -never- pleasured a man in a public restroom!
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Mr. Y
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posted August 29, 2012 03:44 AM
What would be the most blatant lie you could tell me? Sometimes I like to walk backwards.
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Marek
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posted August 31, 2012 12:05 AM
How did you get all those bruises on your back? That guy with the cane can actually run really fast if you take his wallet.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted October 08, 2012 12:09 AM
What's your new exercise program for the elderly? Set the room to 70 and put the thermostat on the other side of an obstacle course.
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Szymon
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posted October 09, 2012 05:44 PM
How to make a Canadian obese girlfriend really hot? This is by far the wisest and most intelligent question I have ever heard. Yes, by all means, yes!
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Wendybird
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posted October 10, 2012 11:09 AM
Is Obi-Wan Kenobi really our only hope? Sometimes its blue but really its mostly purple and orange.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted October 10, 2012 12:23 PM
What color is Rorschach Smurf? He is the smurfiest color of smurf.
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Szymon
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posted October 10, 2012 05:54 PM
How do you know he overdosed bentyl? First you inhale it, than you can try to do the other weird thing with it, if you know what I mean.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted October 10, 2012 08:17 PM
Any advice for president Clinton about cigars? Might as well use your willy, you'll get caught either way.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted October 12, 2012 02:07 PM
Should I sign the Oompa Loompa Enslavement Order as "Mr. Wonka" or just "Your Friend Willy" That last one sounds like a Disney show involving a killer whale and a small orphaned boy who solve crimes at sea.
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Marek
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posted October 12, 2012 08:33 PM
Why did no one read my articles about aquatic crime prevention, "The purple whale of justice" and "Dale and the whale detective"? Aquaman seemed very concerned
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted October 12, 2012 08:46 PM
Did you hear DC will be killing off all the "stupid" supers? Batman didn't even bat an eye.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted October 19, 2012 12:36 PM
In his last movie doesn't Batman fight the evil Beholder gang? I detest the sillier Batman stuff.
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