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Bob_Scopatz
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What's the worst gift you ever got for Christmas?

Seat 24F.


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Rruk
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Kssshhshsh...Flight 5347? Where is your captain??

Last Thursday at 11:00 pm.


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Since when are you God?


I had a change of heart.


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Ralphie
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What was the punchline to that transplant joke?

I think I just spontaneously combusted.


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Rruk
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Hey! Who brought the purple fireworks?

The Day of Pain.

(edit - forgot answer )

[This message has been edited by Rruk (edited April 23, 2002).]


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Khavanon
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When are you getting married?

I have three of them.


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Is it just me, or is that a implant surgery gone horribly, horribly wrong?

It's fruit and cake, you know.


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Khavanon
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How would you describe your cousin in two words?

Have some.


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q:Jee, is that mesh underwear your eating?

a:Yeah, I know, Ralphie told me about that.


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Have you heard about the one eyed, one armed, one legged man?

I NEED TACOS!!!!


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Rruk
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What did that darn chihuahua say?

e.e. cummings

(forgot the answer AGAIN!)

[This message has been edited by Rruk (edited April 24, 2002).]


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Bob_Scopatz
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Has anyone ever had the middle name "Estlin?"

A tread-depth of at least 1/16".


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MEC
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if you could talk to god what would you say to him?

DON'T YOU KNOW THE DUEY DECIMAL SYSTEM?!!!!
(for all uhf fans.)


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Eryn
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Hey, um, librarian- yeah, you- can you help me find these war books that I can't find?
(okay, that was a pretty bad question)

You're a jacka**.


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Bob_Scopatz
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If I told you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

I was told it was the Good Housekeeping seal of approval.


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Why did you use your old car oil to shampoo the carpet?

God, i hate peas, i really, really hate peas.

Maxdout


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How did you like the new episode of Veggie Tales?

The new i-mac.


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(you beat me to it!)

Has anyone seen my new lamp?

That's my dog, you dork!

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With which object would you compare my manliness?

And then the boss walked in.


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So you were on the last level, and then...?

Food TV

[This message has been edited by celia60 (edited April 24, 2002).]


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Nadine
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Where did you get the idea to cook dogs?

There was a hair in it!


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Bob_Scopatz
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Why was the donor's heart rejected?

Well, statistically speaking, yes.


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Nadine
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Darling, did you take out the trash?

I'm really not interested, but thank you for your time. Have a nice day, and good luck!


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MEC
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would you mind stopping stalking me?

YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME, WITH THE DOG!!!!!


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ludosti
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Any idea how this anti-freeze got in Fido's water dish?

If I were a bug-eyed, two-toed sloth maybe.


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Will you marry my conjoined twin and I?

I have a sickness in my pants.


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MEC
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did you know i sleep with my car?

hahahahaha, that's funny.


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Q: Did you see Jar Jar get hit by that laser cannon?

A: They bury them in the sand.

[Still laughing about Martha Stewart Mud! ]

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Bob_Scopatz
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Can you name a beverage and an organization for women?

It is level, but not straight.


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How did the vasectomy go?

Ouch! That needle is long!


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Rruk
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Hmm... Why am I drawing up air instead of blood?

It got all meldewy out there.


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Why is Elton John rolling around on the floor?

The sunflowers have ceased the need for my mission.


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You wanna know how to make a signal fire?

Can't... go on... not...enough...dialoge...


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Arnold, why did you cancel the sequel to "Hercules in New York"?

Oh my gosh! I've never seen one that did THAT!


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Bob_Scopatz
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Um, doctor, shouldn't a lot of this stuff be on the inside?

Orinoco Flow by Enya.


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And where di you get the idea to do that?!

Brad Pitt is hott.
~~Eryn~~


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Bob_Scopatz
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Why are we having to turn down the temperature in here again???


When condiments go bad.


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How do you know when Sauron has taken over middle-earth

But i don't like spam!


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Would you like baked beans with your spam?

Chicago.


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Bob_Scopatz
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What is the name of BOTH the worst city and the worst band on the planet?

Here's my card.


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ae
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Dear Abby, I have a teenaged daughter, and-

I don't see what all the fuss is about, really.


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Why are you trying to shove my arm down your throat?

Awww...but I'm all out of severed mail men parts.

[This message has been edited by :Locke (edited April 25, 2002).]


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Bad Locke, no biscuit.

Maxdout


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Who will be the first to berate Locke for his transgression of the law of the thread?

Why, of course, it is "The Ultimate"!


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What kind of Cheeseburger would you like?


If I told you, I'd have to kill you!


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What are memes?

They don't seve French dressing in French restaurants.


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Wot you say!? Dey ton't seve French dressin' he'e?!?

Well, I could tell you, but then I'd have to spank you.


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Bob_Scopatz
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What's your favorite position?

It's all about sex, ultimately.


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Why should i get married?

One thing leads to another....


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MEC
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how did you get your head up your ass?

no, anything but THAT!!!!


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